(High Fives) Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called Seum: Speedrunners from Hell!
And if you think that looks like the Doom logo, (not at all)
you'd be right.
Because it's based around like the music and the aesthetic
kind of, of Doom (best game!)
I don't think it has absolutely anything to do with Doom, *and it doesn't this game is a runner DUH!*
It just LOOKS like Doom.
And, the idea is that you're this guy, running around,
inside Hell, and you have to finish all these courses super fast.
It looks AWESOME. (You're awesome ;) <3)
it looks really cool, I played like the first two levels just to see what they
were like
and to see what the, uh- the speed of everything was,
And the music is awesome as well. Wait -
Did I play? - Yeah, the first two.
I'll go back and do it again, see if I can get faster.
*Leprechaun Mating Noises* It's time-
'Cause SPEED IS KEY, man!
Speed is the key to everything, (Yes it is!), so
Aim, click, and start.
WOAH YES! Oh, this is a good one.
Oh, I'm feeling this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh, I'm feeling this! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HUUUUUUAAAH
22 - Booper Dooper
22nd best in the world! (you're still #1 to me! <3)
Somebody did in 7.7 seconds, I have no idea how you do that. (By BEING A BOSS)
I have no idea how some people are doing it that fast.
This one, I have to go through all the holes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I thi-yeah. This was the other level that I did,
And then I, I went off and said, "You know what? Imma record this because it looks cool, and
"METAAAAALLL!"
18th on that one!
That's pretty fucking good!
Let's do this!
LET'S ROLL!
Okay, Fire Starter.
What do I do? (Be da BESS)
Oh, ohhhhhhh
Okay, Fatality *giggles*
I have - I have a thing!
Yes!
Oh no!
I meant to jump!
Shit! So I can fire fireballs out of my hand! (ILLUMINATICONFIRMED)
And then you get different powers later on,
That are gonna help - for different things. God.
I thought I jumped there.
HUAH
HUA- AHHHH! I keep trying to jump
I'm trying to do it, like, super fast, which I probably shouldn't be. (But you can)
Come onnn I fuckin jumped!
HUEH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There we go!
25th!
Dark Master is near the top!
I mean, I can't fault him, he is the Dark Master.
Trampoline!
*woohoo it's a me mario*
Ah! Jesus!
*laughs* So, I have to go-
Okay.
So I have to just jump into it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There we go.
WOOOOHOHOHO
NICE!
39th though.
Let's see if I can do this a bit faster.
Yes, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yesss,
YEEESS!
HAAAH!
From 39th to 19!
That's how you gain some speed, baby!
This is awesome! (You're Awesome! ;)
I'm having fun doing this, let's go! (Jack has me locked in his basement making subtitles for him)
Whatcha got for me, game? (1-800-HELP-ME)
You're saying speed is key, but I am the master of all that is speed!
Look at this shit!
NUUUH, GOD!
Okay, just run, just run, JUST RUN!
Fuck everything, fuck everything, just run and jump!
AAAH, that one came right for my face! OOOH god! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's a fucking lobotomy and a half
I wanna get this right, I wanna get this right.
HUEH
Damn it! Okay, let's just go to the side.
GOOOD
I'm trying to be fast!
Maybe I shouldn't be trying to be fast, maybe I should be trying to fucking finish the level!
Don't try anything SMART,
*Hailstorm*
I should be able to do this!
*Dies* DUUUUEH
I AM THE MASTER OF ALL *dies* THAT IS SPEEDNESS!
'kay, GO!
YES! *Dies again*
Come on! They're too fucking close to me!
uAH, HEUH *Dies yet again*
GOD! I need to turn!
Okay, just try and finish it this time.
Without trying anyth-*dies*-iIIiIIIING
SPECIAL!
There we go, just take your fucking time!
Take your time, *slaughtered* AND EVERYTHINGS FINE!
EUHF
EEUHAH
UAAAAH YES! (I knew you could do it!)
Voice: HELL YEAH. Jack: OKAY
Take your time, everything's fine! That's what I said already!
Don't try anything special!
HUEH
Crap! *Dies, then laughs*
Okay, so knock down that wall.
HUEH
Yeees
YES!
Oh, it feels so fluid and nice! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fuck yeah! OOOOH!
MMMMETAL!
Oh, I clicked restart. *Shit*
Probably shouldn't have done that.
He was just a boy.
Poor little feller' *WHOA*
HUEH
What is over there???
Is that a secret special way to go?
That might be a secret special way to go *Pro'lly*
Nope. *laughs*
Can I just go to the next level now please?
I have served my penance long enough (Not YET)
Can I - Can i just go next level? Next level. Okay. Thank you, game!
I appreciate that!
What do I do?
What do I-
Oooohhh
Oookay
So I gotta teleport now.
Fuck yeah!
OH GOD.
SHIT!
Okay,
I can do this super fast.
as I fuck up the start of it already.
HAHAHOO!
Voice: FUCK YEAH!
33rd??
That's not good enough for a Jackaboy! (It is for me!)
Jackaboy can do so much better than that!
YEEEES
20th!
I even think I can get better than that!
HUAH
*dies* FUCK!
I got it, I got it, I got it. Watch, watch this.
Watch this!
HUEH!
YEEEEAH 20th again, fuck. *giggles*
Okay, aaah yes!
It's a good game!
HUEH!
HUEH
Oh, OH SHIT. I didn't time that well!
HAAAAH
OOOOOOH Do I dare? Do I dare?
Go
Go! YES
Yes, ti-
Timing is good.
Get iiit, NOW.
HUEH
I'm dead *dies* I'm dead.
Okay, so, NOW
SHIT!
I'm not geting the timing good!
OOOOOO GO!
HUEEH
NYUUH
GEEEHHHH
FUCK
GO
OHH
HEH
Don't get me, don't get- YEES!
OHHHOHOH
4TH! (OMFGJACKDIDITIMMADIE)
4TH BABY!
It's not the best in the world, but it's fucking close enough!
I'm .10 (U WOT M8?)
I'm .010 seconds shy of being the top.
I mean I lost to Invisible Parrot Games, but thats fine. It's a good name.
YEEEAH
MMMETALL!
Fucking love this game, okay.
Here we go, we're teleporting now.
HUEH
Here we go.
OH YES!
13th,
I can do better.
YES
YEES
NOOOO
Ah, I had that!
HUEH
Shit, that's not good.
Ah, that's not good!
Can I even go- HUAH
No. 'Kay. So there's enough space in there to not allow you to do that.
Which is good. AAAAH
SHITE!
Voice: Does this portal lead to my beer?
What the fuck?
Oh, so much fuckin better!
Last attempt.
Last attempt to get some sexiness.
Oh, can I do that?
HUAH
Oh god, go!
Can I just keep teleporting?
*metal music*
*splat*
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Aw, I shouldn't have gone to map, I should have just gone to the thing.
Okay, here we go.
Let's do this one!
What's this called, Charge?
CHHHHAAARGE
Where do I go?
Okay, so the thing's in there, never mind.
I dunno what I was doin.
*Dies* Ahhh, there's flamey balls!
HAH
HUAH
Nøt Tøday, balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OOHOOHOOH EHEH
HUEH
Over the balls
Over the balls!
OVER THe- *death*
Is there something behind me?
Nope!
Heuh
EUH
AAAH, *dies* what do I do??
What do I even do when I get over there?
I am confused.
*aaaaaaaand*
*dies*
GOD! You ha-you can't keep running, you have to stop.
Which sucks!
Oh no you don't. (Silly!)
Never fucking mind then. *laughs*
"Oh yeah, you have to stop."
Did I get that? Oh, you fuckin' hairy.
*Pure frustration* EEUUUUUUGH
That was a good one!
I was getting it really good! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There we go.
There we fucking go, boi.
Nice.
Did that open up the thing?
Oh, I'm scared. *fuck up* OH NOOHOHOOO!
WOOOOOOOOO I can do it!
I can do it I betcha, back into it. (Yes you can!)
Yes.
The music is with me!
*awesome guitar noises* fuckin METAL!
HUEH
Yes
*earrape* NOOOOOOOOO
*focus intensifies*
*hopeless face* This is the face of a man who has given up hope
A man who has nothing left to live for!
A man they call... JACKABOY!
HUEH
YEES
OOOOOOH
23rd?
I thought I did really good there!
What are we doing?
Oh, we're going to level 2!
Floor 2!
Yeah, so, oh, level 11!
Here we go!
Oh, Centrifuge, oh Jesus.
Oh, god, I have to go around this?
Oh yes!
*laughs*
Oh god!
This is weird!
HUAH
OOOHOH
This game is fucking rad!
Oh, nice! Let's go buddy boy!
Metal time!
Where do I go?
Oh.
Voice: Gravity
Voice: Oh shieet (waddup???)
What does that do?
OoooOOOOoooH
You hold right click - *Bullshit* too slow?
Fuck you, bro!
Ehhhh, can I like, go backwards?
And then HHUUUUUEEEH
YUSS
21st, 21st, I can do that better.
I can do that better, 'cuz when I went backwards, I already had the thing and I didn't realize.
AH I didn't get it!
'Kay, last attempt. I don't wanna, I don't wanna bog down the video with too many attempts (it's ok Jack)
So go, uEH
YEEEEEES
Much better, 3 better!
It's all about them scores, 'bout them times. Cuz speed is fucking key and all that...jazz.
Ah shit, no that's not good enough.
That's not good enough for me!
OooooH YES!
Oh shit, I lost my - I lost my momentum.
AAAAH
Hell yeah!
*dying leprechaun noise*
*laughs*
I love how metal it is!
It's so cool!
Okay, yes, YES!
Much fucking better! That was a good one! How people are getting these,
I'll never know. I don't care! It's up to you! What you're do in your own home is up to you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Um, Jumping Jacks... I'm good at those.
Can I just do this?
HUEH
Yes, cut off that time. Yeah! Twenty-fucking-fifth? Maybe I can just do this then.
Much faster, MUCH faster!
25th to 16th!
What up with that? You want to go? YEAH! Give me some! (Ok?)
*WTF*
What are you? Oh, you're teleport.
*dies*
Just teleported myself into the fucking death balls.
Come on!
Okay.
I keep teleporting myself into doom!
While in the air...
OooOOOHhh
OOOOH! That's cool!
While in the air, you can teleport again!
Okay, I just have to get the timing of it right.
HUEH
EUUEEH *Markimoo noise* That was baaad.
HUEH
Fuck, I keep teleporting into the spikes! But this way I can't even finish
the fucking level, let alone get a good time!
COME ON, YA FUCKING HAIRY BITCH
GUUUUUOOOH
*Frustration*HOW??
How in the fuck??? Can I just go around?
*magical orb noises*
Nope. *laughs* So that's how people do it then! They went back to the other levels
and were able to do that. Okay, just take your time.
*parkouring like a baws*
Oh there we go! There we go! Taking time help me survive!
Sometimes it's not all about the fastest speed, speed just means how
fast you're going. It doesn't mean super fast.
I don't know what that was up there, but I am intrigued to find out.
*LEGIT THE CUTEST LAUGHTER OMFG*
Okay, it's a tomb of some sort. I don't need some - no fucking tombs.
Voice: Slam dunk, baby
HUEH
YEAH! That's good! Should have been fucking faster though.
Wait, I wonder could you just...
I got it!
Awesome! I didn't shave off any fucking seconds though. Oh I did, I got 11th now!
I was 16th before. I don't think I'm going to go better than 4th than I did in that other level,
that was insane
Oh god, do I have to go through this one? Oh no.
Oh no. AAAHh come on, this is fucking weird!
Don't do this to me!
Oh, I DID IT! (Don't expect less from JACKABOY!)
Haha! 17th! I think I can do it better on that one.
Or not..
That's already faster, that's already faster,
Just keep that, keep the momentum going. Keep the momentum going! Don't let it drop!
YeEEEESS, GOO!
13th? What was the last one?
I really need to remember what I got! *laughs*
*headbangs intensely*
YEEAAH! Ah shite! *dies then laughs*
There we fucking go. There we go! *fails :(*
No! It kinda bounced me up a little! It was weird!
Voice: Buurrnn, baby, burn.
Yes.
Voice: Buurrnn, baby, burn :/
HAH
YEES
*leprechaun howl* 11th. Let's see if I can get better.
Voice: Buurrnn, baby, burn (we get it)
Voice: Bullseye!
Fuck.
Voice: Daamn, I'm good.
HUEH
YES
HUEH
YEES
NAAH
Not better than 11th. That was actually worse than my other one. Okay! Let's keep going!
This is so fun!
That was fucking weird. *laughs*
God fucking dammit, that's so confusing! AH!
Come on. HUEH
*screeches*
Did I get all the things? I don't even know. AH shit!
Ah, that's confusing!
COME ON! It was fucking in the thing!
YEAH!
Why didn't i get a thing??
What's - the - wh - I'm 99+?? (That's not a level FIT FOR THE BOSS JACK)
Well fuck you! People did that way faster than that? Aww man, I suck at this. (NO YA DON'T.... KEEP YOUR HEAD UP)
Babel?
OoOOh
They only come into- AAHH come on- they only come into being after I shoot them.
AAH-
Got it, got it, got-
COME ON
*FEMALE DOG*
Listen to that music! AAH-I keep pressing space and he's not jumping in time
YESS!
HOO!
YEAH- that- that felt good, TENTH
Yes I'm in the top 10 of the leaderboard! I can do it better though.
I can do it better
AHH I can't do it better nevermind, shut up you didn't see anythin! OOH that time I
said I was gonna do something good
I didn't do it, SHADDAP (Ok lol)
Okay! *claps* ONTO LEVEL THREE Fucking awesome, okay, I'm gonna leave
this episode here, this game is so cool! METAL BABY!
Oh it makes me feel all cool about myself. (You don't have to, YOU DA BEST!)
It controls really well too. The responsiveness in the mouse in the-
the bouncin' around everything *leprechaun hiccup* good god fucking stop, it's all the shoutin.
Messes me up.
Umm... the responsiveness of everything is really good, it feels like old-school
Quake or Doom or something like that, which have like perfect 1-to-1 precision
with your mouse. And that's what this needs, to be a pro-to be a proper
speed running game you can have absolutely no lag, no lag, no delay no
hiccups *like you just had XD*
nothing like that, it has to be perfectly solid and that's what this game is, and I
love the aestethic,
I love the sound, I love the whole environment of it... Super cool game! Anyway,
Thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, *brofist* PUNCH that like
button in the face,
LIKE A BOSS!!! And high fives all around...
*BossFive* *BossFive*
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, in the next video!!!
*Outro song, "I'm Everywhere" by Teknoaxe, plays*
End Card Jack: First off you need to become famous by making YouTube videos and becoming viral on the internet - OOH, so you become viral on the internet, and then you become viral in real life. That's clever (LIKE YOU ;)). Keep an eye *shows off leprechaun eye* over your mutatio-
*moves*
METAL!!! YEAH!!! METAL!!! YEAH!!! (You're awesome Jack. It was a pleasure making subtitles for you. i helped too :3 And me too!)