Good afternoon! Do you know why I pulled you over?
Yes, officer. I was speeding but I swear I have a good reason.
Let me guess. Your wife is having a baby at the hospital?
Yes! you hit the nail on the head.
How did you know?
You're the fifth person with that excuse today.
Here is your ticket. But... but...
Hi Jane. Nice to see you. What are you up to?
Oh, I'm just walking home. And you?
Are you coming from the fish market?
You hit the nail on the head.
I just started working there. Did Dave tell you?
It was just a lucky guess.
Grandma, Grandma...
How about this Grandpa turning today?
Oh sweetie... He doesn't like to talk about his age.
Why don't you ask him?
Happy birthday grandpa!
How old are you today?
That's my secret! Want to guess?
Ummm... twenty-five?
I wish!
A hundred fifty-three?
Try again!
Ummm... seventy-one!
Oh! You hit the nail on the head.
Just please don't tell anyone, ok?
Ok, Grandpa. I'm five.
Please don't tell anyone either!