This would be a good time, Joey, to schedule a colonoscopy.
You're one step into it.
[CRUNCHING] Oh, are those your teeth?
Falling out?
This is real or soda, where one partner
tries a curious cocktail of soda pop flavors,
while their partner tries the same flavor
combination with actual food.
Let's find out what soft drink combo they get served.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, so here is how the game is going to be played.
I'll spin a wheel.
And then we'll take those two combos.
One of us will get the real version, one of us
will get the soda version.
We'll taste it, and it'll be fun.
It might be really gross, so it might not be too much fun.
Oh, shoot.
Three, two, one, spin.
Ow!
Dirt?
And ranch.
Ranch dressing and dirt?
Under Magneto's helmet we either have the real thing,
or the soda.
I think you're more liked on this set--
Huh.
--so I think I got the real thing, and you got the soda.
You're saying I should stick with what I got.
I'm just throwing it out there.
We'll stay.
Three, two, one.
Oh, I was wrong!
I don't even like ranch dressing.
It's not really safe to eat dirt.
Yeah, it's not safe to eat real dirt, this is like edible clay.
I'm gonna mix it up a little bit.
Oh, OK, and I'll just--
Both at once?
Isn't that what you do?
I mean how else am I supposed to do this.
Cheers.
That's weird.
Oh.
Oh, that's weird.
That's so chalky.
Oh, that's so dry, but wet at the same time, that
was impossible.
[COUGHING] Yeah, my mind doesn't like that.
The ranch really comes through, the dirt adds a layer of dirt
to it, I guess.
It's confusing.
Chocolate!
I hate celery.
Butter?
I want to get the real one, is that weird?
Really?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Dang it.
Gosh dang it.
I wanted yours!
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna dig, I'm gonna get this over with.
OK.
You go first, because I want to watch this.
Got some, aw geez, well--
Good luck, man.
[CRUNCH]
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my G-- oh.
How can I put into words what I'm experiencing.
It's everything I hate about celery,
and new things that I'm learning to hate about butter.
Can I see?
I don't know why I wanted to see that.
Give it a shot, give it a go.
Huh.
A little bit of the celery is covering up the butter,
which I actually appreciate.
And it's kind of just like a, meh.
Get a good one.
You choose!
I choose, OK, I like that option.
Jimmy, I want bacon.
Good choice.
All right.
Oh, oh is it gonna happen?
You choose!
Oh!
Another you choose!
I feel like bacon and chocolate would be pretty good.
Really good.
Do you want to trade, or do you want--
I want to trade.
OK.
One, two, three.
Yes!
Man, that looks so good, too.
Bon appetit.
Here's the thing.
The chocolate soda.
I've had it, it's amazing.
Yeah, this smells like a Tootsie Pop.
The bacon soda is slightly less amazing.
Oh, that smells good.
Cheers.
I mean, OK.
This is amazing.
Yeah, the chocolate is overpowering the bacon.
I get a hint of the bacon.
Right.
It's like a smoky chocolate, it's kind of actually
pretty good.
If you love bacon, you owe it to yourself to try the bacon soda,
but I'll level with you, you're probably
going to like the chocolate soda a lot more.
This is amazing.
It's really good.
Apple pie, I'm killing it!
What is that?
Grass?
Move that cloche.
Oh, crap.
Well, the pie looks fine, but you see the green stuff on top?
That is grass from outdoors.
Cheers.
It's like stabbing the back of my throat.
It's sharp?
It kind of feels like it.
You got a piece, do you want to get that.
No!
So, this just tastes like apple pie.
Leads me to wonder, what does the grass soda taste like?
Mm.
Sweet grass--
Grass Soda is delicious.
Maybe a little bit of a pear taste?
I'm so happy for you, [? Kara. ?]
Thank you.
And I go.
Oh, man.
Peanut butter and jelly, and tree bark?
Peanut butter and--
Everybody's laughing at us off camera.
You want to switch this time?
Yeah, let's switch it up!
Lift up our silver brassiere.
Oh, we switched.
Dang it.
Oh, is it made from tree bark?
So it's not, like, flavored like tree bark,
it's just made from actual tree bark.
So it's like root beer, or something.
Oh, that's nice.
It's spicy.
Is it?
You would like this.
It smells like a pet store.
Oh, yeah, that stinks.
I've got some sticks on a piece of bread.
I'm kind of not OK with this.
Mm.
That's nice.
How you doing?
It's so hard!
Mark's got bite.
[CRUNCHING] Oh.
Are those your teeth?
Falling out?
This thing has an aftertaste that's no joke.
Kind of bitter.
Yeah, it is.
Is it?
Mhm.
You getting that bitter bite?
Mhm.
Oh!
It is stuck between two of my teeth so hard, oh.
Ouch, yeah that sucks.
Eric, if you drink too much of the Mauby Fizz
it causes diarrhea.
So, I've just been informed--
Wait, what!
--if I drink too much of this, it causes diarrhea.
So, I don't know what the entire bark does,
the concentrated bark.
This would be a good time, Joey, to schedule a colonoscopy,
and get their little tweezers to pick out any splinters.
He's out.
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The first few bites each time are so bad, but then--
Why do you keep, why are you eating that whole piece?
Let me finish.
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