I read online that if you mix coffee,
orange juice, and a raw egg it blows up.
Cool! I love explosions.
Then get ready for...
Ugh. You got any dynamite?
I'm making grilled cheese sandwiches back here.
Anybody want one?
How are you cooking back there?
With my Heezy Cake Oven!
Uh, yeah, I'll take a grilled cheese.
- I'll have one! - Cheese me!
- Thanks. Grilled cheese? - Thanks.
- There ya go. - Wow. How will I finish this?
So, whatcha makin'?
Lemonade.
I thought you forgot to buy lemons.
I did, so I'm using mustard.
And, uh, I thought you were gonna put
butter on this popcorn.
But we're out of butter, so I put honey.
- Yeah, not a good idea. - Why not?
Now it's just a corn wad.
Well pass the wad, man!
Have an egg.
Thanks.
A toast
to eggs and old friendships. Clink!
- Drink your breakfast. - What's in it?
Well, you know how you love fruit, yogurt, and juice?
- Mm hm. - That's pizza and root beer
- I like it. - You want an egg?
Yeah, I love eggs!
OK. Suck.
[slurping]
[coughing]
Ugh! Ew!
Peanut butter on a hot dog.
I call it PB and ween.
How's it taste?
Like butt.
Strawberry?
Uh, sure.
- Wow! - Mhm! Good strawberry.
Well, of course. They're grown right here in Oxnard.
Sometimes we even call them nard berries
[laughing]
- Whatcha got there? - Oh!
Special fruits from England called, plum figgles.
Let me see.
They should call 'em puke figgles.
Alright! Time to heat up mama's tongue.
OK, now, I have eaten a lot of hot sauce in my day,
- But Sam Puckett- - It's smoking!
Holy pizza.
Oh, yeah, I think I found...
a bone with meat on it.
Ah, there's my beef rib!
Tried to escape, eh?
Well, now you're goin' in the hole, see?
How about a little late night snack?
What is that?
A canned ham.
I found it outside.
What do you say we grab a couple of forks
and teach this chunk of ham a lesson?
His mom was super clear on what we could feed him.
- I know but- - Aht!
She said he can only have one portion
from this sack
of cold, wet noodles.
The baby is fussy. We've gotta feed him.
Ah, he can finish my onion.
No! I've got a full bottle here.
I just can't find the nipple.
Where is the nipple?
Have this large block of cheese.
- Hey. - [screaming]
Honey, I'm home.
What the- What was that?
Look at the floor.
A hot dog?
I bought a Weiner Flinger!
Ding! They're ready!
- What did you make? - I made...
- Ooh. - I made...
Fudge piles!
Ugh! You always make 'em way too chewy.
I love cranberry juice, and my favorite fruit is apples,
so I filled this fish tank up with cranberry juice
and I'm soaking the apples in it.
- Do you get it? - Nope.
I'm making crapples.
- Crapples? - Wanna try?
What's it taste like?
Like crapple.
We are gonna have all the Blue Dog Soda we want.
- How? - Uhh?
I'm makin' it!
I went online and did a ton of research,
and pretty soon I'm gonna have the exact formula.
- Wow! - No way!
- Cool beans! - [shushing]
Time to taste.
We just turn this guy here and...
Lay some of that on your tongue.
Well?
Do you hate me?
Special water for Philip and Kelly.
What brand of water is this?
Oh, it's from France.
It's called Aqua Toilette.
- Ooh, France. - Merci!
"Toilette." That kinda sounds like toilet.
Oh, god.
I took two rib bones and made 'em into a weapon.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Oh, I can't...
jump rope anymore.
I can't eat anymore of this fruit cocktail.
Waba?
It's food.
Da foo.
Olives.
Bo tay.
For you to eat.
Ah gee.
Oof.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, gross. Liquid filth.
Drink the dirty sock water.
[groaning]
Good.
Did you get chicken nuggets, strips, or pucks?
Pucks!
- Yeah, toss me a puck! - Sure!
Ow, my nose!
Have some cotton candy.
A fighter can't eat cotton candy in the middle of a fight!
These pork fingers are so spicy! Ooh!
My mouth is on fire! Oh!
Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
Oh no!
And a little of that.
And a dash of this.
A blob of red.
A plop of brown.
Ugh. C'mon now!
Plop on in there!
What are you even doing?
I am making the perfect sauce for any food.
- Open your mouth. - I don't wanna.
Open!
Well?
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