The job was simple infiltrate Big Jimmy's poker game and acquire the micro-film hidden
in his necklace by any means possible...
There was only one problem.
I have no idea how to play poker.
I sure can't wait to do some poker.
Alright wise guy, raise or fold.
Yes.
What?
Go fish.
Do you not know how to play poker?
Do you?
Yes. You go fish.
Do you not know how to play poker boss?
Shut up Vlad! You don't even know how to drink?
You don't know me.
Okay, does anyone else here not know how to play poker?
Six...
That isn't even how you play poker!
Shut up Krystal! You don't even know how to breath!
Err well, don't tell everyone!
Wow, does anyone know CPR?
Dah, you put the gun on table. You spin gun around.
That's Russian roulette.
You hold it up to your head.
Definitely Russian roulette.
And you pull the trigger.
Stop playing Russian roulette you idiot!
You are idiot!
You don't even know how to make original insults!
You are original insult!
Do you want me to use my knives?!
You don't even know how!
Yes I... Oh...
Maybe we should play something else?
I know game!
GOD DAMN IT! Why do I even hire you idiots?!
HQ I have no idea what's going on! Please advise!
I don't know what i'm doing. I don't know what i'm doing. (Buzz)
A wire? You little rat! You think you're getting away with this huh?! Do you even know who I am?!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?!
Do you?
Wha- No... (pop)
Package secure.
(Spy Music)
How? What? How does this?! I don't know what is happening?!!!
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