Hello and welcome back to the Most Amazing Channel on the Internet!
I am your host Rebecca Felgate and today I am talking the Top 10 Creepy Toy that No Kid
Would EVER WANT.... why don’t you play along and let me know if there are any on this list
you would want to play with.
Before we get into this video though....I thought we could have a chat about my favourite
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You might have heard me talk about BUNZ before, it is a global trading app that was founded
in Toronto but has spread world wide!
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Stick around to the end as I am going to be reading comments from people that have messaged
me on Bunz.
10 Janky Jack in the Box
Listen...in all honesty I am kind of terrified by all Jack in A Boxes...
I hated them as a child because like....POP...surprise....creepy clown....when you least expect it!
As an adult I guess I can deal...withthe regular kind anyway... but one I absolutely cannot
deal with is this vintage chaos box of zombie doom.
Okay, so you’re an antique... do you know what...I feel like all antique toys are pretty
creepy...but this one kind of takes the biscuit.
So you’re like three years old winding up this box...like...haha..toys.... sing the
pop goes the weasel sound.
Ahhhhhhhh.
I believe this is a colonial era toy ....I think the story it is telling is that Jack
was poisoned by the well water, died....had his body stuffed in a small box...and AHHHHHH.
BYE JACK.
BYE.
Remember a few seconds ago when I said that antique toys are objectively creepy.....
OKAY....well case and point at number 9 with what ever the heck this is!
So....by the look of the label, this creature comes from 1871....a dark time some 50 off
years after Frankenstein was written and 17 years before Jack the Ripper would go around
slicing and dicing ladies of London town.
Victorian England.
The Industrial Era.
What did kids play with?
Like... friend....
I can’t even tell you what this is, other than I think it winds up so that must mean
it has the ability to crawl.
Want this crawling towards you?
No, I don’t think you do to be honest, mate.
I wonder what kind of humans the kids who played with this grew up to be?
8 A bunz special at number 8 - Boglin Toy This nightmarish little goblin can be found
on Bunz and is available in the Toronto area.
It looks squishy and that FREAKS me out!
The listing says that these toys were big in the 80sand it seems that Theodore would
be down to trade Horror Films for it.
I’m thinking, why watch a horror film when you can just.....stare at this boglin goblin.
If that gets too tame....try turning off the lights.
I jest, of course...like we always say with bunz, one persons trash is another persons
treasure and perhaps there is someone out there who would absolutely love this Boglin!
I googled Boglin....and it turns out that actually they’re created by Jim Henson...who
I do love.... because Labyrinth and Dark Crystal are the best... although that being said...I
like to be able to stop the movie when I want... not have a ghoul starring at me from my shelf.
Boglin....you give me the creeps pal!
7 - Baby-ano!
WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS THIS.
Listen, I am all for a keytar but a keybaby?
Why does a crawling infant need to be turned into a musical instrument.
Like....you expect your kid to be down with this multi purpose toy!
One minute they’ll be playing with their dolly and the next they’re jamming out like
a cool cat on the keys?
You aren’t fooling anyway.
Don’t cheap out – get the kid a doll and a toy piano...or get them one....spoiled kids
are bad kids.
6 - Skinny Bones He’s skinny bones....apparently!
Except that ... well they don’t look a lot like bones to me.
Like.... weird pipe puppet child with curiously pronounced eyelashes.
Even the kid on the box looks like she is trying to send a secret signal to her friend....
they are help me eyes if ever I saw some!
It’s something about the hands I just don’t trust.... the box says that this here chappy
is one of the Bones Family... but like.... if that is the case...I honestly don’t want
to meet the rest of them.
I don’t really like dolls, especially giant dolls...and this seems kind of dollish hellish
to me.
5 - The Jolly Chimp Liiiiikeee....is it Jolly though...and if
this is jolly...mate, I want no part of it.
It literally looks like a character from a nighmare circus.
Its eyes are red....is a crack chimp...thats why its so jolly.
Can we also just talk about some of the features that the retailers have highlighted on the
box as a good thing?
Its EYES BULGE IN AND OUT AND ITS TEETH FLASH AS THE CHIP TALKS?
Urm.
Bulging eyes and baring teeth really isn't something I feel like kids would be particularly
down with... but it TALKS too?
I have absolutely no desire to hear what it has to say.
4 - French Swimming Dolls OH, another antique.
Excuse me while I weep in a corner.
It seems that Automaton swimming dolls were very much a thing in France!
Some of them are super rare and go for thousands of euros at auctions.
SO...... this is what they look like in the box..... like.... they legitimately look like
murder victims from the disturbing TV shows, Dexter or Hannibal.
They’re all.... bent.
Seeing these in the box kind of gives me exorcist vibes... *editors clip * see what I mean?
Absolute spider walk.
This is how they actually look when they are wound up though.
Editors clip 2.
Liiiike....arguably not much better.
3 - Moth Larva Anyone?
....Anyone.... you got it!
It is coming in to number ** Okay so actually the worrying thing here is
that maybe kids MIGHT want to play with these..... until they realize what they are.
Mexican Jumping Beans...playfully illustrated here by a happy little guy wearing not one
but two sombreros, all for the bargain price of $2.99.... they are actually seed pods inhabited
by developing moths The bean "jumps" when it gets ove heated because the larva inside
spasms in an attempt to roll the seed to a cooler environment to avoid dehydration and
death.
Hey kids...want to torment an animal until it dies before your very eyes.
They say serial killers start by killing small animals.
Just saying.
Hey....little Ava....hey little max....wanna play STRAIGHT JACKET?
2 I am sorry but what the actual ...err..heck
is going on here?
It seems that You can buy a loveeeeellly teddy bear covered straight jacket for your little
one! - check this out.
Editors clip.
I feel like my mum could have been tempted to have picked of these up for me when I was
a wee terror.... but after the first few seconds of fun ...the...hahaaaaa I’m dressed up
moments.... ... then the SCREAMING that would inevitably come when they realized you have
tricked them.
It turns out that that the whole thing was a viral marketing campaign for Supper Nanny...that
being said... you can by costume straight jackets for kids ....which is kind of inappropriate.
Wanna make a child cry today....present them with this absolute horror show at number one....
ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, new Bunz members...
I present to you road kill.
Mommy....what happened to whiskers.
hold out hand ....this.
This is a little toy cat that has met its end with a tire to the gut..... can anyone
read the language on the toy packaging?
If you are from theis country and I am missing a cultural beat here....please explain?!
I can try and explain the horror show that is the Telletubbies to you in return?
I just want to understand!
Well....what an absolute horror show this video was!
Did you play along?
Which of these toys would you play with.
I want absolutely nothing to do with any of them, but if you MADE me play with one then
I would go with the Bunz Boglin!
I hope it finds a good home for a good trade soon.
Once again, thank you to our video sponsor Bunz, if you want to start trading in your
community and also gain some BTZ currency then download the app via the link in the
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Kari Lyn B actually bought me an icecream using Bunz the other day – so massive shot
out to yo!
Other comments I have received on Bunz up next...
Ronnie C said: Hey I love your videos on YouTube, I think you are pretty funny and smart!
Thanks Ronnie!
Jolanta J said: Hello Rebecca!
I Love your videos and I’m an amazing subscriber!
Thank you for showing me Bunz.
I love it!
Hopefully Johnstown PA uses this app – it’s not popular yet hopefully it will be!
I got a GREAT comment from AJY who said: Hi , Im a fan of Top 10.
You’re awesome and thanks so much for telling us about Bunz!
Seeing trash about our planet makes me sick and furious so its nice to take part in the
cessation of throwing crap away!
Also your video makes me calm
and thanks so much!
THANK YOU!