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>> Jessica: REMOTE WORKERS,
BEWARE.
THE GOOD TIMES OF HAVING
MEETINGS FROM PAJAMAS MAY BE
DONE AS MORE COMPANIES TO MAKE
PEOPLE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE.
ELON MUSK IS GIVING HIS
EMPLOYEES AN ULTIMATUM, RETURN
TO THE WORKPLACE OR WORK
ELSEWHERE.
THAT IS ACCORDING TO A LEAKED
EMAIL WHERE HE TELLS EXECUTIVE
STAFF THAT THEY MUST BE IN A
CUBICLE FOR A MINIMUM OF 40
HOURS A WEEK OR DEPART THE
COMPANY.
SHANNON, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
REACTION TO THIS IS GOING TO BE
FROM WITHIN TESLA?
>> Shannon: THERE ARE SO MANY
WEARABLE EFFECTS.
WE HAVE THE NUMBER THAT
4.4 MILLION PEOPLE QUIT THEIR
JOBS IN APRIL.
WE’VE GOT OVER 11 MILLION JOB
OPENINGS.
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO.
IT’S LIKE NETFLIX THAT COME IF
YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH THE THINGS
WE’RE GOING TO PUT OUT, MAYBE
YOU SHOULDN’T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
THERE ARE OTHER JOBS OUT THERE.
IF PEOPLE ARE REALLY STILL AT
HOME IN THEIR PAJAMAS IT IS A
PRETTY GOOD GIG IF YOU CAN GET
IT AND KEEP IT.
I HAD A GUY AT THE BEGINNING OF
THIS ON MY TEAM WHO WAS WORKING
FROM PUERTO RICO AND HE WOULD
ZOOM IN FROM THE BEACH AND I
THOUGHT THAT IS PRETTY SWEET.
IF YOU COULD TRY TO KEEP IT WHY
WOULD YOU GIVE THAT UP?
WHAT I KNOW THAT
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" HAD AN
ARTICLE ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD
WORRY ABOUT OUR ANIMALS BECAUSE
THEY ARE GOING TO BE FREAKED OUT
AND SUFFER DEPRESSION WHEN WE GO
BACK TO WORK.
JOIN THE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS.
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF EVIDENCE
THAT THE PANDEMIC, COMPANIES ARE
DOING QUITE WELL, DO YOU THINK
THAT IT IS TIME TO GO BACK TO
SOME SORT OF HYBRID WORK MODEL?
WORK AT WORK, IN PERSON AND I
KNOW IT IS A PREFERENCE NOT TO
BE IN REMOTE STUDIOS --
>> Jesse: I WANTED TO SUMMER
REMOTELY, BUT GREG DRAGGED US
ALL BACK TO THE OFFICE BUT IN
HINDSIGHT, THAT WAS A GOOD MOVE.
A BIG REASON TO GET BACK TO THE
OFFICE, GOSSIP.
OFFICE GOSSIP IS CURRENCY AND
WHEN USED APPROPRIATELY IT CAN
REALLY SHOOT YOU TO THE UPPER
ECHELONS.
ALSO LOVE CONNECTIONS.
>> Jessica: OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jesse: YOU CAN’T FIND LOVE
SITTING AT HOME ALONE.
MANY PEOPLE DATE IN THE OFFICE
AND FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED
IN THE OFFICE.
>> Jessica: I’VE HEARD OF
THAT.
>> Jesse: ALSO IF YOU’RE TALL,
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TALL YOU ARE ON
ZOOM.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWED THAT TALL
PEOPLE WILL EXCEL IN THE
CORPORATE ENVIRONMENT.
ALSO, THE POWER LUNCH.
YOU ARE NOT HAVING A POWER LUNCH
AT HOME WITH YOUR PARENTS OR
YOUR SON, YOU’VE GOT TO BRING
THE POWER LUNCH BACK.
ALSO IF YOU ISOLATE THE COUNTRY
ANYMORE, WE ARE ALL GOING TO
TURN INTO MASS SHOOTERS.
IF YOU STAY HOME ALONE AND JUST
SHARE A SCREEN, PEOPLE ARE GOING
TO GET VIOLENT.
WE ALL NEED TO GO BACK TO WORK.
>> Judge Jeanine: I COULD BE
LIKE JEFFREY TOOBIN.
YOU KNOW?
>> Jesse: HE’S REMOTE.
>> Judge Jeanine: HERE’S THE
THING, IF COVID IS THE REASON
FOR EVERYONE STAYING AT HOME,
ENOUGH OF THIS, YOU ARE IN YOUR
PAJAMAS, WE LOOK LIKE A THIRD
WORLD COUNTRY.
I GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND
PEOPLE ARE IN THEIR PAJAMAS.
GO TO THE AIRPORT, PEOPLE ARE IN
THEIR PAJAMAS.
IT’S CRAZY AND HONESTLY, I
REALLY THINK IT IS VERY -- IT’S
COMPELLING WHEN YOU HAVE AN
ARGUMENT OR DISCUSSION WITH
SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE.
I MEAN, THAT YOU MISS WHEN YOU
ARE ALONE.
MY DOGS CAN’T TALK.
WE COMMUNICATE BUT WE DON’T HAVE
THAT INTELLECTUAL BACK AND FORTH
FORTH.
>> Jessica: IF THERE IS A BACK
TO YOUR FOURTH.
I WAS PREGNANT DURING COVID, YOU
ARE VERY PRO OFFICE, GREG.
>> Greg: MY GRANDFATHER USED
TO SAY PEOPLE WHO WORK REMOTELY
ARE REMOTELY WORKING.
>> Jessica: DID HE REALLY SAY
THAT?
>> Greg: YES, HE TESTED PAJAMAS AT HOME.
PAJAMAS AT HOME.
YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE MUSK, HE IS A
PURE MADMAN.
CORPORATIONS AREN’T DESIGNED TO
BE YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
I AM TIRED OF VIRTUE SIGNALING,
I AM TIRED GETTING EMAILS EVERY
SINGLE DAY ABOUT A NEW MONTH OR
A NEW WEEK OR A NEW DAY.
I MISS THE DAYS OF THE LITTLE,
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
THE PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT, YOU
TAKE YOUR THING AND STICK IT IN.
>> Jesse: WHAT MONTH ARE WE IN
NOW?
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW.
>> Jessica: WHAT IS HE TALKING
ABOUT?
>> Greg: TIME CARD I REJECT
THIS CURRENT WOKE CORPORATISM
AND BY COMPARING THE OPTIONAL
CHOICES OF THE WHITE-COLLAR
WORKER TO THE FACTORY WORKER.
HE SAYS MINIMUM OF 40 BECAUSE
THAT IS WHAT THE FACTORY WORKER
DOES.
SO CAN YOU, YOU CUPCAKE!
FEEL FREE TO WORK FROM HOME BUT
YOU’VE GOT TO DO A MINIMUM OF
40, AND THAT IS A BOSS MOVE.
BOSSES AREN’T THERE TO BE LIKED.
THE ONLY VIRTUE A COMPANY HAS IS
TO EMPLOY A LOT OF PEOPLE TO
MAKE A GREAT PRODUCT.
THAT IS THE ONLY VIRTUE YOU
SHOULD BE KNOWN FOR!
THE MOMENT YOU STEP OUT OF THAT
LANE, YOU END UP LIKE DISNEY, YOU RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.
YOU RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.
IF WE JUST DO MORE MONTHS, MORE
EMAILS, MORE 5K FUN RUNS, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO FORGET THAT WE ARE
A BLOODLESS, SICK COMPANY.
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THAT, WE
KNOW WHAT A COMPANY DOES, WE
DON’T NEED TO BE LIED TO ABOUT
HOW VIRTUOUS YOU ARE.
THAT IS WHY I LIKE HIM, HE
REJECTS THAT STUFF.
I THINK HE DOES.