- Today we experience the ultimate wedgie.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Do it.
- Okay, now when we were in high school Link was the victim
of a few wedgie attacks.
One in particular in which his underwear was completely
pulled over his head. - Yeah.
- And I didn't intervene because I wasn't there.
- If you were would you have?
- No.
- Okay, whatever.
But I was recently reflecting. - Yes I would.
I would have, I would have stepped in and thrown an elbow.
A sharp elbow.
- When my underwear grew over
my back and then over my head
- Yes. - It was a soccer
initiation thing. - Right.
- Hazing, I don't condone it.
- Yeah.
It's illegal now.
- In reflecting on it
I was like, you know what?
I grew as a person because of that.
And even more importantly, it would make a great episode of
Good Mythical Morning.
- Yes it would.
- So it's time to play
♫ Underwear oh wear
♫ Can my
♫ Undies be
♫ Attached to a scary
♫ Wedgie machine
- Alright, in this game of Wedgie Man, it's a lot
like Hang Man.
There is a word slash phrase up here and Link and I have no
idea what it is.
- Yeah.
- We each get a turn of guessing a letter.
If the letter is not up there, then the wedgie-cutioner
- Will - Oh.
- Turn
this crank.
I don't know who these guys are.
We just brought 'em in from the street.
They had underwear on their heads.
- Right.
You'll be perfect for this.
- And every guess if you decide you're gonna guess the whole
thing, if you get that wrong you also get a crank.
- And when you get it right, the other person, you win and
the other person gets cranked.
- Gets a crank, yeah.
- Then we move on to the next 'til
somebody's totally cranked!
- Yes.
(rock music) (creaking)
- Okay, Rhett.
Would you like to go first, you're taller.
- (laughing) Hey.
That worked again.
(laughs)
I'd like to buy an S.
Do I buy them? - You buy vowels in
a show that's not this one.
- You don't have to buy anything.
I'm just going to give it to you.
- Okay, I guess S.
(bell dings)
- Look at that.
Only one?
- Only one.
- You're kidding.
- Okay, I'll take a T.
(bell dings)
T.
T something S.
Another T, yeah.
- Wait, I'm not done.
- Wow.
Link with the big guess, the big guesser.
What?
(pleasurable music)
- Okay, now.
- Do I get to go again?
- Nope.
- E.
(bell dings)
- Test.
- What?
What?
No cranks yet, man.
We've watched a lot of Wheel of Fortune.
- I'll take an A.
(bell dings) Yeah.
Lots a letters, no crankin'.
♫ Want to not get a wedgie today
- R.
(bell dings)
- Test, somethin' somethin' R.
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
- Oh, I know what it is now!
- Link.
- Testicular
vertitrae.
(buzzes)
(laughs)
- Crank him!
(menacing music) (clanking)
- Okay.
Alright, it's starting to move but.
- You know what it is?
- Either guess or do the letter?
- Correct.
- Testicular fortitude.
- Correct. (bell rings)
- (laughing) Yes!
- A crank for Link.
- Yeah!
Crank it up, son!
- I'm starting to feel a little tension in
the nether region.
- Testicular fortitude is you're going to need.
(rock music) (creaking)
- Alright.
Rhett you are the winner of that round but who will win
this round, Link?
- Me, thank you, yes.
Me.
- You can go first.
(laughs) - Four words I'm gonna
guess an R.
(bell dings)
- [Stevie] One R.
- Hm, goin' light on the R's.
- T.
(bell dings)
Oh.
- O.
(bell dings)
- What?
A.
(bell dings)
(pleasurable music)
(crew chuckles)
- H.
- Oh, no H.
- (laughing) Ha! - Ah!
(menacing music) (clanking)
There it is.
- You gettin' some tension over there?
- Just, yeah.
I'm gettin' some tension.
- N.
- No N.
- Oh! - Crank him.
(menacing music) - Oh, hey, hey.
Oh.
I can tell where that's goin'.
- Look at that ART. - Yeah.
- L.
(bell dings)
(pleasurable music)
- [Stevie] That was a good one, Link.
- Oh!
(laughs)
Dude, I mean, I gotta do this.
- Oh, gosh.
- I gotta do it.
- Dang it!
- Paul Blart Mall Cop.
(bell rings) (crew laughs)
- Crank him!
That's the interesting thing about the way were playing.
It's not like Wheel of Fortune where you guess the letter,
you ask it by guessing a great letter, you throw it back
to the other guy.
I mean. - Yeah.
- I mean, we made the rules.
(rock music) (creaking)
- Alright, I think you guys are doing a little bit too well
at this game. - Yeah.
- So we're gonna make things a little bit more difficult.
- Uh-oh. - And by difficult
I mean
in the nether regions, in the behind.
We're gonna double crank this.
- Double crank?
- So every letter you miss. - So you can catch up!
- We're double cranking.
- Okay, alright.
- Rhett to you.
- T.
- No T.
(yells)
No! - Double crank!
(yells) Oh, no, no!
No!
Wedgie-cutioner, be easy on me.
- I think we're even now
in terms of cranks. - Yeah.
I just caught up.
- A.
(bell dings)
- First one, A.
- R.
(bell dings)
- S.
- There are no S's.
(buzzes)
(groans) (laughs)
(menacing music) (clanks)
- There it goes.
(laughs)
How you feelin'? (yells)
- It's startin' to - Wedge?
- Traverse into the crack.
- Yeah, that's the idea.
Okay, I'm gonna go with E.
(bell dings)
- [Link] Ooo.
- Oh.
- I can't concentrate 'cause of the tension in my crackage.
C.
(bell dings)
Yeah.
- What?
K?
(bell dings)
- You were thinking there was a...
Oh, there is.
(laughs)
- What is this? - But I have
no idea what.
(grumbles)
(laughs)
- Come on, I gotta be able to get this.
I gotta give him the cranks.
(laughs)
Do you know it?
- I know the second word.
- I know the second word I think.
But I don't know the first word.
(grunts)
I'm gonna use some strategy here.
- Okay.
- V.
- (laughing) No.
(laughs) (buzzes)
- Strategy.
- What is?
- I don't...
(screams)
- How's that strategy feelin'?
(crew laughs)
What kind of strategy was that, man?
- You said you didn't know the first word, I wasn't gonna
give you something to help you.
- Oh, I'm gonna go with a
N?
- Mhm.
(bell dings)
- Give me an N up here, please.
Shoot.
(laughs)
- How 'bout a V, Link?
(laughs)
- So you didn't help me on the first word either is
what I'm sayin'.
- Yeah, right.
- I'm gonna take a wedge.
- Oh, come on, man.
- I can't guess.
- You can guess this letter and see what it is.
- I don't wanna give you that letter.
If it's in both of them. - You may not.
You may not, man.
- O.
(bell dings)
Okay, good.
(crew laughs)
- Apple knocker?
- Yes!
(bell rings) (laughs)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't crank yet!
Do not crank yet!
What the crap is an apple knocker?
- I don't know what an apple knocker is.
- Makin' up a freakin' word.
- It's someone who gets...
- [Kevin] It's someone who picks apples.
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- An apple knocker. - Its' someone who gets
wedged up some more!
Crank that apple knocker up!
- I need a number!
I need to see that on Wikipedia or something.
(yells)
- Let's see it, Link, let's see it.
What have we got goin' on?
- [Crew] Oh!
- Oh, yeah.
(laughs)
- You wore a big pair today.
(laughs)
You wore a big pair today.
(rock music) (creaking)
- Okay, guys.
Link
how are you doing? - Not good, let's
play the game.
- (laughing) Okay.
Go 'head.
- E! - Apple knocker.
- E!
(laughs) (bell dings)
Shut up, apple knocker.
I'm on my tippie toes here.
- Oh, okay.
Well, that was a good guess, Link.
R.
- No. (buzzes)
- Oh, come on!
- Crank him!
(menacing music) (clanks)
- Long, slow crank.
That's one crank.
- That was two cranks.
It feels like two cranks. - Alright.
Sounded like one crank.
It looks like one, two cranks.
- Link?
- M.
(bell dings)
- The second word is me.
That's my turn, okay.
S.
(bell dings)
Hm, hm.
Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm.
Ooo!
Oh!
- J.
(laughs)
- What?
- Oh, no, no, Link.
(buzzes)
(crew laughs)
- Why you gonna guess a J, man?
(yells)
- [Stevie] Oh, no.
- I'm ripping.
- We've got rippage.
Keep your head away from it, Link.
- Yeah, I'm concerned.
- Okay.
Okay.
That's a wedgie.
- Bring me back to
my high school. - That's a wedgie.
- Freshman year.
(groans)
- Oh, no.
- N.
- No, N. (buzzes)
- Yeah, crank him!
Crank! - Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh. (crew laughs)
Oh.
- I'll take a U.
- Mm. (bell dings)
(groans)
- U, that's all?
- That's all.
- B?
- No.
(buzzes) (laughs)
- Oh, god, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh!
(yells)
- [Link] Crank it!
- Whoa.
There's some rippage.
- What you got?
- I got a wedgie, man.
(laughs)
- I'mma go with an L.
- No L. (buzzes)
(crew laughs)
- Oh.
Oh!
(clanking) (menacing music)
(yells)
- Okay.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Support yourself.
(crew laughs)
- What's happenin' back there?
- I'm gonna go with an A.
- Mhm.
(bell dings)
- Oh yeah (laughs).
Woo!
(pleasurable music)
(laughs)
That's a look of desperation, man.
He's like, (groans).
- T!
(bell dings)
- [Stevie] Okay.
- What?
- Catch me outside, how 'bout dat?
(bell rings) (yells)
Crank him!
Crank that fool!
(laughs)
Yeah!
Crank him! (groans)
(menacing music) (clanks)
- Oh,
oh, oh, oh.
Oh, Link.
(grunts)
(yells)
(clapping)
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(groans)
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