* Intro Music *
Okay we're at Disney Land today, with my college friend Sarah and Sophie.
[ In a creepy voice ] We're gonna have fun. So follow alooong
And yes I am wearing already, a pink princess ear hat.
[ Saf] I will wear pink
[Sarah] It's monogramed [Saf] *laughing* It's monogramed
I will wear pink if it's a princess hat
[someone in the backround] and it's like once you get home your like why did I do that
We are entering the park
Waaaaaaah
* laughing * This is the line for starbucks.
We are chumps and we are waiting in this line
[ Men singing ] " It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all. It's a small, small...
Okay, we're in line for the Haunted Mansion. The app said 25 minutes but it says 35 minutes in real life...how do we feel?
No
[Desperately Apologetic] Just kidding I love Disney Land I'm happy to even be here, Okay!
Bye forever...bye forever
Splash Mountain was closed but now it's open so. Sarah is excited
[Sophie] I'm not going
Sophie's to scared so she's just waiting with us
That is right ladies and gentlemen, Sophie is to scared of Splash Mountain. This is not Tower Of Terror, this is Splash Mountain!!
look...children
Confirmed, Sophie did not come
wait hold on, turn it around, turn it around...oh yeah, okay here we're about to go down something
*screaming* look
[singing] zipidee do dah, zipidee eh, wonderful feeling
Good photo... of us. Look at [someone laughing].
Life goals!... that is a backpack ladies and gentlemen,
how do I be like you. How do I achieve this status...please tell me....[pleading] tell me your secret!
Snow White's singing can you hear her?
Oh my goodness
Oh it's so cute. I love snow white. There she is.
Sarah might get this one. Sophie might get this one
and I might get this one.
does this suit me do I look
So, apparently the script i have is basic. Rude!
Oh hey!
Wassup?
How you doin guurl
So I was kidding before, but this one is pretty stylish and I'm kinda in to it.
A corn
yah
So we're in DCA now and this is car's land, In case no one...I'm sure you guys have all seen it before but I think it's soo cool looking
Okay so we're waiting in the line for flying over California because all the things in DCA are closing.
Whats up with that
[Singing] Pluto Las Vegas
Okay we are finally getting inside soaring California or whatever this is..it's pretty cool tho
[Raspy voiced Saf] The night has fallen at DCA we got tea... because I'm losing my voice but we will persevere
[Saf singing] you see me rollin', they hatin' , patrollin' they try'n catch me ridin' dirty
Hello
[screaming]
[Raspy voiced Saf] yas...hello...what a good look [laughing in the backround] Yas!
Main Street USA at night, we're going to go to Pirates before our fast passes at Space Mountain
Question is, how do I get to eat at this restaurant next to Pirates
We're at the front of the boat
I don't think they can see us
We successfully pee'd before space mountain we are about to get into the fast pass line.
I can not waaaaait for hyper space mountain, I'm so into this
You know this ride is crazy good, because look at this wait time
can you see that? A hundred and thirty minutes
Oh my word [ laughing] that was a little bit lighter than normal umm, space mountain but the, all the ships were so fucking cool
Yass...show me your ways, there's Sophie
We thought we we're going to miss tower of terror, but we ran back over and were about to go in.
Yeees... yeees can you see me, focus please...yes...hello ...there we are, looking good
So we just did tower of terror, and now were just going to go to the ,other
uhh park and do Materhorns and maybe Indiana Jones
I don't know we're being very...
Just went on the Materhorn, I've never been on the Materhorn before no one told me there was an ice monster... what...what!!
Yaas...woooah...yaaas
This is fun
Okay we are pretty much owning our last few rides
closing of the park dash we are going to go say goodbye to [unintelligible] and try to get on Indiana Jones
I don't know if you guys have heard about this uh wait time card which I'm telling the people at Indiana Jones how long they have to wait line
So it's kind of a big deal, so...
That's the closest I'll ever get to working at Disney Land so like I'm pretty excited about it
Actually, I take that back I feel like I could work at Disney Land if only they would hire me to be like Jasmine or maybe Maleficent
I'm just sayin'
Okay so it started raining but we got out of Indiana Jones and it was awesome.
and now we're going to do pirates for the second time
and then we're going to run out of the park because it's almost midnight, bye
Bye Disney, see you lata...I'm going to get some tea because my voice is gone
P.S an extra little tid bit, that is the light they leave on every night for Walt Disney
because that was his office when at the park and so it's on every night.