Hello there, how are you doing? I am the Dark Lord Voldemort...and I am back from a little
break. I have been off social media for a few weeks. I have been reviving my dark soul
with my dark thoughts, but...actually a lot of you have been getting in touch saying now
is the time to come back Dark Lord, there is something that you might want to watch
on Youtube...it is called The Origins of the Heir. Now, it is supposed to be some kind
of back story as to how I became the dark lord and I thought maybe I would watch it
with you...I could give you my two cents about the origins of my hair. Ho ho. Only joking,
I have no hair anymore. So...I think that I will watch it and I'll give you my feedback
and tell you whether I think that it deserves praise or if I need to go and Avada Kedavra
the creators.
So I am loading it up on Youtube right now. WHile Ido that I just want to remind you all
to leave a thumbs up on Rebecca's videos. She is an agent of the dark lord, so... Also
do leave a comment to let me know what you think of The Origins of the Heir.
Here we go! Very very excited! I'm actually a bit scared if I am honest with you.
What is in the suitcase? I am very excited. Ooh! Yey, it's my diary! I have not seen that
since I gave it to Ginny Weasley and that dastardly Potter put a fan in it. Bad memories
for me.
It is getting a little bit dramatic. I don't know what to think of that mask with the buttons.
Okay. I think we might be in Germany. The magic looks pretty good doesn't it.
I like her lacy hand sock things with the leather....It's very nice.
Seriously though, what is going on with those Balaclava things?! I don't know. Oh is this
me! I am very attractive, aren't I! Oh, no no! Buttony sock face is going to get you.
*Evil laugh*.
Voldemort. Name up in lights..... It is beautiful really.
Oh! Hogwarts! Even though I am a dark lord, it still gives me little gooey feelings inside.
Is that your diary? Is that your real voice?!
It is just plain stupid, people running around on flying balls. fffft.
I would actually like to state on the record that I do like Quiddich. I think it's a good
outlet. Yes, urm...this is not factually accurate.
Maybe it is just the muggle part in you? I DO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED PART MUGGLE. Avada
Kedav....Oooh...I must keep my cool.
Just a second year student? Mmm. You do not look 12 to me! It is a classic really, isn't
it. They get ladies of 25 to play people who are 12. Then when a lady turns 30 she has
to play a mother with three kids...it doesn't make any sense. It's stupid. The Patriarchy...okay,
back to the movie.
Ho! Good Owl.
Bit dramatic really. I don't think we needed to see that needle. Do wizards use needles?
It is a question.
I think we might actually be in Russia. Based on the look of his hat and his accent...?
Oooh! The dark mark is here! Lots of eye close ups in this movie. Eyes.
Oh it is a little Hufflepuff. Hello Hufflepuff.
No you silly boy! You are Hufflepuff, they are not the strongest wizards ever! Hehee!
Ooh, I like Hufflepuffs! They really entertain me.
And then I will marry you.
Oh he is also coming on a little bit strong. Anybody notice the product placement here.
You can see that there are Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans very clearly. How much did they
pay to be such a prominent part of this movie?
I got to say, I really do like his eye make up. He looks a bit like Gerrard Way, a Slytherin.
But, it's very emo which is something I have to support. Emo is not just for Slytherin,
we can have Ravenclaw emos too.
I think it is so far quite sweet what they're doing for Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff....Cause
we all know that actually Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs are nowhere to be seen in dramas. They're
always put to the back, so this is nice representation for them. It is a bit of a dream world.
Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws in positions of power!Haha!
TOM! TOM! TOM!
Haha...meeeee!
Oh! House elf! Yes! I think that is Hokey the house elf. Tricked her!
So like, if this LAzurus did manage to tale on the Gryffindor bride, like...would their
children then be heirs to both Hufflepuff and Gryffindor and would this be like....a
super child? Ooh. Super child. I write that one down.
Mr Burke would like to make an improved offer.
Well....I really do like a good cup of tea. Very good. Yes.
You do actually have to watch out for me when I intently stirring my tea. It is kind of
a sign that I am planning a dastardly deed.
*stirs tea*
OH MY GOODNESS! She is about to reveal the Salazar Slytherin locket. This is the most
excited I have been throughout this film. Oooh show me! Oh that really is eye ball!
It is every Slytherin's dream! Look at that locket swing!
MUMMY!
Mahaha.... my eyes!
The seeker chases the Snitch.
HO! I thought that they said that Voldemort doesn't like Quiddich. Nonsense. This is a
plot hole.
*Hissing* . I believe they got the Parceltongue correct here, it means "I like your false
eyelashes" in snake.
Schmorecrux. Ba!
Say my name Say my name when no one is around you, say Voldy
I love you....Hehe!
OOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!! It was me all along! I did not see that coming!Oh I am such a scheming
wizard....I love it! Polyjuice makes anything possible. IN YOUR FACE RUSSIA! I got my dairy
back! Mwahaha! So what you're seeing there is actually my favourite classic exit. It's
theatrics, really. Simple aparation with like a STINK bomb and a flash of green light. It
really is just for theatrical affect.
Well, I have to say....I will give this a round of applause. Well done Giamano Prezzato....director,
screen play, editing and visual affects. They say one can't do it all.
I did like it cause it is all about me and I really like that it had a dark message.
My only feedback is that I would really like to see Tom Hardy playing the Russian. I like
him.
Other than that, I think it was very good....In places some over dubbing issues. Any film
about me gets my dark mark of approval. So I do hope that they'll make more Slytherin
focused movies....Nagini...my friend Gary. Watching movies as a time for family.
If you're a member of the Youtube family, please do give Rebecca a good thumbs up, share
this video with a friend.... and stay subscribed for more dark messages! I am Voldy and I will
see you next time. Hats off to them, if I wore a hat but I don't because my head is
too good.