- [Narrator] Previously on TRY.
- Hiya, hiya, hiya.
- What, oh.
- Ah.
(Martin whooshes)
(Shannon laughing)
- I'm blind (laughing).
(people laughing)
- Have you ever seen Bob Ross? (gasps)
Have you ever seen Bob Ross?
He's great, he's got a 'fro, and he's just like,
"Just gonna put a little bit of blue right there."
(soft music)
- [Seán] Do you know Bob Ross?
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- He's the person that if you're feeling anxious,
he'll send me to sleep.
- You're gonna love it!
It's so therapeutic.
We should put on music.
- Bob Ross shtyle, we're going to watch Bob Ross,
- Oh.
- the master of painting.
- Oh, oh my.
- Oh no.
- Are these our...
Why are they made out of plastic?
- Ah, this place is a joke, man. - My God.
- How you gonna paint on that?
- Look at him go.
- What's he doin?
(Justine laughing)
- Well I can't do that. (Martin laughing)
- The effects
- Yeah.
- For the 90s.
- Oh no, look what he's doin, he's just got.
Hang on.
- Am I supposed to draw that house?
- Hello, I'm Bob Ross.
- Hey, Bob. - Hey, Bob!
- My hair hero.
- Phthalo Blue.
- Patahhala Blue.
- Let's make some happy little clouds in our world.
- Happy clouds.
(people laughing)
- This is the worst blue I've ever fuckin' seen, oh my God.
- Jesus Christ of all the blues...
- So his is royal blue, it's not gonna mix.
- Our is like turquoise.
- Our is turquoise.
- What the fuck, like? - It's not gonna mix in.
- "It's beginnin to make sense," he says.
I don't know, I beg to differ.
- Did you like art in school?
- No, I didn't like anyone who was artistic in any way.
- Oh I'll definitely do that.
- He's makin' tiny lil' circles.
- Tiny lil' circles.
- Someone's pissed on my clouds. It's all yellow.
(Justine laughs)
- [Seán] Do you find Bob Ross calming, guys?
- Yeah!
When I'm not tryna paint - Oh yeah, Bob's calming.
- with a... - Bob's calming.
You're not calming, Seán.
- Oh my God, he's so good at what he does, right?
- Yeah, he's good, yeah.
- [Bob Ross] And it's one of the nicest, easiest things
to paint in this technique.
- Aw, look at him go.
- Easy to paint.
(Justine laughs)
- Most fun part of this whole technique
is washing the brush, so let's do that.
We wash our--
- The most fun--
- The most fun part is washin' the...
- Washin' the brush?!
- I don't think so, Bob.
- I don't think so.
- Grace, yeah. (gasps)
- Oh!
(Justine laughing)
- He's a little tease!
(Martin laughs) He's a fuckin' tease, that man.
- And just beat the devil out of it.
- (laughs) Did you hear that?
(imitates beating brush) "And you just
beat the devil out of it" (Lolsy imitates beating brush)
- "Beat the devil out of it."
- No, Bob! - Wait, Bob.
- Bob, we don't have white.
- Ah, it's gettin all over me picture.
- Colin's a lot to answer for Seán,
that's all I'm saying.
You sent that man to the shop.
Fuck me.
- But Colin, he said we need white.
We don't have white.
- [Colin] You do have white.
It's beside your blue there.
- Oh shit.
- He should be on the M&S ads.
He's just such a sexual--
- He should be on S&M ads.
- [Seán] Do you find that being drunk
is a help or a hindrance?
- Guess what you think.
- You know what I find a hindrance?
The lack of proper product!
- His voice, he could tell bedtime stories, this man.
He is just--
- Yeah.
- Stunning, like a voice that could make a wolverine purr.
He's just (laughs).
- Yeah, yeah, beautiful, yeah.
I'm just blending, blending, blending, know what I mean?
- [Seán] D'you wanna show us how you're doing?
- Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah.
It's essentially the same. - You're is so much better.
- Right there, that's the intro to Toy Story!
It pans there on the blue and white skies,
and then it goes into Andy's bedroom.
That's not what mine looks like.
(Martin laughs)
Mine looks like the start to a horror movie.
- Stop waterin' your brushes.
Make your brushes dry.
Ah, this is me and Jamie all over again.
And people in the comment section are gonna say,
"Shannon is just shoutin' at him." (laughs)
- I'm after ruining the table, sorry.
I'm not shoutin' at you, I'm tryna help you.
- Gonna add some-- - [Seán] He's scrapin now.
- He's scrapin'?
Oh he's got a mountain.
He's got a fuckin' mountain.
- What's he puttin on us? - Okay, I'm gonna start dealin'
- Hold on there. - bits of paper for us,
cause we're gonna need these.
- How'd you get red in there?
- I don't know.
I panicked. (Brian laughs)
- Ah, mountains.
- Mountains in the clouds, are you--
- You're livin' in a fantasy world, Bob.
- Look at how-- - He's so calm!
- He's so calm! - It's not calm!
Oh, Jesus wept. - He's so calm.
- It's just blue everywhere.
- You have a pretty nice lookin' sky.
We have an accident.
- I wish I could use some Tipp-Ex and rub this out,
because I made a mistake.
- [Colin] As Bob Ross would say, there's no such thing
as mistakes, just happy little accidents.
- Oh my God, I love Bob Ross.
There's only happy little accidents, John.
- My ma said I was a happy little accident.
- (laughs) I believe it because you've made me happy
this whole day.
- Cause I know what I'm doin'.
See this?
(Seán gasps)
(Brian wheeze-laughing)
- He said somethin' about a two inch brush.
But when he said two inches, I zoned out,
'cause no one wants two inches.
- Look at that.
- (whispering) Barely touch it, no pressure.
- (whispering) Do you hear his voice?
I have a semi.
(Martin laughs)
I'm frothin' at the gash here just listenin' to him.
This is gorgeous.
- Your arse is like the Batcave right now.
(both laughing)
- Batman and throbbin, oi, oi!
- Bob, Bob!
Slow down! - Bob.
(Justine laughs)
- Don't even say a thing.
- I feel like I'm literally Bob because he has a shirt on,
I have a shirt on.
I am Bob.
- Same shirt.
- (stuttering) I just wanna give this a go.
- [Seán] How's your one doin', Lolsy?
- Uh, shite.
Shite.
As someone who (gasps)
Oh my God, I got it onto your laptop!
Oh my God, I got it.
Okay, I've wiped it up.
- He deserves to have it on his laptop.
- You should have plastic covering on your laptop.
- Yeah, Seán, you shoulda prepared for this shit.
- [Bob Ross] Once again, this is a very individual thing,
painting is.
- "It's an individual thing!"
- [Bob Ross] Just sort of look at it and make up your mind
how you want your painting--
- "Make up your mind!"
- Is that green? - And mine looks
- Is that green? - Like absolute arse.
- That's green, that's green.
- It's phthalo green.
We don't have phthalo green. - We don't have green.
We have viridian green. - Oh, I have green here.
- [Bob Ross] You can probably hear
how hard I'm hittin' the canvas here.
- I hear how hard you're hittin' the canvas,
and I get what you're sayin'.
I'm hearin' everythin' you're sayin', Bob.
Don't worry.
- Oh, you're hittin' the canvas like a motherfucker, Bob.
- No, John. - Look at this shit.
- John, you can use any of my brushes.
- I want this one and I want this one.
- John, don't be so violent.
You can use any of my brushes that you want to use.
My brushes are your brushes, okay?
(Lolsy stuttering)
- That's a beaut!
Oh my God, next tattoo.
Gonna fuckin' green the shit outta that.
- You're welcome, you're welcome.
I'm a fuckin' artist, yeah!
- I tell you what, let's have one more.
- You, sir, are a tease.
(Martin laughs)
- Put your horn away and paint, would ya?
(Justine laughs)
- Slidin' off the chair here.
(Martin laughs)
- Hold on a minute.
- [Bob Ross] You don't make mistakes here.
- I've got a face to play with.
- [Bob Ross] You just have happy accidents.
- You've got a cat neck.
- He said it just looks like happy accidents.
- You're right actually, someone had a happy accident
all over my... page.
- It's all right. (Justine laughing)
- Shit! Your forest is insane!
- It's good, isn't it?
- Shit.
- I'm being outdone by-- - The state of yours!
(both laughing)
- I'm bein outdone by the lad who failed art.
He fuckin' failed art and he's beatin' me.
- You were braggin to me, what, you got two As?
Junior and Leaving? - Yeah, I got two As, yeah.
Well I mean I got four As.
- You didn't do those hammered (laughs).
- Prussian, Prussian blue.
We don't have Prussian Blue!
- Colin, you gowl.
(Brian mumbling) Colin, you absolute gowl.
- Ah, it's Colin!
- I didn't even know you were here.
- Hey everybody, Colin's here!
- [Colin] I'm taggin' in for Seán just for a second.
- Yeah, shite. - We're drunk as fuck, Colin.
- We're shite. - And we can't paint on
what you've provided.
- What you've provided is horrible.
- Seán blamed you for buyin' all this shite.
- [Colin] I did buy this stuff, I apologize.
- This is plastic. - Yeah.
- It's not a canvas.
- It's plastic, it's not canvas.
- Is paint the headboard? - Look, sorry.
How is he doin' these trees?
- [Colin] He dots a line straight down,
and then he kinda does lil diagonal.
- Yeah, all right, Colin.
- [Colin] Sorry, I was just helpin' ya out.
- You walk in, two seconds Colin,
you're a fuckin expert, like.
(Colin laughing)
Here, have 19 shots of absinthe,
and then we're just gonna roll in an expert.
"It's just a few dashes, a few lines there."
(Colin laughing)
Go fuck yourself. (laughs)
- [Bob Ross] Let's give him a friend.
I think everybody should have a friend.
Friends are so important.
- Did he say, "Friends are so important"?
Rub in my face that I have no friends.
- Can you help me a lil bit?
- I think down here it's just a bit chaotic
- Yeah.
- If I was you, I'd cut that, right?
- Yeah. - And I'd just
use some blue here.
- Huh?
- Oh sorry, are you okay?
- Yep. Just got a fright.
- It can be messy work, paint, you know.
- [Seán] D'you think it's be easier to do this, guys,
if you were sober?
(Justine laughs)
- Mm.
- No.
- [Bob Ross] That easy, that easy.
- That easy.
Bob, stop whisperin. - Daddy's home.
- It doesn't make me feel batter about myself.
- Just listen to that, he whispers,
- "It's that easy." - "It's that easy."
I literally came when he said that.
- Imagine Bob Ross doin fuckin' OnlyFans.
Daddy's home.
Gonna paint your vagina purple.
(Brian laughing)
- You have have total and absolute power.
- No I don't, Bob.
You're a fuckin' spoofer.
You're actually ruinin' my life, Bob.
- Grab another fan brush.
I have several of them going here.
- I bet you do!
'Cause you're a painter.
Bob Ross, you're the reason I drink.
- [Seán] D'you think you guys have gotten more angry
with Bob as this video's gone on?
- Uh, yeah.
- Maybe I'm angry at myself, my life choices.
- He went back up the the sky,
to do trees in the sky?
He put a tree in the sky.
What's he doin'? - Now that's just stupid.
- Why's he puttin another tree there?
There's no need for a tree there,
(Justine laughs)
in the clouds.
- Jesus Christ, Bob. (laughs)
- [Bob Ross] Tell you what, let's get crazy.
- Let's get crazy. - Let's get crazy, Bob.
- Let's get crazy, Bob.
- Let's take our clothes off.
Yes, Bob!
- Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but paint will make me realize that I am a failure.
- (stuttering) Bob, every time I look up
there's a new fuckin' tree. (laughs)
How? (laughing)
How has he done this?
I just turned away for a second and there's a fuckin'--
Look at the trees, Lolsy!
- Where did they come, ah!
- That's one.
He has a hundred more of those.
- Look at that big, look at that big tree.
That's the fuckin family tree.
When did he tell us how to do that?
He never told us how to do that,
and that's where I'm like, "No."
He put a tree in the sky.
What's he doin? - Now that's just stupid.
(solemn music) - I have nothing to contribute
to art, Bob, and you've made me realize that.
What you, sir, have made me realize is that
nothing that I do will ever be good enough for you
and your secret lil' clouds.
I've tried.
I've tried so much to impress you.
- Who you talkin' to?
(both laughing) - I'm talking to Bob.
- God bless, my friend.
I'll see you next show.
- Bob! - God bless, Bob.
- Give us a kiss. - You're some man!
- No, Bob, no, no, Bob, no!
Bob, come back!
We're not-- Bob!
- Oh! (scoffs)
- Oh, he's done.
Oh, right. (laughs)
- Are you shittin me, Bob?
- That's what he does.
Every one of his flings, he paints a path and he runs off.
- [Colin] Here are you finished pieces, guys!
How d'you feel like you did?
- I mean, I had a lotta fun.
So it doesn't really matter how close it is to Bob's,
but I had a ball.
- [Seán] How d'you think you did?
- I think Bob Ross
(both laughing)
shoulda called!
- Bob's a hussy. (laughs)
- Seán, titanium white is one of the main,
oh God, (stuttering).
- It's not your masterpiece. - If you're paint--
- I think he's a talented genius,
but I really think he woulda showed me the image
at the start, so I could replicate.
Because, following his instructions is impossible,
because I get too emotionally invested.
- Hats off to Shannon Keenan.
That's a very good picture.
- That's a very good picture. - No, well done to John.
Look at these lil flowers. (John mumbling)
Look at these flowers.
- Lookin' at Bob hair wise,
I think he's biological father.
And I painted in Bob somewhere there
bein attacked by bees.
- Thank you.
(Brian sighs) (Lolsy stuttering)
Ohh, I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, oh. (Brian chuckles)
Oh, Brian, oh.
You gonna have yellow beard.
- If you need someone to go into the jungle
and retrieve a hostage, it's Lolsy Byrne!
- Just paint a lil subscribe there, right there.
(Shannon laughs)
If you liked the lil' subscribe bell that you just painted
there, just leave it on there. (Shannon laughs)
It doesn't matter.
You can just click all,
and press that lil' notification bell,
and you'll just get at many videos as you like.