Remember that time you went to Universal they wouldn't let you on the rise unless you wear a stupid fucking
Fucking hat. Why do they make you wear a hat?
Remember that time you went to Universal and they wouldn't let you on the rides unless you wore a fucking hat
Yeah apparently, there's a big stamp collecting contest going on at Universal so
Every time you finish one of the rides you get a stamp so shoot
Why was this game so purposed to predict the events of 1997 or was it just trying to?
like Princess Leia and Jabba and return the Jedi the special edition of Star Wars 97
Like Princess Leia and Jabba and return like Princess Leia and Jabba and Return of the Jedi
the special edition of Star Wars in 97 oh fuck I went back full circle five
Special dishes Star Wars and ninety seven oh fuck we're back again
She's trying to fuck just just trying to the special edition of Star Wars in 97 fuck. We're back again trying to find
Trying to find a file in trying to get a final answer here. Let's cut this shit
It was made by mindscape proving that not every LJN movie based game
It was made by mindscape proving that not every NES movie based game was made by LJN, but it pisses me off
I feel like an ass. I can't let that go it's at lids. It's
This game is a rare breed where I legitimately can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. It's type of game
just look at things under make it appear that you're playing real poorly I
I legitimately
And question is it really you, but it's the strip. I can usually adapt to crap I can
I can usually adapt to crap
I can usually adapt to crap, but this game is a rare breed where I legitimately can't figure out
I can usually adapt to crap, but this game is a rare breed where I legitimately can't figure out what I'm doing wrong
it's the type of game designed to make you feel like a ffff
fuck
It's a type of game designed to make it appear that you're playing real poorly
fuck
To make you question is it really you, but it's the strange
I can usually adapt to crap, but this is a rare
I can usually adapt to crap, but
To make you question is it really you, but it's the delayed
I can usually adapt to crap, but this is a game fuck?
It's a type of game designed to make you fuck use the fucking third to make you question is it really you
But it's the strange hip
But it's the delayed controls and strange hit detection
Mmm. Got it.
I don't need this shit. I can wear a watch. Or a watch is not cool enough
Yeah, kids nowadays. They tell time on their phones. Yeah, it looks so cool going around where
I don't need this shit. I can wear a watch, or a watch is not cool enough. No. No kids nowadays they don't
Or a watch is not cool enough nowadays. No. No kids. They look at the
I don't need this shit. I can wear a watch
I don't need this shit I can wear a watch, but
But it's bullshit. The game demands I play by its schedule. So what am I?
Ah, no no no
No the seamen are mating and there they are they?
And they thought the needs to announce it. It's very creative
It's basically a form a virtual pet game a pet that happens to be a sarcastic wiseass son of a bitch but
The shitty sequel crow shitty of. Eh fuck fuck
Yeah, this game is worse than a mischief night
Yeah, this game is worse than a mischief night prank. Mischief night is throwing
This game is equivalent of throwing toilet paper after you wiped your ass with
Fuck the crow was fuckin burnt ass fuck fuck fuck fuck the crop is purr. Fuck you you fucking clown face
Yeah, this game is worse than a mischief night prank. Mischief night is the equivalent of throwing the toilet?
This game is the equivalent of throwing it fuck you you fucking clown face
Fuck you you fucking clown face joker kiss makeup wearing King Diamond Beetlejuice Alice Cooper Marilyn
Beetlejuice, Alice Cooper Marilyn Manson motherfucker
Your mother
There's too many guys okay, okay easy does it okay? Okay easy does it
Unhhh
Come on you son get the fuck outta my butt yeah
squash that bitch
Come on get the fuck out of my way. Ha ha ha yeah, you see that I fucking squashed that bitch
Look what is happening right over here, that's yeah, that's how I sum it up
That's funny, I might just leave one of those in
They might think it's your face
Nobody expects there to actually be like a real, like a face under
There think it's stuffed with newspaper or something, but it's actually like there's actually like a face under
[Mike: Lift it up. I wanna see the face.]
[Mike: It's like Moe Howard or something.]
Ahhhh, are you all right? Shit.
Go!
I think it it doesn't hurt her and okay. I think I can get through it
[James: Ready Mike? And go!]
Okay go
Ah, shit.
Shit.
[Singing] When the hell is this thing gonna break?
It won't fucking break
Yes!
I mean look like like there was like an assault
like something bad was happening it's like 'Blam!'
[I don't think the slow motion was slow enough.]
How about a
Cat's taking a piss
I'm waiting for the cat to finish pissing.
Oh now comes the whole
*scratching noises* Ahh!
ugh, that's right.
So appropriate, but I just happen to be filming this whole scene near the the litter pan the doodie pan the shit box
Hmm and what pisses me off the most is that nobody else seems to think this is that hard, but I think that aiming this
But for me I find trying to aim the newspaper into the mailbox is like trying to slingshot a dingleberry from a playground roundabout
That's situated on a moving parade float while aiming into a bottle cap that's tied to a Himalayan snowcat
It's tied by a string to a Himalayan snow cock while drunk. It's like somebody from NASA
But for me aiming the newspaper into the mailbox is like trying to slingshot a dingleberry that's it
That's a dingleberry from
Slingshot a dingleberry from a playground roundabout
It would take somebody from NASA who knows how to calculate
Exactly when a certain asteroid is gonna pass by a certain planet when there's its Lintz love when
He's like trying to sling shot at dingleberry from a playground roundabout, that's situated on a moving parade float Wow
Ah
fuck
Since we're not moving parade float aiming into a bottle catheter Buster meanwhile. I'm still trying to calculate my my cats
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But for me aiming the newspaper into the plate in the plate what the fuck dude
But for me aiming the newspaper into the mailbox is like trying to
Wow, I'm still trying to calculate my cat's shit comments
It spreads across the carpet after wiping its ass on it before it's anal glands have been evacuated
Good.
Holy fucking shit