(upbeat music)
- And we're back!
- Okay, you probably already know your stripper name.
Of course, it's the name of your first pet
and then the street you grew up on.
So I am Pokey Lynch.
- (laughs) I am Tucker Gregory Circle.
- You don't have to say the Circle.
- No, last name Circle.
- I think you're just Tucker Gregory
which I gotta say is not nearly as good of a stripper name
as Pokey Lynch.
Pokey Lynch.
- That's true.
- I'm paying to see that.
- Oh, we're gonna come up with some good ones right now.
- Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
There are these online name generators
for different themed names.
You just go, you put in your name or some information
and it enters this name back.
We think that these are just robots,
just randomly generating names
and it really doesn't have anything to do
with things that are personal
and that's why the stripper name is so funny
because you learn something about each other.
So we're gonna generate these names from the websites
and see if we can come up with better rules
for generating these names.
- Okay.
First up, let's find out our My Little Pony names.
This is pony.namegeneratorfun.com.
- Well, at least it's fun.
- And you can make a random name
but I'm gonna click on Generate a Name From Your Own Name.
First name is...
- [Rhett] Rhett.
- Rhett, last name is McLaughlin.
- Oh, gosh.
- Not easy to say or spell.
Peachy Sunbeam!
- I mean, that doesn't say anything about me.
Peachy Sunbeam?
I mean, it's cute.
It's fun.
- Says a little about you.
- What about Link Neal?
You want to Charles Neal, you want to go Link Neal?
- I'll go Link Neal, for starters.
Generate my name.
Midnight Blossom.
I was a late bloomer.
- That's true.
- But around midnight it happens.
- But you're just reading into it, man.
Because this is just some random robot.
This is the new rules for your My Little Pony name.
- Okay.
- The last thing you put on your grocery list
plus the sound you make while talking to your dog.
- Now, what does that make you?
- Block Cheddar Cheese is the last thing.
That's what my wife sent me out to get.
- Ooh.
Three names already.
- And the sound I make talking to Barbara.
So that would be...
Block Cheddar Cheese, My Little Girl.
(laughs)
Who's my little girl?
That's what I call-
- That's a long name!
- I never had a daughter so I call Barbara,
how's my little girl doing?
- (laughs) What if we shorten it as...
Blah wa wa wa.
- No.
Block Cheddar Cheese My Little Girl.
- I do not make grocery lists so-
- Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
- Mine would be, Nothing.
And I don't say little girl, I say,
"Hey yay yay!"
Sometimes.
- Hey yay yay?
- Nothing Hay Yay Yay.
That's...
- All right.
- That's My Little Pony name.
- That's better than Midnight Blossom in my book.
What do we got next?
- Goth name.
This website looks amazing, first of all.
Rhett McLaughlin.
I cannot type your name.
Are you a guy or a girl?
- Guy.
- Why does it matter?
Submit.
Your goth name is Daemon Chaos.
(laughs)
- Daemon Chaos.
- See, that's pretty good
but we know that it has nothing to do with you.
- Yeah, I mean you could put anything in there, man.
- All right, I'm gonna put in Charles Neal this time
because my first name is Charles, my middle name is Lincoln.
I am a guy.
Xavier Reaper.
How about this?
- Same picture.
Goth name, new rules.
The name of a fear you had as a child.
- Ooh.
- Plus something you found washed up on a beach.
- Okay.
So for me that would be...
Bloody Toenails Prophylactic.
(laughter)
- You found a prophylactic on the beach?
- Yeah.
Didn't touch it.
Just looked at it.
- Mine is just Elevator Tires.
(laughter)
- You were afraid of elevators as a kid?
- Very!
- You would not get in an elevator?
- Not by myself!
Elevator Tire.
- And a tire.
That's...
Did you burn it?
When a tire washes up on a beach, you should burn it.
- It was wet.
- Okay.
Let's go to the Very British Name generator.
I start by picking one of the below.
Are you a lady or a gentleman?
- [Both] Gentleman.
- [Link] Rhett.
I'm gonna spell it right this time.
- You could just put my first name, you know.
- Then I'm clicking Enter.
Very British Name is Rupert Callaghan.
- Okay.
(laughs)
Rhett McLaughlin is already pretty good though.
- All right, I'm gonna try again.
This time for me.
I'm a gentleman.
Link Neal.
God save the Queen.
Quentin Walpole.
- We can do better than this.
What about an herb you enjoy smelling
plus your favorite kind of wood?
- I am Sir Mint Mahogany.
(laughs)
- I'm Rosemary Cherry.
(laughs)
That's also my stripper name.
(laughs)
- All right, we got more.
DJ name.
People talk about DJ names.
Okay, here we go.
Link Neal.
Here we go.
DJ Stimulant Beaver.
- Now that's gonna be tough to outdo.
DJ Stimulant Beaver?
(laughter)
Your name was DJ Straw Beat.
That's pretty close!
- That's the name I came up with.
- DJ SB.
DJ Stimulant Beaver.
- Wow, it knows!
- DJ Straw Beat is what you were.
- All right, what about for you?
- I was MC Sky.
I was the MC, he was the DJ.
- Because you were tall.
I don't know what Straw Beat meant.
- You didn't know at the time either.
- But I thought it sounded cool.
- I remember asking you.
"It's this cool sounding word, Straw."
- [Link] Oh gosh, I cannot type your name.
Here we go.
You are...
- [Both] DJ Stimulant Beaver!
- See?
- Man, they only got one name in the DJ name generator!
That sucks!
- As good as that is,
we knew the robots were just playing games with us.
Here's the new rules for your DJ name.
Something you're embarrassed about
having in your medicine cabinet...
- Hemorrhoid cream.
- Plus the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween.
- Luigi.
- Hemorrhoid Cream Luigi.
- You can call me Hemy Luigi.
- Hemy Luigi headlining tonight.
- People will think I'm talking about like a motor,
like a hemi?
But really I'm talking about hemorrhoid cream.
- Well, mine is another kind of cream.
(chuckles)
It's jock itch cream.
I don't have it anymore, I took care of it.
- Hence the cream.
- Because of the cream.
Well, I'm not Jock Itch Cream Luigi.
I did dress up as Luigi with you
but then I went home that night
and dressed up as Grandma from Little Red Riding Hood.
- Jock Itch Grandma?
(laughs)
- It's Jock Itch Grandma and Hemy Luigi!
- Yeah!
We could be a good double DJ.
- We'll wear helmets.
- Yeah.
With...
- Like motorcycle helmets because nobody's done that.
- And yours could look like a grandma
and mine could look like a butthole.
(laughter)
Oh, goodness.
- (laughs) Okay.
- This is a great idea.
- So, use these rules to generate your names and post them
so we can see them with #GMMNames.
- Let's hear it!
I mean, read it.
- Yes.
- So let's do that.
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