hey guys i'm gonna be checking out another version of um america first but this one is
just titled switzerland second so i'm gonna just get right into that video so if you're uh new to
foreign please do subscribe as usual and uh i've done one of these for the fins already and i'm
gonna be doing the one i actually did one for the netherlands but i just have not released the video
and um i'm gonna do one for the switz right now so uh you're from switzerland i
don't think i've ever done anything for the switz but uh yeah subscribe to former yeah
man we do form reactions over here so um without further ado guys let's get right into the video
dear mr president welcome to this introduction video about switzerland the sexiest country in
europe look at those mountains those big fat mountains we're not flat like for example the
netherlands they're so flat total disaster we have the best women they're all tens just look
at our weather girl her name is sandra boner boner and we also love to treat our women badly
love it we didn't let them vote until 1971 in some places even until 1990 we grabbed them by
the civil rights and they let us do it it was great switzerland this one was so complicated
talking about talk about bro you know if we're supposed to go in history bro and we talk about
everything that happened in this world bro this world was so complicated but i mean
we don't talk about none of this bro like only think i've ever heard people talk about is just
slavery slavery that's it like there have been so many other things that happen in this world
i'm sorry but i we don't talk about these things and is so clean it's terrific even our slums are
pretty we have the best flag it's a huge plus you might know it your friends got their flag from us
and like the kkk we also like to ride on horses and burn things
switzerland is very safe we have no mexicans here just look no mexicans here no mexicans there
nowhere it's terrific we have the best military everybody says so we send them our best fighters
the swiss guard real tough guys look at those pants great style you don't like the eu
we hate it too that's why we invented brexit switzerland was never a part of the eu never
brexit should be called swixit or hell of exit or switzerland i just came up with that brilliant
we love russia that's why we built saint morris it's a city just for russians
i got a question y'all still love russia i've invented dada it's poetry but it's
also rubbish it makes no sense you'll love it also we invented gangsta rap this is dj bobo
he is our best rapper much better than kanye and he's white switzerland wins
the eurovision song contest every year we just can't do it 12 points all the time it's ridiculous
swiss people are very smart in fact we even invented a car named smart isn't that smart
it's a small car but it's great i've been in one of those before as jazz switzerland has yes as a
tribute to you yas has a trump card we call it trump it's the best card believe me we heard
you want to get rid of obamacare why not replace it with exit it's this organization we have it's
great if you're old and sick they come and kill you you should try it sometime it's fantastic wow
wow um whoa that one right there of gold we love gold we have tons of it during world
war ii the jews gave it to us for safekeeping they never returned so strange so we melted it
like fondue our national dip yo bro if you're sensitive bro you can't watch these things man
the jews gave it to us during world war ii they did not return so strange wow
what we don't eat it ourselves we just sell it to tourists they love it so dumb listen donald
we totally understand it's going to be america first but can we just say switzerland second
we don't even want your money we already have it we keep it safe we make sure nothing bad
happens to it because that would be sad right so sad switzerland 12 points 12 points baby
however you 12 points amen hey man this was wild this was wild as as usual all of them are wild
they're really funny but um yeah we outta here guys leave a like on the video and subscribe peace