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ddddd top of morning Ireland welcome
back to Minecraft god it's been so long
since I got to record this I went to pax
I travelled I haven't been able to come
back and record this I missed all of my
pets I missed you guys pouring fake
pouring tiny sheep pouring oh you guys
are the best
where's my stone golems oh there's one
are they they look like they're made of
stone but they're they actually iron
that's Oh God
I think you instead of topple you oh
that's not good I'm at a different setup
so I'm not used to this keyboard oh no
this is gonna be a disaster
okay hello my beautiful pets how's it
going Sam are you happy and healthy and
okay your tails up good you had a run in
last time you scared Papa jack a lot I
had to move green away from this cuz
green was making his way slowly towards
this and I do not trust them around the
hole of death which people have
graciously told me what I could do
instead of this which is to put in a
hopper or a dropper or something is it a
hopper hopper oh it's like a funnel so
that these just drop things I need a
chest and one two three four five five
irons okay let's let's try it out
I have no iron I actually have I do I
have some iron ore right here all right
so why let's cook it up I need to figure
out what a dropper actually does I don't
know what they do or a hopper wait is
there such a thing as a dropper as well
well what's the difference okay I can
make one of you anyway I need some
redstone dust I do ever it's on this
year
no wet sponge that would be about his
phone as a wet sponge
Dropper I don't know what a dropper does
what does the dropper does okay and do I
have a chest somewhere I feel like you
have a spare chest lying around
somewhere no unless I put it somewhere
stupid like I always do okay
nothing is organized properly because I
like to live my life in chaos that's the
way I live that's how I operate you know
what there's a reason that we have this
in the first place which is to get rid
of stuff like this and then Boop
yeah the reason people wanted me to fill
the hopper dropper dropper is because
they're afraid that I'm gonna fall into
this I'm more afraid that my pets are
gonna fall into this I fall into laughs
of many times I swim in the deep oceans
of magma I don't need to be protected
also everyone cringed when I turned all
of my gold into powered rails last time
and you're right to cringe about that
because that was stupid
I am such a nasty habit of turning
everything into everything just
shift-clicking everything cuz I'm too
lazy to figure out how many I need and
then coming back up so now I don't have
any gold to build like glittering melons
or anything like that
also it's 9:30 a.m. and this is the
earliest I've ever recorded so forgive
me alright we built a hopper let me just
get rid of some of this stuff you go in
there yeah it's about it oh yeah Oh sort
of a buckets ding it Freaker frack men I
had a chest in this one because of
course it's in that one and not where
everything else that's wooden is God all
right let's see how this works let's get
rid of you
lovely lovely just lovely how does this
thing work okay now if say if I wanted
to get rid of some bones mmm
okay it just goes into that so how do I
make it actually come out of that ooh
that's the interesting part
can I pick this up but Timon the one
time I don't need you to rick and climb
okay very angry how do I get stuff to
drop out of you could I put my cast a
switch on you like a Nintendo I should
have some switches laying around of some
sort no why why not leave all this stuff
laying around I I have switches
somewhere I have stole all the stone
switches are probably down below right
probably I I don't know how any of this
works this minecraft is not intuitive
let's go in there nope
alright maybe this is why a dropper was
needed a dropper and a hopper I need to
look this up instead of this system
where a psych hopper up top this is my
main hopper and then it goes to that one
and then to that one and then down into
the dropper and then the dropper should
be able to just spit stuff into the lava
right I'm not sure I don't know either
how I get this to work like it can put
stuff in but don't I need let me just
see if I put let's say the bones back in
do I need to power the dropper or do I
need to power the hoppers as well okay
do I need the dropper okay perfect so
technically I should be able to just put
a redstone torch on this right and then
you should be able to work can I make a
redstone torch yes
please tell me this works nope yes is
that all 501 Annie it needs a repeater
on it because that just turns it on once
ok I don't know how this works I'm not
good at redstone okay I'm gonna have to
move this as well so that the lava is
gonna have to be too here this is gonna
work you wouldn't forget about that for
now we can come back and try that
another time when I actually figure out
what I'm doing I'm wasting time and
there's no point doing it at this area
little why I decided to start off the
video doing stuff that I don't know how
to do and then we're just wasting time I
hear some drowned dudes out here and
you've you got a trident I would really
like what oh wait I didn't hear I wasn't
hearing a lot of drown dudes I was
hearing my parrots sound like drowned
dudes it's very confusing sometimes
lovely rain people also pointing out
that my rainbow is upside down it's it's
an Irish rainbow it's upside down for a
reason alright and there are no blocks
missing in this area and that it's all
off your eyes just don't work okay I
have my four leaf over my shamrock right
here that's gonna protect me for all
time and be Irish as possible you don't
know this isn't a thunderstorm okay I
have some stuff on my agenda that I can
do some of which do I have anything
worth losing on me probably not really
but there's no point losing this stuff
if I don't have to if you know I'm sane
alright I'm gonna cook some pork chops
babies don't even worry about it
dad's not going away forever just a very
long time
okay you guys can't fall into the water
here can you
you better not look me look me in the
eyes you're here and your mind and
you're here to stay and you need to
protect this place okay okay don't you
walk away from me where's the other guy
Oh God oh he's over here Chuck are you
minding that truck sub laying eggs Chuck
we don't look look at me look at me you
see this useless trash just like you I
love you though all right
I miss you sweet babies okay we're
heading back into the nether because I
need to find another nether fortress in
fact ooh you know what we should do I
need to bring some cobblestone with me I
have plenty because I can build a little
base in the nether I know crazy in
Minecraft can you believe it let's take
all the cobblestone that I have cuz I'm
not gonna use it really here no I know
that's not all of it shush
wait wait - oh God where does this one
go
oh I'm curious we tried that they come
out through
okay that just brought me back oh god is
it
the effect just keeps stacking
oh really put that wasn't for that block
does the game just break and I have two
portals
that's ridiculousness Ness alright I
need to build up a fortification what
the heck is going on with my game did
you see that it vanished and then it
didn't
am I getting lag in Minecraft there's no
lag in minecraft minecraft is the
perfect video game I need to start
building up around this so nothing can
destroy it well I have two of them now
is a nothing can destroy this just a
simple little fortification I might come
back at some point and actually make it
like really cool in line with my actual
castle so my my my Jack Castle as I like
to call it we could build one like that
in here in the nether in Netherlands can
you guys believe it can you believe what
you can do in Minecraft in 2019 I can't
this is craziness and I need a little
gateway yes yes yes yes oh this is
looking good
oh I like this alright it's not perfect
but at least has some sort of protection
around it now
so if big scary babies come after me and
try and get me they're not gonna be able
to think it's the shooting from above
but what are the chances of that
happening in Minecraft probably a lot
higher than I think okay my sniffy
senses want me to go it this way I think
somebody said that my thing is over
there either how somebody found out
what's in my world at all but people
were telling me to come out of my gate
and go this way
there's nothing over there
except death and scares this is another
reason why I brought so much Copley
stone with me so I can make this happen
oh no no he doing this they've done it
many times
still hate doing it swim in lava enough
to know that this is bad
don't fall in Jack you're the
laughingstock at the Minecraft community
right now always dream of swimming in
lava prove them wrong known rhodium
hanky we do Rudy what's up pigments I'm
blowing out my microphone I can hear it
okay somebody just said there's another
nether fortress over in this direction
now I'm no one to believe anybody oh my
god can you stop can I just
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okay that works that works okay don't
touch it don't won't touch it
this is a terrible idea
okay is the lava stopped this is a
terrible idea I can feel my sphincter
closing okay okay not that terrible not
that terrible an idea OB brain ob brain
yeah look at that
I have bested you fire okay I'm sorry I
have invested [ __ ]
Sydney to me comes er sorry sorry excuse
me okay you did fall damage to the
attack me that could have been a risky
maneuver okay
making my way through we're gonna break
new land the Columbus of the Netherlands
who discovered the Netherlands I don't
know
oh god I hear a creepy baby boy no
thanks don't want what you're selling
it's so much lava everywhere in the
nether can you believe this this is
ridiculous it's also much harder to see
through this area on these monitors in
this setup Oh Enderman oh I need you oh
wait who better fortress heck are ya bro
no cuz I'm there as well
nice see the reason I need this is
because I need to get more blaze rods I
have some ender pearls back at my place
and I need some blaze rods to turn them
into eyes of ender and then I can start
looking for the stronghold again where'd
he go
hello
it's me mr. minecraft don't you want to
be a heck in Minecraft with me oh okay
give me AK here we are nice yes oh I've
no shield oh no oh no I didn't bring his
shield with me oh no that was a terrible
idea
that was a god-awful abomination of an
idea it's okay I've got skills
no II don't know I don't know I don't
get skills did he give me one dammit
sure either spawners here this see I
wouldn't have to do this if I didn't
destroy the last ones that destroyed
spawners and the last nether fortress he
had which I knew immediately after
talking that I should not have done it
but it did it anyway like a doof okay
and apparently those wither skeletons
that I was fighting they're called
wither skeletons by the way then I was
finding are used for you can get their
skulls and summon the wither boss but
I've heard that that's very tricky and I
don't know if I want to do that you know
I'm just visiting I came from the better
place Ireland not the Netherlands sorry
to have an air of superiority about me
but you can't take away my patriotism
for my country what's behind door number
this one anything spawner yeah
okay come back no don't go down there
okay you're spawning those guys got it
can I put a torch on you to stop you is
does that even work in the nether I have
no idea I need you to come back this way
I need your rods give me that rod bro
oh come on dude just come on over here
and [ __ ] you fired in my face over this
way if you shoot your fire over here a
promise book he's gone come on dude it
sucks oh god there's another spawner
right here this is a better one
oh yes I can handle being on fire just a
little you didn't give me the thing okay
get ready there Eddie when he pops up
again
forget it come on boom you're scared
you're scared
and I don't think he's scared I don't
think it works like that
haha oh god there's 200 this is death oh
that's death death waiting to happen my
superhuman tactics brain is gonna have
to kick in Oh hit him Oh projectile
battle they did it he did it
oh god oh god who's shootin fire over
there what's happening okay I better not
actually yeah I better not actually hit
the spawner and destroy it I hit the
spawner
yeah blasts rod boom baby
that makes two right choo-choo fire
don't bother me juju Oh went down like a
sack of taters come here boy
watch your knees I actually want your
brats and you're not giving them to me
and it's bothering me
ruts ruts ruts roads rights rights
rights Raj and you let's fall do a
little poof do a little one like that
there you go there's the poof that I
want face full of fire okay I still
didn't get along that I did that makes
for each rod makes two blasts flam's I'm
pretty sure let's get rid of that I
don't think that did anything come on
come on give it to me come on give me a
little poof give it to me Judy come on
give it to me I want it and what the
poof oh I only have one arrow left oh
he's got oh thank you
come on where'd these fire babies Oh God
just just crouch crouching height haha
hello
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okay I can okay I can see that you're
mad but who do you have a moment to talk
about our Lord and Savior minecraft hey
dude I'm good at this okay I fight blaze
rods 5 blades lads is plenty thank you
hi hi good Dom's idiots I've studied the
blade get out of here we're gonna give
me cool fine and the ground
thanks wither skeletons yours useless
dirt oh my light turned off oh it's fine
it's fine you guys can still see me
right look I'm right here hi hello um
how did I get in here and how do I get
out that are the question it is not this
way but I'm very excited about what I'm
finding over here ok just get the nether
quartz get the levels you smart little
brain man yes use all that brain that's
so big oh my god I actually accidentally
made a mob spawner hi hey who are swords
did you make that all yourself stone
sword crap that's what it is useless
I'll take it though because I like free
stuff
alright so that's that we're all my
spotters hair ok got it this is back the
way I came
I'm gonna head home before I die like a
numpty again and again and again and
again ok I need to lay down some torches
though don't touch them my torches ok
gamers I'm back camera died and lights
are dead and all my pets are alive so
that's the only thing that matters in
Minecraft alright we're back
i I took the ender pearl
out all right let's make some eyes of
ender I'm hoping that this can lead me
to I could just turn all of these into
this right okay
many of these gonna make for alright
alright ai-ai-ai-aight need to find this
fortress okay
too long have I been sitting around all
willy-nilly not doing anything glowstone
dust I don't care all right
let's redo we just go out and throw
these into the air and hope for the best
God it sucks though that my entire map
is water last time I did it I did it
from the middle here I threw one up
right about here hi Jeffrey and it went
over there landed on my roof and then I
think it broke or I just didn't get how
it worked and I didn't get there fast
enough for something but either way I
didn't get it back but I think they have
like a one in five chance of breaking
something like that what happens if I do
it like here oh I'm worried about losing
them I only have what four I mean you
could take me 20 eyes to get to where I
need to be can I throw it in the water
God it sucks to have a map like this for
something like this no no way did you
throw too
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today do we get both back okay thank God
thank God thank God okay in this
direction so let's let's go over a
little bit and then throw it again what
if the fortress is like right near my
base okay okay yes haha didn't break
okay good so now we go this way Oh Lord
I'm gonna be here all day
pretty cool okay okay follow it follow
it along alright alright am i e still
going in the right direction
alright I'm gonna be a little cheeky and
I'm gonna go a little further and if it
starts going behind me then I know it's
below me somewhere
okay now we're still going in the right
direction break don't break ya don't
break don't break no I had a feeling
that one would break okay I'm gonna go
out over this and hope for this I'm
trying to be as efficient with them as I
can be and not use them too much but
just get a certain amount of distance
that it'll be like oh hey it's right
below you just go here I'm not gonna
happen but whatever let's get out over
this one god this place sucks I wanted
like an open field that I can dig
through I don't have a show alright here
seems good still in that direction
wherever these end up I need to write
down I need to take coordinates for this
location because if I run out I need to
remember which no no man I do know that
I can farm Enderman in the deserts at
nighttime at least that's where they
tend to show up a little bit more that's
how I got the four that I had already
that was like one trip to the desert
let's just go this way list you've seen
hope for the best
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if you're out there stronghold give me a
sign of those
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um what just happened I don't have
anything that stops me from taking fall
damage why didn't they take damage when
I fell did you see that that was really
weird I jumped off and I was like okay I
need to get my eye and then I was like
oh no I'm dead I just relegated myself
to feeling that I was dead why didn't
that work we didn't I mean don't get me
wrong
I'm happy about it the amount of times
I've fallen into laven stuff this is a
big win for me maybe it's the potato
power
maybe I've eaten so many potatoes that's
just become the god of this world that
would make sense okay let's go really
farik's ever feeling this is gonna break
on the next one shutup Zambo okay let's
use you here break yes that's up there
though oh damn okay dig with the eye
every ie worth its salt will be able to
D right I'm travelling in a very big
direction this way so let's just go out
towards the edge of the water and let's
use it
I think I'm actually off access from
where it initially told me to go as well
let's use it here Oh
it's okay okay okay well this way No
ooh it turned me or actually I could be
just going in the wrong direction
okay still over here is this it is this
the stronghold this is a randomized
village okay yep chase me all you want
bro I'm not I'm not I will smack a child
I ain't afraid okay now I'm taking
damage why was he taking damage before
again not complaining about it minecraft
gods if you can keep doing that that'll
be awesome
cats hey this is a cooler village I like
this one taters good old rubbish sports
that everybody needs hook up Oh creeper
aw man imagine if the stronghold was
right below this village is such a thing
even possible
whoo oh my god it brought me back into
the village it might actually be
possible no way it's here it's here
oh yes I think it's like right below me
here
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where did that go Wow guys I have no
idea where that went
I heard it over here nice so then I use
it here
does it go right above me hello hello
it's me penny Irish boy anybody want to
anybody want to listen hello
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did it finally break
I think it might have finally broke but
that means it's right here oh my god I
have a feeling that we just dig straight
down like here and I should be able to
come across it ooh this is exciting and
very making me very nervous as well I
want to know wait is there a depth that
man should not go to I need to sleep you
sleep sleep anybody get two free bed
give me thank you that's my bed I'm
staying here now thank you excuse me -
Nene cotton hey hey rude go out and do
your job peasant all right does anybody
have a workbench here cuz I could really
do with making a new shield I would need
iron for that I don't have iron for that
whoa you kill a lot of dudes down here
that's pretty epic your job Gollum you
doing your job what are you doing in
here playing a little game Sam I know
that life has been tough on you lately I
know that you have lost a lot and I know
that you almost lost yourself in this
world but Sam I have a gift for you come
with me sweet baby boy come on come
through it's okay it's safe don't worry
about it daddy's got you
come on Sam I'm not taking you to see
those that we have lost Sam
I want you to meet Shia Khan seochon
meet Sam Sam that you do girlfriend go
see hi don't be shy go he's blushing
okay I believe you two kids alone and
you guys can get to know each other just
a little bit oh my god yes look at this
they love each other they're sitting
next to each other this is delightful
this is so wholesome this is so
Minecraft oh my new sweet babies
together look at them oh you're so cute
Sam and Shia Khan together she upon is
Irish for freedom which is also kind of
a derivative of Saoirse
so basically serious a 2.0 Sam and Shia
Khan together forever
as the Sun Goes Down a new relationship
rises from the ashes come on in she akan
sit there right next to Sam I should not
have the ball out because I'm gonna hit
you accident hey new happy family Sony
pets now I like it a lot you guys are so
I love my little Minecraft family this
is all I ever want to do in this game I
know you can beat Andrew dragons you can
go up against the wither you can really
show your steel and go up against the
toughest enemies that this game has to
offer or you can just collect pets all
day and be nice and happy that's all I
really do
all right I have to make a shield and
shield time it's shield time gather all
your iron its shields time okay uh sure
I don't need eggs see what kind of
enchantments we can get I'm at level 20
and I kind of want to use it before ooh
diamond sword how can I get on my sword
did it add a fire aspect one should I
put that on a diamond sword no I'm gonna
save that for way later bane of
arthropods and fire aspect one okay okay
cool
very epic that actually is pretty dang
cool I'm happy with that
um what else what can they get on a book
right now piercing fire aspect I don't
know what I'm waiting for I don't know
what I'm expecting but I want cool stuff
smite one bane of arthropods five yeah
I'll wait till I get to higher levels
all right on the road we go again oh
okay you need orange dye on you I have
decided it is what will happen you need
some orange dye on you there we go so
now you're green and you're Orange
and guess what happens when we make a
little baby what happens when we make
little baby we turn them white yes we do
can I make a baby right now what do I
feed you to make baby
just meet Oh Oh big brain baby time joke
you oh you're adorable
okay okay here you go here you go can do
you even have a color yet you do but I
can't see it it's okay it's red I don't
think I can make a white color can I
make a white collar wait that's bone
meal let's not die ah white color that I
Karen see okay they're my little doggie
family is the Irish flag
I'm gonna call you Samson because you're
Sam's son you get it it's very clever
Samson Shia Khan is Sam and then we have
Sheamus jr. jr. green and blue okay blue
can you move in a little bit I don't
trust you right at the edge of this nice
happy family back together at last
we we are not forgetting those that we
have lost okay they've both sued us to
have helped us learn from our mistakes I
have not learned from a single mistake
that I've made in this entire game and
we can't go anywhere with this shield
this shield is not freedom this shield
is not the Republic the shield is not
ready to be sent out into the world just
yet now it is now this shield is exactly
what we need Oh
Ireland strong and powerful heading back
okay I have a shield I have a better
sword I have some cooked pork chops I'm
ready to go I'm ready to find this
stronghold I'm ready to dig dig diggity
dig
hey I guess I just dig I guess I just
keep going down until I find it this is
where I was before it should be here oh
my god is this it oh my god
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