嘿，我刚想到你
哦 真的吗
你今晚出去吗
待在家 你想过来吗
嗯 我现在有点忙 但我晚点应该可以去你那
一会见
Yeah! 耶
You better get ready! 你最好赶紧准备好
This is it, buddy. 这回是来真的了
This is what we've been practicing for. 这是我们一直在练习的一刻
*Tonight's gonna be a good night* 今晚一定是美好的一晚
Here's my address, I don't think you have it. 这是我的地址 我认为你应该没有
No. 不是吧
No, no, no! 不要 不要 不要啊
锁在门外
What are you doing? 干什么啊你
Hello! 你好
Uh. 呃
My... 我的
Key. 钥匙
Not. 没有
Your key is not? 你的钥匙没有
Yes. 对
Uh. 呃
My house. 我的家
Here. 这里
Uh. 呃
Locksmith. 锁匠
Um. 那个
People. 人
You know? 你知道吗
What? I don’t understand what that is. 什么呀 我听不懂 什么钥匙什么
I can't understand what your saying. 我听不懂你说的什么呀
Uh. 呃
Your... 你的
phone. 手机
Give you. 给你
Me. 我
Landlady 房东阿姨
Um. 那个
Uh. 呃
Landlord. 房东
I 我
give her a call. 给她电话
I don’t have a landlord's number! 房东电话我没有呀
Why? 为什么
Uh. 呃
Can you speak clearly? 你说清楚点好不好呀
Does your mobile phone have... 你的手机有没有
Google translate? 谷歌翻译吗
Google... 谷歌翻译
Um. 那个
Bing.
Bing translate. bing 翻译
You haven't eaten? 你没吃饭呀
Huh? 啊 吃饭
Have you eaten or not? 你是不是没吃饭啊
I should have gotten my HSK3. 我应该考过我的汉语考试
I can't understand what you're saying. 我听不懂你说的什么
You know what, 你知道吗
I can’t understand. 听不清楚
Nevermind. 没事
I'm just a dumb foreigner, 我就是个傻老外
doing dumb laowai things. 总是做些愚蠢的事情
I'm really sorry. 我真的很抱歉
I told you I don't understand what your saying! 真搞不懂你说的什么 哎哟
Thank you! 谢谢
Ayo. 哎哟
Hi, excuse me. 你好 打扰一下
No thanks. 不要谢谢
Oh, hi sir. 哦 你好先生
Hi, excuse me. 你好 打扰一下
No thanks. 不用谢谢
I'm not selling anything. 我不是要推销任何东西
Sir? Hello, hi. 先生 你好
No! 不要
Watch, iPhone, massage? 手表 手机 按摩
Sex? 性
I was going to have at least two of those tonight! 今晚本来我至少有两样可以得到的
Hi, excuse me. 你好 打扰一下
Can I please ask you for help? 你可以帮我个忙吗
Yeah, sure. 好啊 当然
I locked myself out of my apartment. 我把我自己锁在公寓外了
It's not far from here, 离这不远
but my keys and my phone are in there. 但我的钥匙和手机都在公寓里
Ooh. 喔
Can I please use your phone to call my friend 我可以借你手机给我朋友打个电话吗
or my landlady. 或者我的房东
Uh, yeah sure no problem. 呃 好啊 没问题
What's the number? 号码多少
Uhh... 呃
Well if you don't know, 好吧 你不知道
How am I supposed to find out? 我该怎么知道呢
Yellow Pages? 电话簿吗
Um... 嗯
Okay, how about 好吧 要不然
you add my landlady's ID on WeChat 你加我房东的微信号
and then I'll talk to her. 然后我和她说
You know your landlady's WeChat ID? 你知道你房东的微信号
Yeah. 是啊
It's Fángdōng 123. 是 房东123
Actually, I'm sorry. 老实说 不好意思
It's... 是
it's apartment 303. 是公寓303
So it must be Fángdōng 303. 所以一定是房东303
Like Fángdōng sān líng sān. 就是房东303
Try that. 试试这个
Did you just say that you think that your 你刚刚是说你认为你的
landlady's WeChat number is 房东的微信号是
"Landlady" 房东
and then your apartment number? 和你公寓的号码吗
I don't, I don't think that's right. 我不 我不认为这是对的
I don't. 真的
Okay, how about I log into my own WeChat 好吧 要不然我登入我的微信
and then I'll figure it out. 然后我可以找到
Sure, okay. 好吧
Uhh. 呃
Okay. 好了
It's asking me to identify three people 它要我识别三个人
I have as WeChat contacts. 我微信里的联系人
I don't know any of these people. 我根本不认识这些人
Why do you have WeChat contacts that you don't know? 为什么你微信里的联系人你不认识
They're all my students, 他们都是我的学生
and unless... 除非
this is Lilly. 这个是莉丽
And this is Megatron. 这是威震天
Nope! 不对
My account is now frozen. 我的账号被冻了
I'm locked out. 我被再一次锁在外面
Well, 好吧
Have you got somewhere you can stay tonight? 你今晚有可以住的地方吗
I can get you a DiDi. 我可以帮你叫一辆滴滴
Hey, that's a great idea, thank you so much! 嘿 好主意 太谢谢你了
No problem, 不用谢
give me the address and I'll write it in. 给我个地址我填进去
It's uh... 在 呃
Sh*t. 艹
What a shame. 太可惜了
Tonight was supposed to be your night. 今晚应该是你的夜晚
What happened? 发生了什么
Excuse me? 打扰一下
Do you mind taking a photo of us? 你可以帮我们照张像吗
Yeah, sure. 好啊 当然
Here you go, buddy. 给你 兄弟
Thank you. 谢谢
You're welcome. 不用谢
First time in Shanghai? 第一次来上海吗
Yeah. 是啊
We're only here for a couple of days, 我们只在这待几天
but uh... 这里是一个
beautiful city! 很漂亮的城市
It is beautiful. 是很漂亮
She's also got her dark side, you know? 但她也有她黑暗的一面 你要知道
Oh, bad day? Or? 哦 今天很不顺吗 还是
The worst! 最糟糕的一天
I got locked out of my apartment. 我被我自己锁在公寓外了
I left my keys and my phone in there. 我把我的钥匙和手机落在里面了
Looks like I'm sleeping rough tonight. 看来我今晚也别想有地方住了
Wow. 喔
Yeah dude, it's... 是啊 兄弟 真的是
listen, I don't normally do this but 你看 我一般不会这样但是
can I ask you for a little favour? 可以请你帮个忙吗
Is it okay 可以吗
to borrow like, 2 or 300RMB 可以借 200或300元给我吗
so I can sleep through the night. 好让我可以找个地方住一晚
Just at a hostel or something. 就找一个酒店或其他地方
I just got to fix my life tomorrow. 我明天才能解决这些问题
I'm really sorry. 我真的很抱歉
Wow, that's quite a story. 哇喔 你真是太不幸运了
I know, tell me about it. 是啊 你说说看吧
Well, ah... 好吧 啊
Cool story, bro. 故事编的不错 兄弟
What, it's true. 什么 是真的
You think I'm some dumb tourist? 你认为我是什么旅行团的游客么
I read about you on TripAdvisor. 我在网上看到过你们的骗术
I know what you guys do. 我知道你们这些人想做什么
Us guys? 我们这些人
Yeah, hanging around the bund. 是啊 一般出入在外滩附近
Waiting for unsuspecting tourists 来骗取毫无戒心的游客
to prey on them with your sad stories 用你悲伤的故事来获取它们的同情心
and your tea scams. 还有你用那些茶的小伎俩
Tea scams? 茶的小伎俩
Don't act like you don't know, bro! 不用当作你好像什么都不知道似的 兄弟
I know all about it. 我什么都知道
You tell them you're also new in town. 然后你告诉他们你也刚来这个城市
You're going to see a Chinese traditional tea ceremony, 你准备去看一个中国传统的茶道
you'd love them to come with. 你很欢迎他们一块加入
How is that a scam? 这怎么会是伎俩
Because then when you get there, you order for them. 因为你到那里 你帮他们选择
But little does the tourist know, 但是只有小部分游客知道
you've got an arrangement with the tea ceremony people. 你和茶馆的人是串通好的
And at the end of the story, 结束后
you hit them with a massive bill! 你给他们一个天价账单
Which you then split 50/50 with the tea house owner. 然后你和茶馆的人五五分成
And then if the tourist refuses to pay, 如果游客拒绝付款
you threaten to beat them up! 你就威胁要揍他们
Like I said, scumbag. 就像我说的那样 卑鄙小人
Nice try, 试的不错
but you're not getting me. 但是你是骗不到我的
*This is it buddy.* 这回来真的了
*This is what we've been practicing for.* 这是我们一直在练习的一刻
*Ayo!* 哎哟
*Sad stories and your tea scams.* 悲伤的故事和你茶的小伎俩
*Give me the address and I'll write it in.* 给我个地址我填进去
*You haven't eaten?* 你没吃饭呀
*I'm not selling anything.* 我不是要推销任何东西
*Nice try.* 试的不错
*If you don't know, how am I supposed to find out?* 你不知道 我该怎么知道呢
*Tea scams.* 茶的小伎俩
*Just a dumb foreigner doing dumb laowai things.* 我就是个傻老外 总是做些愚蠢的事情
*Do you think your Fángdōng's WeChat number is...* 你认为你房东的微信号是
*Sad stories and your tea scams.* 悲伤的故事和你茶的小伎俩
*This is what we've been practicing for.* 这是我们一直在练习的一刻
Smile. 笑一笑
Hey. 你好
Do you guys want me to take a picture of you two together? 你们想要我帮你们一块拍一张吗
Okay, thank you. 好的 谢谢
Sure! 没问题
Here you go. 给你
First time in Shanghai? 第一次来上海吗
Yeah. 是啊
What do you think? 你认为这里怎么样
It's pretty nice. 这里很漂亮
It's amazing, isn't it? 很棒的城市 是吧
Actually, 其实
I read about this traditional Chinese tea ceremony. 我了解到这个传统的中国茶道
It's supposed to be really special. 它非常的特别
What do you think we experience it together? 您们想和我一起去体验吗
What do you think? 你怎么想
That's great! 那太棒了
Alright. 好吧
It's all about being adventurous, right? 旅行就是为了尝试新的体验 对吧
Right. 当然