- Welcome back, you beautiful people!
And welcome to this month's Fails And Bails,
where we've pulled out all the fails and bails
that we do on our weekly show.
It's called The Dirt Shed Show,
and if you've never heard of it, you should watch it,
'cause we do it every week, and it's pretty fun.
We bring everything mountain biking, news,
all sorts of good stuff goes into there,
as well as Fails And Bails.
Now I've pulled out a few that I think
are worthy to look back on.
Just assess.
Just give moral support to those that have been hurt,
or their pride's been hurt.
Let's kick it off with this one.
(banging)
Whoa, whoa, before we get started
into this month's Fails And Bails,
one of you lucky viewers from this video is going to win this.
Yes, a GMBN bundle.
It's got a race jersey, you got some shorts,
and you got some socks, so stick around 'til the end,
because it could be you.
Right, I'm going to kick it off with this first one right here.
Now look at it.
This nice concrete structure is there.
This is David, he sent it in,
and this is his friend, Christian.
This is on the side of the trial,
and they want to practice their drop-off skills on this.
Let's watch this.
He's got.
(yelling)
The front end just went away from him.
Let's rewind it, go back just before the beginning.
There.
Boom!
He didn't even know that was coming.
Okay, so we're going from David,
which was in The United States.
We're hopping right across the pond to Wales,
which is on our back doorstep.
It's just over there.
Literally out the shed door, it's just there.
It's not, it's probably two hours away.
Max sent this in, of his friend Nyan.
I think that's how you pronounce it,
I'm so sorry if I don't.
Could be a fail for me, anyway.
He's just been watching a video, one of my videos,
on how he should hit hips.
And he got stoked, and he thought, "Let's go to the trail."
The trails are a little bit sloppy.
It does look like Wales to me,
it's muddy and wet, and always rainy.
Look at this.
(yelling)
Oh, the sound! - [Camera Person] Oh!
- Oh, play that again.
- Oh. - [Camera Person] Oh.
- I'm winded.
If you go back a little bit, I can see where it wrong.
'Cause it's sloppy, like he said.
Rewind it just before the takeoff,
and play that in slow-mo.
Now you can see how his wheels are drifting after takeoff,
which is sending him a bit sideways.
A bit like my crash.
Just like this one.
Right, we're staying within the UK,
but we're moving from Wales and we're going to go
just north of London, a place called Aston Hill,
which is a bike park in itself,
and there's some rad stuff there.
But it is nasty in the wet, when it rains.
This place is notorious to being super slippery
'cause of its chalky-base trails.
I've been there before, it's gnarly.
But Ethan sent this in of his friend Michael
riding down this one trail.
Just play it, look at it.
Look how slippery it is.
Oh, he can't stop.
Oh, he's grabbing the tree, look.
(laughing)
He's hugging that tree for dear life.
Trees are perfect when you want to save yourself,
but when they are in the trail and you hit 'em,
they are not your friend.
They hurt so bad, but look at that.
That is brilliant.
So us UK dudes, we've been sending it,
because this one's again from the UK.
Now this one is Woburn Sands, I've been there before.
We've had a few Fails And Bails from there before.
And this is north of Aston Hill, which is north north,
near Milton Keynes.
It's up there somewhere.
Anyway, let's look at this.
It's a train, lovely.
I love this dirt hill, it's amazing, look.
Oh.
Get some air.
What?
He went.
No!
Flipping!
How did he do that?
So he did a tuck no-hander, let's go back.
He did a tuck no-hander.
Didn't see this coming.
Look at that, oh and catches it,
gets all a bit squirrely.
And then, bang!
Hits the tree.
Was he all right?
Doesn't say.
Right, this one is coming in from Oliver.
Now this we are disappearing to the other side
of the planet, it's like underneath us, it's down under.
We're going to Perth, we're going to Australia, dude.
And we're right here on this recreational ground,
sporting ground, whatever you want to call it.
Look who's on top of that building, that's Oliver.
He's on that building.
He wants to drop that to flat.
Let's see what happens, 'cause I don't think
it's going to end very well.
(laughing)
He just made, like in who's right mind
would you think you could drop off a one story building
and think you'll be fine,
even though you've got a full stretched bike.
So Oliver thought he was Drew Bezanson
doing his video called The Uncontainable.
If you haven't watched it, it looks gnarly,
but he thought he could do that
on a full suspension Scott.
(clapping)
But his friend's uncontainable,with all of laughter.
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Leah and Mackenzie, man, I need to be getting
some air miles on this, because guess what?
We're going from the UK,
we're going all the way back to Australia.
Yeah, the other side of the globe, ridiculous.
Now Jordan sent this in of his father.
His father was out riding with his two sons.
He watched his 12 year old brother go off of it,
so he thought his dad would have a go
at sending this nice new drop in his local trail now.
It didn't end very well, let's watch this.
Poor dad.
Oh, he's coming in for, oh.
Oh!
(whistling)
Now that looks like it hurt a lot.
Rewind it, all the way back, coming in.
Boom!
Poor dad, you know.
And he said that there was no, it could have gone worse.
It could have gone south south,
which means you'll be back in the UK.
Anyway, he only came out with a few grazes.
The worst injury he got was his ego,
'cause he was crashing in front of his two sons.
That's what it said.
No! (laughing)
Right, GMBN's Fails and Bails of the month's
carbon footprint in this video is astronomical.
Yes, we're going from Australia.
Jumping on that big jet.
(whistling)
We're going all the way back to the United Kingdom,
yes, to a place called Afan Bike Park or Trail Center.
This place is brilliant!
Now, Charlie sent this in.
He is only young, and he thought he would wheelie
across this log, so we're sticking with the log theme.
Let's see what happens, please.
Whoa, look how steep he is coming, he looks like.
Boom!
How the hell!
That came out of nowhere, nowhere!
Face, log, it's not a good combo.
A bit woody.
Flapping hell, we're going back to Australia, dude.
Like I wish I would've got some air miles for this.
(beeping)
Right, this one's been sent in by Nick.
Now, Nick's riding a track, Top Fuel 9.0,
I need to get that in.
It's a cross country bike, and he thought
he'd be showing off to his lady friend.
Now, you know what happens
when you show off to your lady friend?
You just go 110% just to make sure you're the man now.
Nick, I'm so sorry, but let's watch this, because
(whooing) you crashed hard.
Oh, he's coming in flat out man.
Look, look. (gasps)
- [Camera Person] Oh!
- Left, right, bang!
Oh, dude!
Now that's a tank slap if I ever.
Rewind that back to the beginning,
because let's watch that whole thing, you're flipping.
What?
Like, it's in slow-mo, but look how fast he is going.
(mimicking explosions)
(mimicking explosion)
Right, we're going from Australia, we're going. (whistling)
We're going to Scotland, yeah.
Scotland, dude!
This one's been sent in by Dougly,
and he's riding his trails.
And look at this Tweed Valley.
(excited singing)
He's coming down, roots everywhere, but what happened?
(clapping hands) - [Camera Person] Ooh!
- Ooh!
Dude, I am so sorry for your bike and your body,
because that was a hell of a hit.
Play that again.
Oh my!
Dear Lord.
Damn, Daniel!
Daniel sent this in.
Now, well, I think this is in the UK still.
I don't know, but he's riding a Boardman bike.
This is a damn big damn,
Daniel, damn gap.
- [Crew Member] Play it.
(person in video screaming)
(gasps)
- Oh, dude!
That is one hell of an over jump, man.
Play it.
(person in video screaming)
I've been there, I have done that.
I've done it in a contest, I've done that in bike parks,
I've done that at trails.
Over jumping jumps is the scariest thing ever!
Daniel, thank you so much for sending in.
And that is the end of Fails and Bails.
Now it's time to pick one of those winners,
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some bangers out there.
All good things have to come to a end,
and that is the end of Fails and Bails.
Yes, not it's time to choose a winner
from this month's Fails And Bails.
Who is going to win the bundle?
Because we have 11 to choose from.
Yeah, 11 bundles to choose from,
and I'm going to give it to one of these lucky winners.
And it is going to be.
(tapping on desk)
Oh, I do like spandex guy, like.
You know, he was sending it.
Look at it, he's sending it.
But I have to give it to dad,
'cause dad needs to get in with the times.
Dad, you're the winner.
So that was Jordan that sent that in.
Get involved, because we're going to.
Check your emails, because we're going to send you up.
(clapping hands) Well done, dad!
Now you can stick with the times
and get yourself some baggies.
One of these!
One of those.
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