CONGRATULATIONS - slaher (Smile)
"Happy" fades into gloomy piano melody
Hi there, welcome to America's Got Talent.
What's your name?
"Puddles Pity Party? "
BUZZER
So Puddles, what's your act?
Yeah, you.
You seem... a little sad
You have a broken heart?
Oh.
Do you need a hug?
Of course, here ya' go
You're gonna be just fine
Good luck Puddles!
* Laughing and cheering*
Hi!
Welcome to America's Got Talent!
What's your name?
"Puddles Pity Party"
Nice to meet you Puddles
How old are you Puddles?
Can't remember?
Are you sad? You're a bit sad.
Aw I don't want you to be sad
Don't be sad, you're here with us!
Ahhhhh...
Puddles, the stage is all yours
Party girls don't get hurt can't feel anything
When will I learn
I push it down,
I push it down (vocalizing)
I'm the one for a good-time call, phone's blowing up
Ringing my doorbell
I feel the love, I feel the love (Vocalizing)
One, Two, Three, One, Two, Three; drink
One, Two, Three, One, Two, Three; drink. Throw 'em back,
'till I lose count
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier
I'm, I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
I'm, I'm gonna fly
like a bird through the night
feel my tears as they dry
I'm gonna swing
from the chandelier
I am just holding on for dear life
I won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
Cause I'm just holding on for dear life, help me I'm holding on for dear life
I won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full
Until morning light
Cause I am just holding on for dear life
Help me out I'm holding on for dear life
Won't look down, I'll open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
Cuz' I'm just holding on for dear life, help me I'm holding on for dear life...
*CROWD CHEERING*
Oh my god
Are you not crying are you?
He's really crying!
I'm crying
Those are real tears, he has real tears!
Howie.
What did you think of Puddle?
Puddles, this is not a pity party, this is an envious party,
You have so much talent, you are so original
This is such a surprise, this is so exiting!
This is amazing!
Puddles it was very unexpected, very original, very different.
And I want to see more
I thought I'd seen just about everything on this show
And then you come along... And I'm like
Oh my gosh
And I loved it
Simon what did you think?
I never, ever want to know who you are Puddles
No but I mean this
Because I have a real problem with clowns
But you may have turned me
Yes..
You know what I love about you
is is originality at It's best and thats why I loved your show!
Puddles, Puddles, Puddles...
Let's vote shall we?
Howie? YES!
Heidi, getting a yes from me1
Simon, I think you're fantastically brilliant,, YES!
And I'm gonna give you your fourth yes Puddles!
We'll see you in the next round!
You don't judge a book by it's cover