So, what do you guys think is actually happening
inside your body when you're having an orgasm?
Your organs are just shaking.
-Things get bigger and bigger. -What gets bigger?
There's words for all those things,
but I forget what they are.
Like in seventh grade
when you did that science experiment with the two bottles.
Yeah.
...are just rushing to your vagina.
And you just, "Pssh!"
And that's what happens -- volcano vagina.
Nikki: It seems like most women don't understand
the science behind the female orgasm.
So, I sat down with Dr. Nicole Prause,
a neuroscientist who was conducting
a groundbreaking study measuring the female orgasm.
So, you're basically the Neil deGrasse Tyson of pussy.
Oh, my God. I hope so.
I have no idea what an orgasm is.
We don't really know what exactly triggers it.
We don't actually have good data on that,
but we can use physical measurements to see
whether or not a woman is having contractions
that we think are the main hallmark of orgasm.
How do you, on your end,
know if a lady is having an orgasm,
aside from the camera panning up to the moon?
We put an electric device into a butt plug.
So, just... typical Tuesday.
And so, that probe measures the...
The rhythmic puckering that happens with orgasms.
-Rhythmic puckering. -Mm-hmm.
I love that Paul Simon album.
Can some people just not have an orgasm,
like Kirk Cameron's wife?
Some people physically just cannot have orgasms.
Do you think that, in our future,
we'll see a Viagra for women?
The companies have been trying for many years,
and many of them have given up after spending billions.
So, Big Pharma was trying to give us orgasms,
and it's just been really hard
and so they kind of just gave up.
It honestly -- it sounds like most men in America.
So, how many women have you gotten off?
Uh, we've had about 20 women through the protocol so far.
Nice.
Nikki: Dr. Prause's study could help countless women,
but as all federal funding has gone to dick research,
she must rely solely on volunteers.
So, sign my pussy up.
Have you guys ever used a butt plug before?
-Finger. -No.
Oh, wow.
I'll ask you to insert the butt plug while you're masturbating.
-Ready to do this? -Ready to do it.
-Let's plug up the butt. -Yeah, let's do it.
All right, so, we're just gonna walk in here.
And you want to go ahead and hop up on the table.
[ Door closes ]
What's going on in there?
She's got the device in.
Which we can see -- she's moving around a little bit.
See, that looks like my grandmother's signature.
-Whew. -Great, how did it go?
I have been found.
This is like the Dow Jones.
That was great.
She's flatlining.
It fell out a couple times.
That was a little more action than what -- Ooh.
That was actually not too bad.
You feel like it stayed in okay?
I sat on it so it didn't come out.
You want to go ahead and put the device in just like we showed?
Whoa!
Yeah, something's happening here.
The Rock better get in a helicopter,
because there is an earthquake a'coming.
Did you see that movie?
"San Andreas." It's not that good.
All right, how did it go?
Marvelous.
Nikki: Now it was my turn.
The pressure was on...my clit.
I'm sorry. That was -- that was bad.
Since you have on pants, you're gonna take those off
so you'll be nude from the waist down.
Keep talking.
And then you put the... right up in there.
Can I listen to audio of my boyfriend crying?
That does it for me for some reason.
Yeah, sure.
It's all up to you now.
You get, like, a good luck or anything?
-Good luck. -Thanks, coach.
Nikki: Jesus Christ.
I always got to do this.
Oh, yeah, it's just you and me, wand.
[ Soft jazz music plays ]
The data was logged, the numbers were crunched,
and the results...
I'm done.
Hopefully the research I provided today
will help those who come after me -- literally.
Would you say that this is a new frontier, the female orgasm?
Absolutely.
I can't believe this work wasn't done 40 years ago.
And this is exciting that we have been
a part of this research.
You know how we sent dogs to space first?
We're the dogs. -Bitches.
Yes, Rhoda.
You're a bitch.
You're all bitches.