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ANNOUNCER: Good evening.
Once again it is time for another episode of
Monsterpiece Theater.
And here is your host Alistair Cookie.
COOKIE MONSTER: Pip-pip, and good evening.
Alistair Cookie, here.
Me delighted to welcome you to Monsterpiece Theater.
Tonight me happy to bring you episode number 793 of
"Upstairs, Downstairs." And now "Upstairs, Downstairs."
GROVER: Well, well, well.
Prithee, here am I downstairs.
I believe I shall go upstairs.
Well.
Here am I upstairs.
I believe I shall go downstairs.
Well.
Here am I downstairs again.
I believe I shall go upstairs.
[OUT OF BREATH]
Well.
Here am I once more upstairs.
I believe I shall go downstairs.
Well.
Here I find myself downstairs again.
Oh, boy.
I think I shall go upstairs.
Is this not exciting and dramatic?
[WHEEZING]
Well.
Here, here am I upstairs.
I think that I shall go downstairs.
[GASPING]
Well, here I am--
right.
I gotta--
[SPUTTERING]
COOKIE MONSTER: So there you got it.
Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of "Upstairs,
Downstairs."
GROVER (OFFSCREEN): Oh, you've got to be kidding.
[FAINTING SOUND]
COOKIE MONSTER: This Alistair Cookie saying good night for
Monsterpiece Theater.
Omm.
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