- [Maui] Boat! A boat!
The god's have given me a...
(Maui screams)
(boat thuds)
(Hei Hei clucks)
(Moana coughs)
- Huh?
- Ah!
Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea,
I am Moana...
- [Maui] Hero of men.
- Wh, what?
- t's actually Maui, shapeshifter,
demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men.
I interrupted.
From the top: Hero of men. Go
- Uh. Ah.
I am Mo...
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
And women.
Men and women, both.
Oh! Not a guy, girl thing.
Uh, you know, Maui is the hero to all!
You're doing great.
(Maui clicks tongue)
- What? No!
I'm here to...
- Oh, of course, of course!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Maui always has time for his fans.
Good riddance, you filthy pile of pebbles.
(clinking)
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don't look at me like that.
It's a beautiful cave,
she's going to love it.
And I am going to love you!
In my belly.
Let's fatten you up, drumstick.
(playful music)
(Hei Hei crowing)
(playful music)
(water splashes)
Did not see that coming.
- I am Moana of Motunui.
This is my canoe and you will journey to the.
(Moana screams)
(water splashes)
All right. Get over it.
We gotta move.
(water splashes)
And she's back.
- I am Moana of Motunui...
(Moana screams)
(water splashes)
- It was Moana, right?
- Yes.
And you will restore the heart.
- Ah!
(airy playful music)
(Moana gasps)
(Maui thuds)
- All right. I'm out.
(water splashes)
(Maui thuds)
Oh, come on!
- We get your hook,
take out Te Kâ,
restore the heart.
Unless you don't wanna be Maui,
demigod of the wind and sea.
Hero to
all?
(clinking)
- First, we get my hook.
- Then save the world,
deal?
- [Maui] Deal.
- Shoah!
(water splashes)
- Worth the shot.
- Okay, first, I'm not a princess.
I am the daughter of the chief.
- Same difference.
- No.
- If you wear a dress, and you have an animal sidekick,
(Hei Hei clucks)
you're a princess.
You are not a wayfinder.
You will never be a wayfinder, you will never be a...
(Maui groans)
(water splashes)
Really?
Blow dart in my butt cheek?
(clinking)
(gentle playful music)
You are a bad person.
- If you can talk, you can teach. Wayfinding.
Whoa.
Lesson one. Hit it.
(clinking)
(Maui groans)
- Pull the sheet.
Not the sheet.
No.
Nope.
No.
Tried that one already.
- [Moana] Agh!
- You're measuring the stars,
not giving the sky a high-five.
If the current's warm, you're going the right way.
- It's cold.
Wait, it's getting warmer.
(Moana gasps)
Aah! That is disgusting! What is wrong with you?
(Maui chuckles)
- Tamatoa? Oh, he'll have it.
He's a scavenger. Collects stuff.
Thinks it makes him look cool.
Ah!
And for Tamatoa, trust me,
my hook is the coolest collectible.
(Hei Hei clucks)
- And he lives up there?
(dramatic suspenseful music)
(bird screeches)
(Maui chuckles)
- No, no, no.
That's just the entrance to Lalotai.
(Moana gasps)
- Lalotai?!
Realm of monsters?!
(Moana clears her throat)
We're going to the realm of monsters?
(Maui chuckles)
- We? No.
Me.
You are gonna stay here with the other chicken.
(Maui clucks)
(Hei Hei clucks)
(Maui laughs)
That's what I'm talking about.
Gimmie some!
(clinking)
Come on! That was a good one.
How do you not get it?
I called her a chicken, there's a chicken on the boat.
I know she's human, but that's not the...
(Hei Hei clucks)
You know what? Forget it. Forget it!
I'm not explaining it to you,
'cause then it's not funny.
(Hei Hei clucks)
(Moana sighs)
(solemn music)
- The ocean chose you for a reason.
- If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up.
- So? Not seeing an entrance.
- Yes, because it only appears after a human sacrifice.
(gasps)
- Kidding!
(Maui laughs)
So serious.
(Maui blows)
(water splashes)
- Agh!
And he sticks the landing!
Huh?
(clinking)
What?
Dumb-dumb. She's not even here.
No mortal's gonna jump into the realm of...
(clinking)
Huh?
Agh! - Agh!
(Moana grunts)
- Well, she's dead.
Okay!
Let's get my hook.
(fast suspenseful music)
- No!
- Hey! Crab cake!
(suspenseful music)
Ah!
I'm back.
Mwah.
It's Maui time!
(Tamatoa gasps)
- Oh! Ah!
- What do you say, little buddy?
(tattoo screeches)
Giant hawk?
Coming up!
Cheehoo!
(hook zaps)
- Yahoo!
(hook zaps)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
(fast suspenseful music)
(hook zaps)
- Ah! Oh!
- We're alive! We're alive!
Oh!
- Listen, I appreciate what you did down there.
- Mm-hmm.
- Took guts.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- But, uh. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- I'm sorry.
I'm trying to be sincere, for once,
and it feels like you're distracted.
- No, no.
(Moana blows raspberry)
No way!
- Really? 'cause you're looking at me like I have a...
(Maui gasps)
Ah.
Shark head.
(Mai gasps)
Te Fiti!
Ahaha.
Hey!
I mean, how you been?
(Maui clears throat)
Look, what I did was wrong.
I have no excuse.
I'm sorry.
(gentle majestic music)
(gasps)
- You know?
It'd be rude to refuse a gift from a goddess.
- Ha!
Cheehoo!
Thank you.
Your kind gesture is deeply appreciated.
Chehoo.
(hook zaps)
(insect rustling)
(gentle majestic music)