-Hey, I got a special delivery here.
-Huh. Well, I didn't order anything.
-Well, somebody in this kitchen
ordered this here pile of explosives.
I'm looking for one Mr. Orange.
-Orange? Why did you order a pile of explosives?
-I prefer to ask, why wouldn't I? [laughs]
-Dude, this is an Ask Orange episode.
You know very well that these are going to explode in--
-LET'S GET TO THE QUESTIONS!
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, Flappy Bird's back in the kitchen!"
-(Orange) Noooo! -(Pear) Huh? No! No!
NOT THE EXPLOSION! [slow-motion screaming]
[ka-boom!]
-(announcer) It's time for Ask Orange!
"Can you fart rainbows, Orange?"
-[farts]
Nope. Just diamonds. [laughs]
-(announcer) "Print yourself in a 3D printer."
-No sweat! [printer powers up]
It's my first time operating one of these things,
so give me a second to, um...
No, that's wrong. Too melty.
Aah! Too evil.
Is that one a burrito?
Oh, I forgot I had it set to Taco Bell. [laughs]
Hey! That one might be worth something!
Looks like a Picasso! [laughs]
-(announcer) "Look out! Someone's going to lick you!"
-(Orange) Huh? What? No-- hey!
Hey, get outta here, licorice. Get outta here.
-But I love licking things. Come on!
-No! -Come on!
-No! Get outta here, you perv!
-One lick for the road? Blblblbl?
-NO! -Okay, okay!
-HEY!
-(announcer) "Can you please put chili sauce in someone's eyes?"
-Sure! Huh. Doesn't seem to be anybody around.
Guess I'll just put it in my own eye--
[screaming]: Why?! Why would I do this to myself!
Aah-ha-ha-ha!
-(announcer) "Do you love Passion Fruit? A clean answer!"
-All right, all right. I'll give you a clean answer.
[drumroll] [boing!]
[splash!] [mumbling underwater]
-(announcer) "♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪"
-[laughs]
-I came as soon as I heard. -As did I, Robinero Sauce.
-Ah, sorry, guys. False alarm.
Just singin' the theme song, that's all.
[record scratches] -Oh.
-(all) ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batpan! ♪
-(announcer) "Have you ever had a near death moment?"
-Hmm. Can't say I ever have,
but if I ever do have a scrape with death, perhaps I'll--
Aah!
Whoa! Wait a minute.
I kinda feel like a lot of that stuff hasn't even happened yet.
-(announcer) "Please tell me if Marshmallow is a boy or girl.
Please!"
-[mumbling underwater]
[laughs]
-(announcer) "Who would win in a fight
between Midget Apple and Marshmallow?
Does Midget Apple have a SMALL chance?"
-[laughs] Nice one!
Well, you two, ready...
FIGHT! [bell clangs]
-Here comes the pain, Marshmallow! Get ready!
-Ya-he-he-hey! I love pain!
-[grunting] Um, this sword is kinda of heavy.
-I love you!
-Ah, come on, don't say that right now.
We're in a fight, Marshmallow.
-I love fights! Almost as much as I love you! YAY!!!
-[groans] Worst. Fight. Ever.
-(announcer) "Hey Orange, IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!"
-[explosive yelling]
-(announcer) "Can Marshmallow twerk?"
-Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay! Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
Yay, yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!
-(announcer) "How fast can Orange roll?"
and "How long can you burp after drinking Zoop?"
-All right, we're about to find out the answer
to both of those questions right now.
Ready with the radar gun, Pear?
-Yep!
-Ready with the stopwatch, Midget Apple?
-It's Little Apple!
But honestly, I don't even know why I bother anymore.
-Sounds great! Let's do this!
-Okay. Three... two... ONE!
-[gulping] -This is extreme! Zoooo...
-[continuous belch]
-He's got good speed.
-[belch continues]
-I think I'm gonna need a bigger radar gun.
-Special delivery! I've got this second pile of explosives here.
-What the? [all scream]
[KA-BOOM!]
-[Orange laughs] Knife!