[Zoe] Pot
[Veronica] Six
[Jenna] Squish
[Anastasia] Uh-uh
[Elphaba] Gillikin
[Eliza] Hamilton
And now,
the six merry murderesses of the theater district jail,
in their rendition of the Broadway Block tango.
[Zoe] Pot
[Veronica] Six
[Jenna] Squish
[Anastasia] Uh-uh
[Elphaba] Gillikin
[Eliza] Hamilton
[Zoe] Pot [Veronica] Six [Jenna] Squish
[Anastasia] Uh-uh [Elphaba] Gillikin [Eliza] Hamilton
[Z] Pot [V] Six [J] Squish [A] Uh-uh [Elph] Gillikin [Eli] Hamilton
[All] He had it coming, he had it coming,
he only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it,
[Elph] I bet ya you would have done the same.
[Z] Pot [V] Six [J] Squish [A] Uh-uh [Elph] Gillikin [Eli] Hamilton
[Zoe] You know how people have these little habits that get you down?
Like... Connor.
Connor liked to smoke weed.
No, not weed, pot.
So I come home just one day from band practice. I'm really irritated and looking for a little sympathy
And there's Connor, lying on the couch smoking his weed. No, not weed, pot.
So I said to him, I said, "you puff that joint one more time..."
And he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall, and I fired two warning shots...
Into. His. Head.
[All] He had it coming, he had it coming,
he only had himself to blame, if you'd have been there,
if you'd have heard it,
I bet ya you would have done the same.
[Veronica] I met Jason Dean at Sherwood, Ohio about two years ago,
and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So we started living together. He'd go to work. He'd come home. I'd fix him a drink. We'd have dinner.
Then I found out...
'Single' he told me,
'Single' my ass.
Not only was he in a relationship, oh, no,
He had six girlfriends
He had been through ten highschools, you know.
So that night when he came home from work. I fixed him his drink, as usual.
You know some guys just can't hold their Drano.
[All] He had it coming, (Pot, Six, Squish) He had it coming, (Uh-uh, Gilliken, Hamilton)
(Overlapping) He took a flower in its prime, (Pot, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Gilliken, Hamilton)
And then he used it, (Pot!) and he abused it. (Six!)
It was a murder, but not a crime. (Squish, Uh-uh, Gillikin, Hamilton)
[Jenna] Now I'm standing in the kitchen makin' a pie for dinner,
minding my own business, and in storms my husband Earl in a jealous rage.
"You've been screwing the gyno" he says, he was crazy, and he kept on screaming
"You've been screwing the gyno."
Then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times.
[All] If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet ya you would have done the same.
[Anastasia] *Speaking Russian*
[Offscreen] Yeah, yeah, but did ya do it?
[Anastasia] Uh-uh. Not- Guilty.
[Elphaba] My sister Nessa, and I had this double act, and my boyfriend, Fierro, traveled around with us.
With the last number in our act, and her new, working, legs, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row.
One, two, three, four, five, splits, spead-eagles, backflips, flip-flops; one right after the other.
Well this one night before the show we were down at a hotel in Gilllikin, the three of us, boozing and havin' a few laughs.
And we ran out of ice - so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Nessa and Fierro, doing number 17, the spread-eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock. I completely blacked out!
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later when I was washing the blood of my hands, I even knew they were dead!
[Elphaba] They had it coming. [Others] They had it coming.
[Elphaba] They had it coming. [All] They had it coming all along.
[Elphaba] I didn't do it, [Others] She didn't do it,
[Elphaba] but if I'd done it, [Others] but if she'd done it,
[Elphaba] how could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Elphaba] They had it coming. [Others] They had it coming.
[Elphaba] They had it coming all along. [Others] They took a flower in its prime.
[Elphaba] I didn't do it. [Others] And then they used us.
[Elphaba] But if I'd done it, [Others] And they abused us.
[Elphaba] How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[Eliza] I loved Alexander Hamilton more than I could possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy. Sensitive, a writer, but he was always trying to 'find himself'.
He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way he found
Angelica, Peggy, Maria, and Laurens.
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive, and I. Saw. Him. Burned.
[All] The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
[1st Half] They had it coming, [2nd Half] They had it coming.
[1st Half] They had it coming, [2nd Half] They had it coming all along.
[1st Half] 'Cuz if they used us, [2nd Half] And then they used us.
[1st Half] And they abused us, [2nd Half] And they abused us.
[All] How could you tell us that we were wrong?
[1st Half] He had it coming, [2nd Half] He had it coming.
[All] He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I bet ya you would have done the same.
(Overlapping) [Z] You pop that joint one more time / [V] Single my ass.
(Overlapping) [J] Ten times/ [A] *Speaking Russian*
(Overlapping) [Elph] Number seventeen, the spread-eagle/[Eli] Artistic differences.
[Zoe] Pot
[Veronica] Six
[Jenna] Squish
[Anastasia] Uh-uh
[Elphaba] Gilllikin
[Eliza] Hamilton
Hey, I am currently editing this video, and I forgot that I wanted to record an outro.
I-I wanted to record it as soon as I finished recording, like filming the video itself.
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