we all lose the people that are
important in our lives and that's okay
because today we are graduating but
someday we won't be here someday we are
all going to die especially your
girlfriends please talk about spoiler
alert
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this is a perfect hiding place yes
unless someone throws my calculator
against the wall oh I hope it's our son
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viral have a please I never told you
its genetic you've known that all this
time and you pick now to tell me you
think I care about you look at my
fingernails my skin is peeling off like
a goblin Oh gross you know what I'm not
even gonna over react to this you lived
a pretty long life plus we have like
tons of money girlfriend disease it's
coming for you
you're really weird dad I hate you side
here have my life to work thanks full of
eels you closed the lid for the weekend
all right use a bright idea why don't
you make sure the lid is closed before
someone falls in from pretty stories up
and electrically mutates the crap out of
themselves just because you were too
lazy to safely run this electric deal
power plant fine
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I need your blood man it could save my
life I don't know it seems so unsafe it
could kill you oh my gosh dude I'm not
gonna inject it straight into my arm got
a team of experts scientists that work
your blood into a cure oh all right then
I'll meet with your scientists it's not
like I want you to die or anything
course you don't we're best friends
Peters one who's Peter you're not even
disguising your voice
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Wow that's actually really impressive
have you ever considered dubstep man
kids love that stuff
I bet you'd be great at it
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you're in first time right now oh I did
not see this coming
you do it man you you use time travel to
save your girlfriend now you use it to
save mine right I haven't done that
since the 70s dude I'm I'm trying to not
do that anymore
no chick man you turn back time right
now and fix this I'm losing it
she wasn't my everything I know but I
just can't change my parents well uncle
dad even thought I saw my daddy Quinn's
grave no it's really warm and hey just
but just calm down
okay look at yourself this is not you I
will shoot this mortal man in the face
easy there kid that's not I mean you
couldn't shoot me if you want to do it
was that because I'm faster than a
speeding bullet no because I'm Batman
you stop you're not helping come on
Parker the city needs you I know this is
hard but but this is what defines you
yeah
plus there's this giant Rhino
conveniently terrorizing the block right
now for you to make your comeback nobody
can handle me turn back time can't
it's just dude really turn back the time
I can't just you can it's not that
Citronelle not right so we're moving to
London you reverse time didn't how did
you know that because I'm bad
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