tWitch is going to read the category
and then you'll have five seconds to name three things
and then hit the buzzer to stop the clock.
I will go first to show you how it's done.
It's very hard.
OK-- Ellen, name three things that
need to be washed regularly.
My dog, myself, Portia.
Wow!
All right.
Bradley, name three things that you haven't washed in a while.
Sneakers, my hat, and car.
You should wash your car.
Ellen, name three of your favorite body parts.
My foot, my toes, my nose.
I don't really--
I'm not crazy about any of it.
Bradley, name three things you say to your dogs
when no one is around.
I love you, you're my little poochie, and kiss me.
Oh, what!
Because I really-- I say a lot of things to them,
so I had to--
Yeah.
You tell them to kiss you?
Is that what I said?
Yeah.
Then, I must.
Yeah.
Don't you?
It's funny, that you--
I don't have to ask a dog, they just do it.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah.
Kiss me!
You're like this, you're like-- give me a kiss!
Yeah, I understand.
Maybe it's Italian.
All right, Ellen, name three things
you say when you're early to a party.
Oh!
I'm the first one here-- again.
Can I help you light the candles?
Look at that music.
Look at that music?
Look at that music.
That was as bad as, kiss me, dog.
[LAUGHTER]
Bradley, name three things you say when you lose something.
Oh, dammit!
Where are they?
And-- come back, please.
[LAUGHTER]
What did you lose that you're saying come back, please?
I don't know-- a little duck when I was a kid
and I was like, oh come back, duck.
It was a little duck we found him in the creek by our house.
Wow, you went way back.
I did.
Wow.
OK.
That was quick.
You weren't expecting that.
No!
You flashed through the entire life
and remembered that duck that you lost.
My mom's in the greenroom.
She'd be like, I remember that duck.
OK, Ellen, name three things that are big.
A truck, the world, and the ocean.
Nice.
All right.
Bradley, name three things that are small.
A pea, rice, and a piece of hair.
A piece of hair.
Like, a little piece of hair.
If you're trimming your beard, it's
like a little piece of hair.
I could trim that.
All right.
This is nerve wracking.
Yeah, I know.
And this thing is awesome-- the distance, yeah.
All right.
Ellen, name three things you do when you're home alone.
Watch TV, read, and work out.
OK.
Bradley, name three things you watch on TV after your daughter
goes to bed.
Game of Thrones-- geez, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones--
all the episodes.
[LAUGHTER]
It's different episodes.
How about this-- Arya can be a White Walker.
That's my thought for the next episode.
Really?
Well, think about it-- she could take
the thing of a White Walker, Game of Thrones watchers here?
Right?
Might be a way in.
My friend texted me that today.
Anyway--
That's a good idea.
OK.
Ellen, name three words for making love.
Doing it!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh my gosh.
Doing it!
Yes, we are.
We are doing it.
You know what I'm talking about.
What would you have said?
What would I have said--
doing it.
What else do you need to say?
Yeah.
We're doing it.
We're doing it, yeah.
As you're doing it, you say that.
Just keep saying that.
Yeah, we're doing it!
Just acknowledging-- yeah.
And then the other person says, yes we are.
All right.
More with Bradley when we come back.
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