You know, schools always give away awards to people
who "get good grades," or "can read,"
but I want to celebrate someone who can text
really, really fast in a game I'm calling
"Fast Fingers Of Fate."
[singing] Now push it
Push it good
Push it
Push it real good
Push it
All right, I need someone with fast, fast thumbs,
which is hard to say. Fast thumbs.
Joy Ephane and Katie Penta.
Here's what you do.
I'm gonna say a sentence,
and you're gonna text it as fast as you possibly can
on your iPhones, and then you're gonna hit send.
Do you want to know what you're playing for?
Probably? - No.
- Okay, you don't? - All right, sure.
- I'll tell her then. The winner is getting
a two-year's supply of Tide HE Turbo Detergent
and a Whirlpool washer and dryer.
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I have twins. I do a lot of laundry.
I need this. - Well then, you should be able
to type very, very fast. - Okay.
- Here's the first sentence.
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm on spring break. Has anyone seen my pants?"
[exciting music]
[ding]
All right, well, it was-- it was a tie,
but I'm gonna go for the person who--
who had the right words.
Yours--your--Joy, you wrote, "Rider are red, violets are blue
I'm on spring break. Has any seen my sonata?"
All right, so Katie wins that one.
All right, and no hitting.
- Okay. - Good job, Katie. Good job.
No hitting delete either, so just go as fast
as you possibly can.
And here's the next one.
It's a Kelly Clarkson song lyric.
Here you go. "Since you've been gone
"I can breathe for the first time
"I'm so moving on
Yeah, yeah."
[exciting music]
[ding] - Argh! Ah! Ah!
[ding]
- Okay. - Oh, no.
Joy has, "Since you've been gone
"I can brother for the first time
and then so moving on yeah, rush."
And then Katie wrote, "Since you've even gone
I can breathe for the first one I'm so fine ya ya."
So, I really--you get six points,
and you get five.
- Yes! - Yes!
- All right, here's another one. Ready? Get your phones.
This is a little riddle I wrote for Portia.
"Portia loves to play with yarn
"inside our lovely barn.
"Portia also loves horses.
I wish I could have finished my college courses."
[exciting music]
[ding]
All right. All right.
So, "Haha loves to play with yarn.
"inside my loves barn. She loves horses.
I wish I could have dismissed my lives horses."
- It's the same thing. - Yeah.
All right, so you get minus two points for that.
And then you get four.
Okay, here's another one.
This is about Kathie Lee and Hoda.
"I like Kathie Lee and Hoda because they are drunk
every day by noon."
[exciting music]
[ding] All right.
All right, great.
So Katie writes, "Like jaggy lee and gods be.
They are drunk every day by non."
Joy says, "I like chat lean and koto
cause they are drunk eveyisnotsay by noon."
It is a tie, so you are both going to get
the washer and dryer. [both screaming]
[applause]
Those beautiful things over there.
both: Thank you. [screaming]
If you want to win a washer and dryer,
go to ellentube to learn how. We'll be back.