Allison: Welcome to Just Between Us! Gaby: [blowing nose]
A: Gaby's sick.
G: I'm not sick. I don't get sick.
A: Yes, you do! You're a human! It's okay!
G: No, I'm like something above a human. I've evolved past humanity.
A: Oh really? What color is your snot?
G: Bright green.
[Groovy Intro Music]
A: This week... G: Ow
A: [laughs] I hit your boob.
G: I can't even enjoy it.
A: [singing] International question? International question!
[singing] INTERNATIONAL QUESTION??? Lisa, Germany!
[to Gaby] What I did was I made each line sound like a question.
Lisa (Germany) wants to know: What is your goal in life?
G: My goal in life is to run an artist colony funded by drug money.
A: What?
G: Mhm. I want to buy a big house out on Venice Beach,
and I want to have all my friends come and create stuff, which I fund using drug
money, which I'm in charge of (I am a drug lord)
And then, um, the only thing is that they have to create art and wear white bikinis
with gold jewelry.
A: That's a very unattainable goal.
G: No, I think it's incredibly attainable. First, you start dealing minor stuff.
Just, like, weed sometimes... uh... maybe a little coke, a little meth.
Then, uh, you move up and start getting connections to people because they trust
you. You buy a house- A: Okay, what about something,
How about something like this, like, my goal in life is to be happy.
G: How do you become happy? That's not a tangible goal.
A: [pause] Well, It's been a little tricky But maybe if you're happy with yourself
then no matter what happens, you can stay happy?
G: That's your whole goal? It's just happiness? An abstract concept?
A: I wanna be happy, and have a family and a job, and come home everyday
and not have a panic attack.
G: That's a very basic goal.
A: Yea, I'm a basic person. God, I'd love to be a basic bitch. They seem happy.
I've been chasing happiness for almost 26 years and it's elusive.
G: That the name of your book? Your book is called Chasing Happiness?
A: I'm sure a basic bitch already wrote that book.
I think happiness is making the chemical levels in your brain at the same rate
or level- G: So, you can achieve your entire life's
goal just by taking Zoloft? A: Probably, except Zoloft made me really
sleepy.
Why are we in this apartment, doing this show, if you just want to be a drug lord?
G: I'm very sick right now.
A: Next week, it'll just be me searching for happiness while Gaby is dealing coke
on the streets. G: Well, I wouldn't be doing it on the
streets. I'm the face of the organization.
A: I think that you're gonna have a real problem with drug culture because it's not
feminist.
G: Yea, but that's- you go in and you blow it up from the inside.
A: [pause] Let me know if it works cause I'll pretty much do anything to be happy.
[Groovy Outro Music]
A: The fact that you're here proves that the show must go on.
G: [pause] What has happened to me?
[More Groovy Outro Music]
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