That guy has long hair, I wonder what band he plays in...
SHUT UP!
(singing) I don't want to wait, for our lives to be over.
Will it be yes o...
AHHH!!
(car screech)
Spare change Sir?
Sorry, I don't carry any cash.
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
How about you get off your lazy ass and go get a real job! (ROAST)
This is a real job!
I bet I make more money than you.
Yeah? And I bet I have more hair thank you
and I win that bet cause I'm not a stupid bald idiot (Savage).
OH SO YOU THINK BALD PEOPLE ARE STUPID HUH?
Uh, Yeah!
Mark my words!
You're gonna rule the day you have said that to me!
Imperio... Crucio! Avada.. Kedavra.....
What the hell are you doing?
I'm cursin yah.
Yeah? Well curse this!
(screams in pain)
Enjoy your pancake foot you bald idiot!
High Score One!
Bop it! (pulls it instead)
DAMN IT!
(sigh)
What's wrong man?
I ran some homeless guy over
and got BLOOD all over my car.
Oh.. well, you know what always cheer me up after running over homeless people?
What?
SHOOTING THINGS! (HOW???)
YEAH!
(shooting and laughing)
(groan)
(shooting and laughing)
(slow mo) Noooooo!!!!
Not the red barrel!
(slow mo) Why not???
(slow mo) Because everyone knows when you shoot a red barrel
it EXPLOOOOODES!
(slow mo) Well crap, I already pulled the trigger
Well then why isn't it explo..
(gunshot)
BOOOOOOOOOOM
(grunt)
I have good news, and I have bad news..
The good news is...
you don't have herpes.
(laughing)
Okay, bad news is
the explosion, burned off all of your hair permanently.
AHHHH!!!!!!
Hey Anthony, could you step inside my office?
You know I just think being a hooker
is always a viable option.
Alright, talk to you later mom.
Yeah, I'm sorry but we're gonna have to let you go.
It's because of my bald head isn't it?
It's just this restaurant's called bangs for a reason.
Even our janitors are expected to have the sexiest bangs in town.
Oh I get it, YOU'RE A RACIST AREN'T YOU? (unexpected assumption)
AM NOT!
i have... bald friends.
like who?
Uhh.. Vin Diesel,
Shrek,
Uh..
Voldemort..
I HOPE YOU GET HERPES! (damn!)
Too late, bitch!
(crying)
Hey mom you still there?
(vomiting)
(screaming)
(crash)
At least you're still my friend right?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Oops
You actually do have herpes.
(laughing)
Narrator: Will Anthony get his hair back?
Narrator: Will Ian and Anothny remain BFFs despite Anthony's deformity?
Narrator: Will Ian ever learn how to brush his teeth?
Narrator: FIND OUT THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
Narrator: Except for the last one cause Ian's an idiot.
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Mom?
Thanks for subscribing!
Now if you don't mind,
I'm gonna go shave my head.
AND NOT THAT HEAD YOU SICK PERVERTS! (jesus christ that's alot of roasting)