(electronic engines clicking)
(enthusiastic pop music)
(electronic engines clicking)
- Honey, you were too good for him.
- You are gonna tell us everything
while we're gonna eat some beans.
- I know breakups are never easy.
But we 1,000% relate, okay.
I promise,
you are not alone.
- We've been dating for seven years,
and he broke up with me over text message, guys.
Like, who actually does that?
- No.
(girls groan)
- Honey, I know exactly how you feel.
- Oh my God, Lily, do you?
- Of course.
Just last week,
I gave my number to that
hot bartender at that bar in 4th Street,
and he,
I catch him not.
Never texted back.
- Oh my God. (girls sigh)
- The same thing.
- No, you guys,
no, no, no, no.
Lily, that's not the same.
- Honey, we both lost our version of our futures.
You with your longtime partner Kevin,
and me with that hot bartender.
I wanna say his name was like Gabi.
- She was just trying to help you.
- I know, you guys.
It's just that I like (sniffs)
You know,
I can't even like think straight right now.
I'm just so sad.
I'm just that overwhelmed.
- Girl, we get it, okay. - Yeah.
- We are here for you. - Yeah.
- I feel just been in
so much for this whole pain
that I can't even like, get out of bed,
like, it's just like, I've been crying so hard.
- That's so hard
for you.
- You know,
I've been there.
- No Cristina,
you're much stronger than the rest of us.
- I know, right?
But I
just started a kickboxing
and I've also (cries)
(dramatic classic music)
been sore everywhere.
Watch this.
(Cristina groans)
- Don't hurt yourself.
- The same exact thing.
- Come on, you guys.
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, excuse you Cristina,
you just equated my physical depression pain
that I've been it for a week,
so you doing too many wrests at your across pet gym .
- It's kickboxing,
it's like you don't even listen (cries).
- Cristina is just trying to relate to you.
- Honey, they're basically like the same story.
- No.
It's not.
- Pain is pain.
- No, no, no, no,
don't help her.
Real pain is have to move all of your furniture
out of your apartment
so Kevin can move his new girlfriend in, Braylin.
- I get it.
- I really think you don't.
- Believe it or not,
I do.
Okay?
When I move out here,
my partner,
who was supposed to come with me,
left me.
For their student.
- Oh my God. - Oh.
- Who was 10 years younger than me.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, Jesse, I'm so sorry.
Are you serious?
(dramatic classic music)
- LOL, no, I thought--
(girls scream)
- Yo. - You were so...
- You're bad. - You're awesome.
- Yeah, I'm so pathetic,
I'm so sad.
(girls laugh)
- No, it never happened to me,
but I do understand where you're coming from,
because Marcia and I are thinking of selling
this sofa like house
and that's gonna meet a couple weeks
at the fare mail,
and their service
it's just okay.
(girls groan)
- Oh, baby.
- You guys are exactly living
the same nightmare. - Same moon.
- No, no.
Stop that, you guys.
What she was saying is not even close
to what I've been saying.
None of you are actually listening
to what I've been saying this entire time.
- Honey, I get that.
This is just like when Delta would not listen to me
about bringing my emotional support birds onto the plane.
(Jessica slaps Lily)
- Ouch. - Call me honey one more time.
- Jessica!
Calm down.
Okay.
We're just trying to help you.
- You're not trying to help me.
Because you're a bunch of selfish set of narcissists
who never actually been through anything.
You know what?
Have a great life.
And I hope you can put your head down the sand long enough
the gain a little perspective.
See you never (beep).
(funny classic music)
- That was crazy.
Wow. - Wow.
- So, Jesse, how was your mom's funeral?
(Jesse sighs) (dramatic classic music)
- Boring.
- Oh. - Yeah.
(electronic engines clicking)
- Hey, it's Lily.
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