Hello there, children. [let] me tell you a story about deviantart
Deviantart as you probably know is a website that allows you to upload art to form a virtual Portfolio
So one day. I hate everything found the [website] Deviantart. I thought it was a cool idea
[so] we started to upload some of the stupid he liked to draw and really got into using the website
He then learned about the group feature this lets you join a group focused on a specific theme or or something
Anyway, seeing as he was a fan of the halo games he thought he would join the [halo] lovers club
What a mistake that turned out to be huh so every now and again you get the latest fan art sent to him
Sure, there was some pictures now and again he [had] not seen anything yet, so one day
He just happened to get a glance of this
At this point in I hate everything's life he had not witnessed anything so terrible so he decided to comment
Congratulations for drawing the worst thing on Deviantart quite an achievement
Sure, it was a dick move
But God damn that picture was terrible
and amazingly enough this comment was [not] even true because [it] was not the worst thing on Deviant art because pictures like this and
this and
this
exist
So what's the moral of this story?
Well, you know what I don't have a fucking clue. [there] is no moral
Cue Jesus Christ Deviant art if I'd not already use the hive of scum and villainy joke in the Facebook video
[I] probably would [have] [used] it here actually [you] know what deviantart is not hive of scum and villainy it's more of a
Nest of perversion and terrible artwork as with most of these online
Social Media Outlets site things the idea [behind] them is a good one usually with innocent intentions
It's when the delinquents of the world get their greasy mitts on them that things start to get well crazy
So what is wrong with Deviantart well, but it's simply. It's just filled with Absolute bollocks
[you] [do] get some really impressive stuff in plenty of abundance mind you but for every really good picture there about I
Don't know 40 billion terrible ones so as with any large
Abundance of people we can split them into subsections
and I tend to like doing that so here are a couple of more extreme examples of what some [people] are like on Deviantart [I]
Put watermarks on all my drawings because I think they're good enough, and I [don't] want people to steal them listen to my fanfiction
Mass Effect plus the Gorn from Star Trek equals Gimli
Commander Shepard looked down at his pants and noticed that they were gone
He then this is my original Sonic character
I call him phonics with an x he's faster than Sonic
But he's not quite as strong. My pony's got flames for its cutie mark. I call it black fire
I made the title of this one. I have to find a way because it's really about ponies and what they're thinking about
It's really serious. This is my pony. It's the best pony of the knowledge [fire]
[he's] got machine guns four-eyes [island] credit to the person who made the base
I took a picture of some trees, and I called it knowing
Because trees [are] smart and just to make it more authentic because I can't be bothered to do any more just imagine. I did another
[40,000] different
Voices for different pony people who have drawn their own ponies
and then you'll have a correct depiction of Diva nut so once you get past the
four mentioned um
King Bollocks
then you actually have the people whose drawings are so good that it makes you just want to give up in life and find the
nearest bridge to jump off because
What's even the point of trying why even bother so if I was [to] break down deviantart to a very specific and and ultimately?
Incredibly scientifically accurate
Statistical pie chart, this is what it would be three percent. Good stuff
356 Percent Pony
29.56 weird Japanese stuff
100 point three six percent furry stuff
10.1% scalese three hundred and six trillion percent Sonic the hedgehog fan Er
And the rest of the percentage is something weird that I probably never heard of and someone will get mad I've already insulted everyone who?
Ready so I don't even give a shit anymore wait a minute. The absolutely terrible Sonic pitch reminds me of something hey Aquaman
[hey], man, you was sir. Yeah. Look at me you why talking like that just stop now. Yeah, you're right
I'll never do that again. That was weird. Whatever do you recognize this drawing. Yeah, I drew it. Oh, right?
Of course you did so this is your account, then you do realize that you spell your own name wrong run
How did I spell [it] aqua main a quay, main?
There's no e in your name [you] big Moron let alone two of them [alright] oops
[I] didn't know seriously what is going on with your [king] voice? Huh? Why a man?
Why is this your your other drawer Jesus Christ?
They're terrible what what is this supposed to be me yeah to picture me and you dancing buddy
It's awful so so awful. I command you to delete your account and get your voice sorted out
This is too embarrassing even for you. Fine man. Geez you know what people this is it
This is the very reason devianart is horrible
Just imagine 10 million [a] quay mains all in one place, and you've got yourself devianart.