we shoulda held on to a little piece of
that thing because the buzz is any
indicator that movie's gonna make some
huge Bank what buzz the internet buzz
what the is the Internet
the Internet is a communications tool
use the world over where people can come
together to about movies and share
pornography with one another these are
looking for movie poop shoot dot-com
poop shoot yeah this is a site populated
by militant movie buffs sad pathetic
little bastards living their parents
basement downloading scripts and what
they think is inside information about
movies and actors they claim to despise
it can't stop discussing ok this is
about Bluntman and chronic right here
inside sources tell me Miramax is
starting production this Friday on their
adaptation of underground comic fave
Bluntman and chronic friday does
the same as playing us in the
movie
no but it's Miramax oh I'm sure it'll be
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon you know they
put them in a bunch of movies who knows
kids from Good Will Hunting you mean
that Moby with Mork from ork in
it yeah I wasn't
but Affleck was the bomb and phantoms
word phantoms like a mall
alright so here we go now this is the
shoot back sections where people who
read the news to chime in with their two
cents for example we got a guy here with
the chick magnet net handle whomp a one
opining on what he thinks about plumb
and a chronic he says blunt man a
chronic and their stupid alter egos Jay
and Silent Bob only work in small doses
if at all they don't deserve their own
movie he's got a point okay what's the
next one say this is entitled them
up their stupid asses Bluntman and
chronic is the worst comic I ever read
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters
a couple of stoners who spout dumbass
catchphrases like the third rate reach
and Chung or Bill and Ted Jay and
Silent Bob them up their stupid
asses who the said that guy
calls himself Magnolia Finn are here
check this map Jay and Silent Bob are
OneNote jokes that only stoners laugh at
their clown shoes if they were
real I'd beat the out of them for
being so stupid I for one will be
boycotting this movie who's with me
then there's like 50 more posters of
people who are joining Spartacus Sears
boycott
kill all these Fox
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