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So they're making me the judge in some kinda huge world leader contest
Yes, we told him he was going to be the judge
But literally it was the only lie that could get him there
'Cause he gets really bored in meetings
Wheeeee great chair spin!
There's Tony!
Digging the formal shoes, I like those
Thank you, very much
Yeah, they're cute (thank you)
I like it here in Vermont
It's cool
(Nervous laughter)
We can just stand here and sway
Hey, throw this trash away
Okay, that too
Doesn't he look like he should teach at a university?
Ah, Frank
Hank
Ohhh, Diet Coke
It's here cuz I brought it
MINE
It's mine
All right?
Everyone here is having less fun
You gotta let go
Tell your friend to let me go
Hey, you feel like you want that?
Huh?
You want that cake?
Yes
Yeah?
Could you give me a bite of it?
How's my favorite charmer?
He's here!
And now we look at the penguin
HA HA HA... HEE HEE HEE
I'm kinda cramping up, so I'd probably avoid the lasagna
[fart sound]
Friend you know I'm not sick, so that was you wasn't it?
Nyet, no
No? Hmm, okay
[fart sound]
Was that you?
Nobody thinks it is me
Gotta stare right at the face
Can I sniff your ears?
Let's see here (sniff sniff)
Other side (sniff)
Ohhh, interesting
Nice dress
Thank you very much, I threw up on it
Hey hey hey, leave her alone
Hey, maybe you've heard of me
As the big WHIPPER
Wood and gravel are your leading products
Oh - uh... really?
Yes, sticks... sticks of wood
Hmmm
You have hairpiece yes?
Are you saying "hair piece" or "herpes"?
Like, when you put much more hair on top
No, I don't have herpes
I just now realized something:
You couldn't make a starfish any quieter
Cuz you can't hear a thing
Hey, ever eat a poodle?
You should look at your pores
They're so big
You will ride your bike
That Huffy? It's bullsh*t
Umm, you're joking, okay?
I umm... I could get an Uber
Vermont's been fun, but I got big news
I'm going to Seoul now!
It'll be great to finally be in Asia
He's gonna find me a drink
A cola
Since there wasn't one at the kooky cafe in the mountains
Boo
We're having a good day, I must say
I looked at some foreign stuff here
Like a thick giant eagle
I held a baby that looked like a peanut
Like WITH the shell
It's weird if you're not expecting it
Later, I walked very slowly over to the DMV to meet my buddy KJ
Yeah, I was thinking -- HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??
Ughhh, never mind bud, never mind bubbe
This guy's a riot
Okay, go get the apple I brought him now
It's in the fridge
Just go ahead and get him the apple and he'll eat it
Mmmm yeah I don't think that's too smart
Unless you maybe eat a little of it first
Because, uhh -- is it really clean?
To show that it's cool to eat, wiggle your ear
Heh heh heh heh heh
[clears throat]
Uh oh
I'm sorry
Hey bud, it'll be fine
I think that you'll kinda learn from this
But what lessons had I learned during my travels?
Well, I learned it can be a bad idea to work with family
I don't like your suit OR your tie! [laughter]
It's true!
I don't care [laughter]
Wait didn't give it to me?
Most disturbingly, I found out that ketchup isn't really from an animal
It's a vegetable, and now I'm scarred
Give me your hand please / Hold on
Give me your hand! Give me your HAND! GIVE ME YOUR HAND!
Hush! Okay? [crunching sound]
Does that hurt?
Yes - ow
Uh huh, now you will never have normal fingers...
MY POWERS GROW MUCH BEYOND THE SEA
["Bushes of Love" plays]