Sharla: Hello! Val: Hi guys!
Sharla: So you’ve seen my main channel recently, I’ve been doing Japanese quizzes on Val.
Val: Umm-hmm
Val: Hey!
(Laugh)
Val: Don’t look! Now it’s my turn because as some of you know I was born Italy and raised Italian.
Val: So I guess I’m gonna treat you to a few words that I have.
Sharla: Oh god! I’m scared! I don’t know any Italian whatsoever.
Val: NONE! Useless.
Val: So here we go!
Val: Number one.
"Aria”
Sharla: Aria
Sharla: Adios?
Val: No
Sharla: Goodbye?
Val: a-r-i-a
Sharla: Aria
Sharla: Area?
Val: No
Sharla: Artichoke?
(laugh)
Sharla: Area or Areloa was close.
Val: Areola
(Val cackling) Sharla: WHAT! AREOLA! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Val: No Sharla: Oh ok
Val: What! That would be funny if you just said. Sharla: No wonder you’re picky.
(Laugh)
Sharla: I don’t know
Val: It actually used for musical term, but it means something else. Some of you might know right now
Val: It means, “Air”.
Sharla: Air! Oh wow
Val: Or light and airy in musical sense
"basso"
Sharla: basso basso basso
Sharla: Oh my god! These are hard.
Val: No, they’re not. I picked really easy.
Sharla: Bus? Val: No
Val: That would be octopus.
(Sharla snicker)
(Val laugh)
Val: Close
Sharla: Oh my god! I don’t know. Give me a hint.
Val: It’s a person could be this
Sharla: Like a perfection?
Val: No, it's like you are more this than I am
Sharla: Smart?
(Val gasps)
(Sharla laugh)
Val: Wow! RUDE!
Val: No! Actually... they’re short.
Sharla: Oh
(Laugh)
Sharla: I don’t like that one as much so we could just go with smart.
Val: Alright alright alright
"Cartone Animato"
Sharla: Cartoon Animal?
Val: No
Sharla: Oh! Cartoon Animation?
Val: So close. Yes, but it means cartoon
Sharla: Oh
Val: It’s two words, but we usually use to say cartoon.
Sharla: Yay, I got one. Val: Yay!
"Mafioso"
Sharla: Mafia?
Val: Ehhhh…
Sharla: Mafia boss?
Val: Yeah
Sharla: Oh really. Oh that’s cool.
Val: Well, actually that’ll be dull. Mafioso is um… like my uncle
(Sharla snicker)
Sharla: We don’t say this.
Val: Right. Right for sure. Uh okay
“Bimbo”
Sharla: Poor?
Val: Where did you get that from?
Sharla:That's what means in Japanese
Val: Oh really? No
Sharla: Bimbo. Like a hooker?
Val: I knew you guess that so I put it.
(Laugh)
Val: Nope
Sharla: I can only think Japanese.
Val: Stop thinking Japanese
Sharla: I have nothing else in my head now.
Val: A Small child
Sharla: What the hell
Val: Small boy child
Sharla: It is Bimbo
Val: Or Bimba
Sharla: That's a girl. Right?
Val: Yep!
Val: Bimba means little girl. Bimbo. It is just a friendly term
“Padre”
Sharla: Friend?
Val: No
Sharla: I thought something meant “friend” like com padre
Val: Yeah I guess, but not.
Sharla: House?
Val: No
Sharla: I’ve heard somewhere BEFORE.
Val: Probably me on the phone
Sharla: I know this one. Yeah
(Val laugh)
Sharla: Padre Padre Give me hint
Val: It’s one of your parents
Sharla: Papa? Dad?
Val: Yes, thank you. Except that is more formal tone to use. “Yo padre” instead of “yo papa,” you know.
"Porcellana"
Sharla: Kind of cheese?
Val: No
Porcellana (Sharla imitates the accent)
(Val laugh)
Sharla: Porch?
Val: No. I love your accent. Porcellaaana
Sharla: Give me a hint
Val: It’s what makes of those cats over there
Sharla: Oh porcelain
Val: Thank you
Sharla: Porcellana
Val: Alright.
Val: “Tempo”
Sharla: Speed? Paste?
Val: It could be, but I used it as a different tempo
Sharla: Tempo Tempo Tempo
Val: Like what’s outside? Really bad
Sharla: Rain?
Val: Really bad
Sharla: Weather?
Val: Yes Sharla: Oh
“Carta”
Sharla: Carta Carta Carta. Uh give me a hint.
(Val Snicker) You see, how I feel that I knew Japanese and it's like (shocked) I don’t know.
Val: You draw on it.
Sharla: Paper?
Val: Yeah
Sharla: Really? Oh yeah
Val: But if you do catra igenica, that's toilet paper. YOU IGENICA! Hygiene paper
Val: You general…haha General paper
Val:" I’m gonna go and tell mom, Mom, you have general paper that I could borrow!?” (Laugh)
Val: And this last one is meant for you to really not get it.
“Preservativo”
Sharla: Preservative?
Val: Which means?
Sharla: Oh… condoms?
Val: Yeah Sharla: Ah
Val: And that is that. Sharla: That’s interesting!
Val: Good for you! I think you got two.
Sharla: Yay! Val: Yay! (clap hands)
Sharla: Maybe three Val: Maybe three, yes
Sharla: Ok, that was fun Val: Yeah
Val: So there you go! Sharla: Hope you enjoy this and learn some Italian.
Val: Well…I can tell you more in my channel if I ever get to know how to edit a video
Sharla: Yes, Val has a channel here. Val: I do
Sharla: She doesn’t really upload much recently. Val: Not really.
Sharla: But you can subscribe and hopefully in the future she will. Val: Subscribe and maybe
Anyway. Bye. Thank you for watching!
Ciao. (blow kiss)
Subtitled by Jhoe Rosales.