so today I'm gonna be reviewing some
high fashion because that seems like
something a nineteen-year-old on the
Internet is qualified to do in the past
few weeks I've seen a ton of youtubers
and bloggers that I follow vlogging
their trips at Fashion Week and because
I am far too irrelevant to be invited
I'm just gonna sit at my desk and
critique these runways from my computer
so the first one I'm gonna look at is
Gucci Gucci has been killing it these
past couple seasons and I actually kind
of stopped watching Broadway shows for a
while but last winter I watched their
runway and I really really loved it I
thought it was so cool and quirky and
really original so let's see you wow
this is very I'm just try to figure out
what this need at least it's turning
heads
I am ooh okay I like this I like this a
lot
oh wow that model looks like she wants
to murder you and eat your mother I
think the color on that dress is super
cool and I'm sure without the jacket the
detailing on the dress is gorgeous as
well oh no she looks like a penguin she
looks like an angry Russian penguin
she's holding a snake what she did is
that alive I'm not a fan of the ski
masks but I think this dress is very
interesting it's very like boho Beyonce
isn't that cultural appropriation Gucci
is it she wearing a pagoda on her head I
know I don't know how I feel about that
moving on Valencia Olga let's see this
was just on the front page of oh honey
this is literally the shirt that people
who like to do green screen effects have
to wear so it covers up their hands um
oh boy imagine like shaking hands with
somebody in that shirt imagine having to
pee in that shirt would you just like
this dress is cute
this isn't like groundbreaking or
anything but that's something that I'd
wear to like the Golden Globes or to
like a fancy New Year's party Alexander
McQueen is one of the designers that
originally really got me into fashion
sometimes when I'm in you know I'll just
like block off an entire day of my
schedule it's just you in a Bergdorf and
get lost in like the [ __ ] seventh
hour maze of expensive clothing that I
got to touch an Alexander McQueen dress
and I was like oh I didn't try it on
though because I think the sales
associates can like smell the poor on me
boom Wow okay
unlikely this is going I'm generally
just a fan of a whole like deconstructed
to menswear trend ooh okay I [ __ ] with
this this is so cool I love the belt
as you guys may be able to tell from
like all of my prickles I'm really
really about like that silhouette where
it's a loose top and then it crops at
the least and then you have something
like high-waisted and tight with it I
don't know I think it's just so
flattering and it makes your waist look
so snatch even if you're thoroughly
lacking abs like me I really like this
one the white blazer under the weather
jacket that's very unexpected but I like
the juxtaposition call me Anna Wintour
oh boy this dress is kind of crazy but I
really like it I don't want her present
on the fringe but I really like what's
going on with the top detail here
something that I really want to see more
of in stores is like these sweeping kind
of sweetheart wide necklines I think
it's so flattering it shows off your
collarbones really well I think if you
could just kind of take the same vibe
from this dress and make it into like a
little prop top I think that'd be super
cute for Sachi here we go okay I I
really like this look it's not like a
combination of like Tommy Hilfiger and
what Gucci was doing a couple seasons
ago the colors are like weird but they
work okay getting further down here that
is a lot of color this reminds me of I
don't know if you guys had this when you
were in middle school but there was this
like paint program that was like super
90s oh my god it was called kid pics
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and it literally like the best days of
my elementary school and middle school
experience we were just good to play
around with that program and like drag
the cursor around and make trippy ass
artwork okay this look is actually from
Valentino spring 2018 collection which I
think actually showed in September I get
really really confused by all the
fashion season because actually I came
out a couple months ago but I want to
show you guys this I thought this was a
really cool example of how you can send
something like really unique and
high-end down the runway but it doesn't
have to like blast people's eyeballs off
I just love everything about this look I
think the colors work really well
silhouette is so cool I would buy that
jacket it has like that exaggerated
shoulder but it's still very flattering
and I love the bow feels with it - it's
like this quirky sophisticated Safari
look which I'm noe in - let's see what
Valentino did for fall though and no
cable lines heaven looks like somebody
caught up a Snuggie messages I'm not
sure the cut of this dress is the most
flattering especially around the waist
at the way it flares out but I really
really like what's going on with the
neckline here again like I said I really
really like that super wide neckline
especially with long sleeves you feel
like it's very like Victorian but in a
sexy and not super repressed way let's
see what Balmain is doing she looks like
the sexiest burrito I've ever seen
can I put my double meeting you okay
this is from Christian Dior fall 2018
and I was gonna say that this looks
really cool but that's what I've been
saying about every single look so I
really like Alexander way my second
favorite Alexander of Fashion Week god
damn these girls quickly Faris straight
out of the matrix I would let her murder
me any day I love it's done with these
zippers - I feel like it's doing a good
like way snatching body contour but in a
way that's not super obviously like I'm
trying to deceive your eyes this is like
Chanel went through an edgy phase in
high school hopes you go I'm gonna wrap
it up thank you so much for watching and
I will see you guys next week bye
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