♪ We're so close now It's easy to see ♪
♪ Just take my hand And follow me ♪
♪ Together we will be all-- ♪
[choking]
[coughing]
A spitball?
Not bad, Phoebe, but you need to work on your...
not choking.
[rock music playing]
♪ You've got a little secret Something I never knew ♪
♪ But what's so special is The trust between me and you ♪
♪ I care about you deeply I want you to know ♪
♪ I'll never speak a word About your bonus toe ♪
♪ (Your bonus toe) It's no biggie ♪
♪ (Your bonus toe) So get jiggy! ♪
♪ (Your bonus toe) With your extra piggie ♪
♪ I'll never speak a word About your bonus toe! ♪
♪ You're hanging at the beach With your friends in tow ♪
♪ For some sun, some sand Some surf, you know ♪
♪ Then who should appear From around the way ♪
♪ But that clueless guy Who ruins the day ♪
♪ He's the worst guy At the beach ♪
♪ (He's the worst guy) ♪
♪ The worst guy at the beach ♪
♪ The worst ♪
♪ When you find the best spot And there's no one else around ♪
♪ Then he sets up his chair Puts his 'brella in the ground ♪
♪ Too close to you All up in your face ♪
♪ He's got a lot to learn About personal space ♪
♪ Everybody's chillin' But he don't care ♪
♪ Shakin' his towel Getting sand everywhere ♪
♪ There he goes Spraying out his suntan lotion ♪
♪ Without a sorry Or a 'scuse-me motion ♪
♪ He's the guy who doesn't Have a clue or hunch ♪
♪ He'll be texting things and Walk right through your lunch ♪
♪ He wrecked my sandwich My chips, and caused a hassle ♪
♪ Then he stepped on Jenny And destroyed her sandcastle ♪
♪ He plays sports But lacks coordination ♪
♪ Everything he throws Ends in a random location ♪
♪ Volleyballs, beach balls And flying discs ♪
♪ You'll wish you had a helmet 'Cause we're all at risk ♪
♪ He's the worst guy At the beach ♪
♪ (He's the worst guy) ♪
♪ The worst guy at the beach ♪
♪ The worst guy ♪
♪ He swings a surfboard Over his head ♪
♪ The damage he causes Is really widespread ♪
♪ And wouldn't you know it? He can't even surf ♪
♪ It's time for this dude To step off our turf ♪
♪ According to this sign Feeding birds is illegal ♪
♪ But he's giving bread to every Single pigeon and seagull ♪
♪ Look out now They're getting ready to swoop ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air 'Cause here comes the poop ♪
♪ He's the worst guy At the beach ♪
♪ (He's the worst guy) ♪
♪ The worst guy at the beach ♪
♪ He's the worst (The worst guy) ♪
♪ Today was so much fun ♪
♪ I'm glad that we were here ♪
♪ And now it's time to go, ha! ♪
♪ We gotta pack our gear ♪
♪ Wish I could leave his butt By the seaside ♪
♪ Me too ♪
♪ But he's my little brother And I'm his ride ♪
♪ He's the worst guy At the beach ♪
Ugh, why does he have to be here?
♪ The worst guy at the beach ♪
♪ (The worst guy) He's the worst! ♪
♪ This guy is such a bummer ♪
♪ He's messin' up my summer ♪
♪ He's the worst guy At the beach ♪
Oh, ow!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about that.
I'm just gonna... Thanks.
♪ The holidays, the holidays The holidays are here ♪
♪ Tonight's the Nickelodeon ♪
♪ Star-explo-deon Chocolate-float-eon party ♪
♪ Enjoy the holiday We'll have games to play ♪
♪ Pin the hat on the elf ♪
♪ We got puppies Dressed up as reindeer ♪
♪ A volcano Flowing with treats ♪
♪ Marshmallow chairs to sit on ♪
♪ They're comfortable And sweet ♪
♪ Snow cones, popcorn Candy canes ♪
♪ Giant ice cream Freeze our brains ♪
♪ And healthy snacks for me ♪
♪ And some are gluten-free ♪
♪ There's a roller coaster Down the hall ♪
♪ A ball pit filled With big snowballs ♪
♪ And a guy named Moe ♪
♪ Best of all, we'll share This night together ♪
♪ Holidays are better With your friends ♪
♪ It's so great To be here with each other ♪
♪ Let's all hope This party never ends ♪
♪ The holidays, the holidays The holidays are here ♪
♪ We're at the Nickelodeon Trampolodeon ♪
♪ Cookie dough-deon Guy-named-Moe-deon ♪
♪ Mistletoe-deon Winter snow-deon ♪
♪ Lights-a-glow-eon Bubble-blow-eon ♪
♪ Ho-ho-ho-eon Ho-ho-ho-eon ♪
♪ Party! ♪
♪ Don't look now But I'm bringing the hammer ♪
♪ This is where You wanted to be ♪
Check out the noob they replaced me with.
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
Wow, he's really cute.
Sure, but can he play guitar?
[guitar solo]
♪ There's something You gotta know ♪
What are you doing, dude?
We're supposed to play Bonus Toe.
All right, new plan. Watch me for the changes, try to keep up.
[rock music playing]
♪ This is a song about Phoebe ♪
♪ So Link put down that drinky ♪
♪ Phoebe didn't tell me About your extra piggy ♪
♪ I needed a song To get a band this giggy ♪
♪ So I stole a page From her diary ♪
♪ And I passed it off As a song ♪
♪ Diary ♪
♪ Phoebe wasn't the one Who broke the trust ♪
♪ It was her awesome brother ♪
♪ Maximus! ♪
[playing the piano]
♪ Just put A smile on your face ♪
♪ And make the world A better place ♪
♪ 'Cause there is beauty That's around you ♪
She's good.
Time for her to choke.
♪ Lend a hand And help out someone's day ♪
♪ Be the kind of friend ♪
Not on Wednesday's watch.
♪ I'm standing Right beside you ♪
♪ And this is the kind Of world I dream of ♪
♪ The kind of world I dream of ♪
♪ The kind of world I dream of every night! ♪
♪ And this is The kind of world... ♪
Let's see if she can handle
Evan's "Don't Say Goodbye" chocolate cream pie.
♪ The kind of world Where everything's alright ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Da, da-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Da, da-ta-ta ♪
♪ This is the kind of world I hope for ♪
♪ The kind of world I want more ♪
♪ The kind of world Where everything's alright! ♪
♪ The cow eats bamboo Then it goes poo ♪
♪ The pot-bellied pig It goes boo-hoo-hoo! ♪
[rock music playing]
We are the Meerkat Fun Time Happy Band!
Hope you're having a great time!
On vocals, it's Maxaroo!
Hey, I'm having a hoppin' good time!
On guitar, it's Giraffester!
[guitar solo]
[cheering]
Hanging out over here on the keyboard,
it's Gideon J. Rhino!
[keyboard solo]
And all the way from Germany, Wolfgang,
which I've been told is German for "gecko"!
[drum solo]
And who's that girl who's been blowing your mind
on the pan flute?
It's Phoebe Froggerman!
[pan flute solo]
♪ The horse goes neigh When it wants some hay ♪
♪ The farmer feeds the horse Then it's play, play, play! ♪
[cheering]
Thank you, Meerkitties!
Heh, good night!