- Oh, hi there!
Well today we're trying on
- [All] The one size fits all dress.
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- Honestly, I'm a little hesitant
because I feel like the one size fits all trope
is really just to get people to buy it
and try it out and see if it fits
like a bunch of different sizes.
- I think one size fits all if gonna be very difficult
for a lot of different body sizes.
- I'm a size 14,
so I'm right at the range between
regular and plus size.
- I don't like one size fits all anything,
but I feel like this one is gonna work
for some weird reason.
- I have faith in it only because
I feel like it's gonna be stretchy.
- I dunno how you can claim to accommodate
everyone's different body type.
Seems like a lie to me.
- I've worn a dress once before.
It was also for a video,
but I really liked it.
- The Internet has never lied to me before,
so why would it start now, right?
This dress will fit me.
- Okay, let me, let me see this thing please.
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Ooooo, okay.
- Alright, let's check out this bad boy.
- Well this is long and flowy.
- It's red. (laughs)
- First of all, it's a lovely color.
- I don't wear color.
- Oh I like the color.
This is kinda cute.
- Okay, it's very bright.
- This waist though, this waist situation.
That is, look at that.
That's a teeny waist.
Actually okay, this gets pretty wide, so I mean.
But I don't, I don't think this is truly
all-inclusive of one size fits all.
- It's very stretchy, as I suspected. (laughs)
- Okay, it's stretchy.
- Well I'm gonna have to figure out what to do with this.
- The straps are intimidating.
- I assume this is where your body goes,
and this is your multi-waist strap system.
- It's like, like a Jedi robe.
- Uh, nice date night dress if you're going to Olive Garden.
I dunno, that's probably not as fancy as this dress is.
- I'm gonna see if I can take the,
take the formal out and increase the ho, so.
The whore-mal, whore-mal.
I'm gonna make it whormal.
Formal but fashion.
I dunno, I'm just gonna go change. (laughs)
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- You can call me the Internet because I'm viral.
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- Okay, I actually don't hate it,
which bothers me that I don't hate it.
- I like it.
I like it more than I thought I was gonna like it.
- God, no. (laughs)
No, no. (laughs)
- Oooo.
I like this.
- It's cute, it's comfortable.
You can spin around in it.
You can do some squats in it.
- I don't know what to do with the strap.
It's really long.
- I like it a lot.
I'm really surprised though.
Like I was like so worried.
I was like trying to put it on in the bathroom,
and I was like this is gonna be so ugly.
It's like one of those wrap dresses
that you can tie like every which way.
- You would have to pick a really good bra
to wear with this.
It's not as conducive to like a normal bra.
- Oop, yeah.
I would need some sort of protection right here.
- I like it.
It's definitely like salsa dancing,
like the flamenco emoji like shh, shh.
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- Wow, hey. (laughs)
Uh, you know what, okay.
- That's cute; I like how my tattoo looks in it.
I need the right bra, but this is really cute.
I want the world to see. (laughs)
- You kind of see my bra,
so you'd have to feel like not wear a bra
or wear pasties.
- The girls look situated.
- I got some weird tucks happening.
I think part of it's in my pocket.
- I feel cute; I feel sexy.
You know, little bit of back, you know what I'm sayin'.
Make 'em look back at it, ya know?
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- If this was like under $25 on Amazon,
there's a thing I would definitely buy it.
- I can like wear it as a bathing suit thing
or wear it around my house.
- If it doesn't work for you,
but your friend doesn't have a dress with them,
they can borrow your dress.
- I'm just really surprised at how comfy it is.
- How much is it? (cash register ringing)
No.
- It's gonna go in my closet,
and I'm never gonna wear it.
- This is great.
This is ho, and this is fashion baby.
- I would buy this if I needed it for something.
- It's just not for me.
- It's cute, don't get me wrong,
but it's just not my type of dress.
- I would buy it if it's like $10 or something.
- Like after the club
when I'm too tipsy to function,
I could definitely see this as like a night gown, too.
- If I were in the market for a dress,
and this dress was $25,
then I probably would buy it.
With my limited knowledge of dresses,
this one seems like a keeper.
- I think maybe I would buy this for $25,
but like return it the next day.
- You know what, accept it.
'Cause this is sex.
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