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and so many of the humor of the profitsystem is narrated and typically most of the humor and if
not all of it our profit system would use double meanings because he never said a lie he never so
seldom said a lie so what were the humor what was the humor of the processor he'd use a phrase he'd
use a word the meaning that comes to mind is not the meaning that is intended but both meanings
are permissible by the language and there are so many instances of this or insult at times he would
name somebody something as a point of being funny or as a point of being humorous or as a point of
earning the heart of this person by using a a gentle name a sweet name that a name that would
make make the person love the prophet saww Salem an asymptomatic the young child an asymptomatic
was seven years old when his mother said that I'm gonna give you honest all day long he'll be your
servant so he gifted and this was not a slave he gifted the mother gifted the time of Ennis that
throughout the day you'll be with the process of him come home at night to our house so anise
would spend ten years with the Prophet sallallahu alayhi wa seldom and he tells us that at times he
would he was a child he's seven eight years old the processor would tell him to do something and
he would be going on his way and people would children would be playing so he'd stopped to
play but he wouldn't listen so he would do what every child does so the next time the Prophet
system gave him a command he said yeah they'll do nain oh you of two ears listen to him about
to say - he called on us oh you have two ears meaning you didn't listen to me last time make
sure you listen to me this time Anna says that I had a younger brother I had a younger brother who
would have a pet of a bird this bird in Arabic is called no Laird it's a small little bird with red
stripes on it and it and this bird fell sick so the child took it and took it as a pet he
took it as a pet and he would carry with it all the time and this was a young boy of maybe four
years old five years old one day the processor saw him crying in the corner so he asked Ennis
what is the matter with your brother so he said his new layer' died his little pet died his little
boy and you know typically this little boy is not addressed in the audience I'm the processor
wouldn't say anything to him because you know he's a four or five year old boy so in front of
everybody to make the boy feel so special to make the boy feel as if he is being paid attention in
front of everybody the process of addressed this little child and he invented for him a Cunha he
made for him a Cunha which is not something you do for a five-year-old that's what you do for an
adult but to make the boy feel special and he said that famous phrase which was reported in Behati
yeah about Oh mayor Madden no head no father of her mayor this little boy is not the father of
anybody his name is Amarillo about oh man just be joke full get some humor yeah about Oh male
what happened to your little bird so here it's not quite a joke per se but it's being somewhat
humorous it's like lightening the moment so that this child feels consoled so that the child feels
this is Rasulullah saw some addressing me in this big audience where Abu Bakr Omar are sitting and
he's taking time out and smiling at me and saying yeah about oh man my father novela boramae what
happened to your little bird in order to calm the child down and it is also reported that in fact
the processor actually said what we would call jokes and the famous hadith is Ansari Bihari as
well and I would I would that a man came and he said o Messenger of Allah I you called to go out
on an expedition I volunteer I'm gonna join the expedition and I will go with this force but I
don't have any camel so you will have to give me a camel to ride on now in Arabic a baby camel is
literally called what I do not a baby camel when you wanna say a baby camel there's no word baby
you say what I do not go so the process and I'm said I don't have any thing to give you other
than what I do not wanna do now cut the child of a camel and the man said o Messenger of Allah what
will a baby camel do for me because once you understand from wanna do now is a baby and the
Prophet SAW said wasn't every child wasn't every camel born by the previous camel isn't every child
wanna do napa so what i do not linguistically it means that the offspring of a camel but it's
understood to mean the baby of a camel so when the process him said i only have a baby camel what
he understood a little camel and the processor him then joke with him said and what is a camel
except the child of another camel isn't every child wanna do napa is in every camel wanna do
napa and of course there's the very famous story that we've all heard of growing up and it is an
authentic hadith it's an authentic hadith that when the processor was sitting with the Sahaba
an old lady hobbled up and she said ya Rasul Allah make dua that Allah causes me to enter Jannah make
dua that Allah causes me to enter Jenna and you know you see this sweet old lady you see this
lady you know she has such a sweet heart what not so the prophecies have wanted to cheer her up how
did he tear her up by saying something that was true and yet humorous it was true and yet it was
a joke he says oh oh a mother or aunt or lady or an unfallen haven't you heard old ladies will not
enter Jannah haven't you heard didn't didn't somebody teach you this all ladies shall not
enter Jannah so the hadith says farewell wellit's you know she started like raising her voice what
what's gonna happen now how am I gonna enter Jannah and so the profitsystem said didn't you
read what Allah says in the Quran in and chat na hoona in shia virgil na hoona of quran ruben at
urabá we shall bring them back and recreate them in national ninja and we will bring them back to
be young beautiful maidens o Falana o me Falana allah azza wa jal will not cause you to enter
Jannah as an old lady you will come back to being at the prime of your youth at the most beautiful
the most beautiful then Allah will cause you to enter Jenna now imagine if the process them
didn't say this humorous he just went straight to the point you will enter Jenna it's not as
good it's not as uplifting even she the happiness she would feel after the joke is much more than if
the process him simply said that you shall enter Jen rather than say you're gonna enter Jannah he
actually was humorous with her and she said old ladies don't enter Jenna and then gave her the
good news you shall enter Jenna as a beautiful young lady as you were that's how you're going
Oh Jenna so this actually hadith demonstrates for us the purpose of the humor of the prophets
asylum that it is meant to make a point to uplift the cheerful spirit to make people
feel better and this is a part and parcel of our religion that we're supposed to cheer people
up we're supposed to uplift the spirits and at times the best way to do that is through humor