Would you say you're adept at technology?
Because I have found, in this time of quarantine,
you've gotta be pretty good with computers.
You've gotta be able to get on Zoom.
Are you able to do all this stuff?
No, I'm doing pretty good.
You know, I love what I do.
This new age is technical and I really like TikTok.
Because I do stupid stuff every day
and I just want to, you know,
I want to put up--
tomorrow, I'm going to put on TikTok,
"Trump going to jail! Trump going to jail!
"Yes, he is! Yes, he is!
"Trump going to jail!"
(laughing)
And then it's a dance craze.
I shouldn't've said that because
I don't do Trump jokes anymore, so, you know.
And by the way, we need to have a garage sale, too.
Because I've got all these Trump jokes around here
stinking up things.
I need to get rid of them.
You know, I've been happy not talking about him.
Exactly!
I have to say, I know that some comedians say,
"Oh, I'm going to miss doing the Trump jokes."
And I think, I tried to not talk about him,
even the last year of his presidency.
I just got tired of it.
And so, I'm enjoying this time.
I think it's going to be a good time for comedy, actually.
I don't know about that.
I mean, I'm doing right now, within the last week,
what has happened in America.
On the 21st, I felt like a freed slave, you know.
[Conan] Mhm.
Just great.
And then I have, of course I'm Democrat,
I was for Biden, but Biden,
I like him but, I don't like it.
I mean, this guy is,
I mean, he's doing some great stuff,
but he's not good for us comedians.
(laughing)
I've got no joke on him.
I've got no joke on Biden.
You know what, that was the same,
you know, I remembered us talking about this
when Obama was president,
he was tough for comedians because he's this
handsome, smart, you know,
competent man, who's working hard to
make the country a better place,
and, you know, where's the joke in that?
Where's the joke??
But you know what I'll say?
As a patriot, I'll take the competent president,
over the jokes.
And if it means that my business suffers, so be it.
My business does not need to suffer.
I'm having problems with Biden.
He walks in there yesterday,
using his four letter word, "Plan."
Now, when's the last time we heard the word, "plan?"
(laughing)
It's been four years!
I mean, that's good with the plan, but it ain't funny!
(laughing)
That's not funny.
He walks in with his COVID team yesterday.
Mhm.
Doctors, scientists, epidemiologists,
infectious disease specialists, with a plan.
He didn't come in there with family members
and some guy pushing pillows from mypillow.com guy.
(laughing)
I mean, it's good but it ain't funny.
You're right, this is a terrible, terrible time
for American comedy.
He's not funny, you know.
He's doing that and this guy, look at him,
what he's doing, to top all of that off,
he's making full, complete sentences.
When's the last time we've heard that?
(laughing)
Joe Biden, I like him, but it ain't funny.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
We gotta move him out.
And he hasn't been on a golf course,
it's been a whole week.
(laughing)
How are you supposed to run a country
and make a country better without
being out on the golf course,
you know, freeing your mind?
(laughing)
so, he's good, but it's not funny.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you're right.
This is a terrible time.
I like him but--
Terrible time for our country.