dude the new chef at school sucks really
what's wrong with it all there is is
salad
what's wrong russell don't you have
enough to eat
no i just wanted some real food dirk why
don't you mind your own business
well tripp and i are skipping the rabbit
food going straight to dessert yeah
dessert where did you guys find that
there's a secret stash i got a friend in
the kitchen you want some
yeah all right i'll grab it for you
wow dirk is being nice i'm so surprised
maybe we were wrong about him all along
oh here you go russell i got you a fresh
banana cream pie
great let me have it
so i'm thinking of running for student
council this year oh man you know it's
rigged
yeah but they're doing such a rotten job
they canceled the spring fling dance
homecoming
yeah i really hate that student council
is just a popularity contest we really
need people who try harder did i hear
something about student council
luckily i'm president yeah what he said
oh it's just that russell here was
thinking about entering the contest
felix they don't need to know
you on student council sounds more like
stupid council yeah you couldn't even
hack it on the football team
what it's not my fault you can't catch a
football
go along
ah too hard man
maybe you should be playing nerf ball
instead
yeah you'll never take my place as
quarterback besides you run too slow
oh yeah well i prefer to run through
people not around him uh you two care
for a demonstration
no thanks russ the bus yeah at least
we'll have dates for prom
what do you want a medal yeah we're
going to prom too oh yeah you guys going
together
i have my pick of girls in fact i might
even take two
well i'm thinking of taking two girls as
well good one russell
what so they can carry your food
burn
no because i have so much bling it takes
two to wear them all you know what i
don't have time for this let's go
and they walk out in defeat
what are you working on russell
i'm configuring access levels for the
teachers
what are you doing somebody else's
project
yeah i'm kind of doing this assignment
for him he said if i do it that he'd
make me equipment manager for the school
team
don't you mean towel boy
well it's one of those situations where
he asks you to do something and you
can't exactly say no
he's got a lot of power around here
nobody's got more power than
this guy he's class president
captain of the rebel team
and not to mention last year's prom king
well that's got to change
look how he treats us well i guess
that's why they call him dirk the jerk
well it's about time that we turn the
tables on this guy
russell is fed up with dirk's teasing
but is there any way to stop it
hey julia oh hi felix you know prompt's
coming up
yeah we know what's it to you
well i want to know if you
julia have any plans
yeah she does she's going on a double
date with me
really
yeah with dirk wait dirk
maybe he should just go on a double date
with himself
yeah isn't he just too into himself
it's okay he'll probably let tripp go
too
oh russell there you are oh hey felix
hey i was wondering if you could help
principal richardson out
principal richardson
i i'm not in trouble am i no no no he
needs help with his vpn access
he's already got vpn access
oh no no no he wants it on his phone
he's kind of a klutz with stuff like
that dude you don't need me why don't
you do it can't i'm android your iphone
that's right
okay fine maybe i'll be owed a favor
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excuse me principal richardson yes
russell i need you to help me out with
my phone felix said you had problems
getting on the school website
it's not just the website it's the vpn
that's the secure
connection for the staff only
yes i know virtual private network all
you have to do is open up the right port
and white list the mac address
say what
on an iphone
well you also need the server
credentials
and of course the multi-factor
authentication oh and i guess they want
my first born child too can't you just
do this for me
yeah i guess i could
but can you put in a good word for me
with mrs williams for my english grade
fine i'll fix your english great can you
just get this done for me
okay
oh i'm gonna need your passcode eight
six seven five three oh nine
eight six seven
five three
oh nine
that's too hard to remember
yeah a675309
8675309 i got it i got it good i need my
phone back tomorrow
so richardson just gave you his phone
and his passcode yeah it turns out
district office has their own app just
for teachers and staff really they got
their own app what's it for
it looks like it covers everything
class schedule grades student council
even cafeteria
man
imagine how you can make someone's life
miserable with that thing yeah if
principal richardson didn't like
somebody he could really make their life
difficult
yeah it's a good thing there's no one in
the school you need to get revenge on
yeah too bad at least while i'm in there
i can fix the lunch menu
pizza for everyone oh can you put some
sushi on there too
you know crystal you're like the
luckiest girl in school i know but could
you tell me why
because you're shoeing to be prom queen
every girl's dream
prom queen
i like the sound of that
well after all you are going with class
president
school quarterback and last year's prom
king that's right
yeah i know we're going but what about
my friend julia yeah you know what i
might let her go with me also
wait what about me
i need a date too
wait isn't three a crowd
fine i'll let tripp come too yes hey
it's not a double date
finally some good food in the cafeteria
yeah what other high school serves sushi
crystal how am i supposed to eat with
these things it's simple it's like doing
a manicure but with food
dude what's up with the cafeteria it's
all pizza and sushi nah man they're all
out of pizza
yeah it looks like russell took all the
pizza and i don't know how to eat sushi
come on let's go get some donuts
dude i can't believe you got all this
done yup it was easy now that i got the
principal's phone
speaking of which
i have even a better idea
better than pizza
really
yeah really isn't the football team
about ready for a change oh
what do you have in mind
let's just say the principal should
touch base with coach fisher oh i like
it now that russell was able to change
the cafeteria menu i wonder what else he
can do with the principal's iphone
you wanted to see me coach the the
message said it was urgent
yeah but i wanted to meet with you and
russell
russell what does he have to do with
anything
that's on a need to know basis and you
don't need to know
yeah what's up coach
all right russell i'm glad you're here
listen dirk i don't know how to break
this to you so i'm just gonna say it i
got a message from my boss and russell
here is our new starting quarterback
wait what about me well dirk
now that you mention it we do need a
towel boy
one thing you need to learn in life is
every position is equally important
it's just a title after all
oh great
bye bye towel boy
you know russell you're such a fantastic
athlete i think you should try out for
the rebel basketball team also
there's already a dirk on that team but
he's not a jerk like that guy
so it turns out coach made me starting
quarterback really oh dirk has to be
devastated
how did that happen anyway
i don't know supposedly district office
wants him off the team
well all i can say is he got what he
deserves and oh you still have
richardson's phone
yeah i'm all done setting up the vpn i
just have to run it over to him well
before you do can you send a message to
mr manning from the principal
mr manning the math teacher that's right
principal richardson your phone's done
great so is there anything i need to do
to get this pvn to work
vpn nope you're good to go it's all
configured in the app and network
settings
thanks russell
what's this email
dirk's been kicked off student council
isn't he class president
district here says he rigged the vote
well yeah it is kind of a popularity
contest
well not anymore because i have to
appoint his replacement
oh
well if you want i can give you some
recommendations
i don't think so
because i know exactly who should take
his place
what's the deal with you getting kicked
off student council and i'm not class
president anymore
well at least you're still the school
quarterback because that's the only shot
you have at becoming the prom king again
about that
didn't you hear
dirk here isn't quarterback anymore
what now you're kicked off the sports
team what's next it's all a mistake
crystal i swear
derek
you and i need to talk
look who's in trouble hope you don't get
detention
quiet traitor i guess dirk's not going
to prom now
uh i didn't want to go with him anyway
who would
julia does this mean you're not spoken
for
well actually i was hoping to be asked
by you
wait i thought you were going with me
we have a different double date in mind
dirk
i just got your revised placement
numbers from the office
so
according to this message i got your
math skills are at a fifth grade level
that can't be right i've taken math in
all my grades
oh regardless you don't have the test
levels to be with everyone else in this
class i'm bumping you down
bumping me down
what does that mean
you have to take a special class it's
called introduction to math
what about crystal what about trip what
about all my friends
you'll make new friends he'll just be a
lot
younger
than you
great why do these things keep happening
to me
see you in my class in a few years
my life is ruined dirk what's wrong dude
i'm no longer class president i'm not on
the football team and i just got bumped
down to freshman math and dude you also
lost your girl really what else could go
wrong well if it isn't dirk the jerk
looks like you found a new prom date
why me
turns out russell made student council
is the new football captain and got the
girl but will he also make the
basketball team
is this the basketball tryouts
what are you doing here i want to make
the team i've been playing since i was
seven playing with an easy bake oven
lunchroom's over there chubby but the
flyer said it was open for everyone yeah
that's why i'm here
all right i'll let you make a fool of
yourself i'll put you up against our
best player dirk where is he anyway
you're not going to the big new year's
party
no plans
are you asking
oh look
hey guys what are you up to
uh nothing i was just talking to jada
about new year's
as a matter of fact dirk was just bet
jada should go with my friend trevor
uh huh
hey coach sorry i'm late
ladies stay seated while dirk gives a
demonstration
okay all you can eat
your turn
lucky shot
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every
now and then
oh great
breaks the rim
okay heavy duty that's enough
good work we'll be announcing tomorrow
in the classroom who made the team
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and
that's all for today
see y'all on the court
what about me coach
nice try doughboy
we'll see about next year
congrats on making the team justin
thanks man
but i can't believe you didn't pick you
what's coach zero's problem anyway
maybe he doesn't want to embarrass his
star player dirk
that's not right you're a much better
player than me or trevor
the way he acts he thinks big guys can't
play basketball well we need to prove
him wrong
hey uh
sorry to bother you principal anderson i
always have time for my students what
can i help you with
well me and my friend russell we tried
out for the basketball team i got on but
he didn't look there has to be a reason
he picked you over russell
while he was criticizing his weight and
calling him names thank you for bringing
this to my attention
i'll talk to the coach and i'll get this
resolved one way or another
you want to see me principal anderson
yes i have some questions about this
year's team what about russell scott are
you giving him a fair chance
he's a slob does that affect the way he
plays
he probably can't even get across the
court without losing his breath
i think there's a way to find out yeah
there is i'll put him through a workout
he'll never forget better yet let's have
a free throw contest in front of the
whole school we'll find out who the best
player is
good then we'll end this nonsense
we certainly will
you know a certain person hasn't asked
me to new year's yet yeah i was thinking
of well look who it is what do you want
dirk
you ready for the free throw competition
i'd hate for you to be embarrassed for
the whole school
i'm ready i'm like you i don't need help
from coach baldy
well when you do need to practice just
remember that they have a sale on nerf
basketballs down at target
you should know your shooting style is
so soft
you don't understand i only want to date
nice guys
i am a nice guy i saw the way you
treated russell
russell wants to be on the basketball
team i mean look at him he doesn't
compare to me he's much better than you
are hey man there you are and we're
going to the new year's party together
you're going to lose that free throw
competition our final competition is
between our champion duck
and
this
new kid
russell
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way to go dirk
[Applause]
lucky shot for a rookie
[Music]
that's it that's my guy
okay dirk show him your stuff
way to go dirk
you got this dirk
[Music]
[Applause]
looks like we're going into overtime in
this competition
[Music]
this guy is out
[Applause]
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coach he blocks me that's not fair
life isn't fair
be a man
well everybody
it looks like russell is our new
champion
and the new team captain
[Applause]
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you