Piper Hart wants you to think
that the entire world's against her.
I'm not okay.
I am not okay!
But it turns out that Piper is Swellview's biggest menace
especially to two people, Henry Hart and Jasper Dunlop.
But which one of them is Piper's greatest victim?
Let's check the evidence and find out.
Rolling barrel!
Sorry, I, uh... I thought that would help.
Stop helping.
Okay, I'll stop.
Are you lying?
Yeah.
That's it.
Thanks a lot, Jasper.
You know, Piper, you have an attitude problem.
[screaming]
Your sister's nuts!
You better just go.
All right. Come on, Ron.
This isn't over, Jasper.
You're going to pay in this life or the next.
[screaming]
A cake, why is there a cake here?
Mm, not bad.
[screaming]
[laughing] Got it!
[laughing] You've been caked!
[laughing]
What is wrong with you?
Do you know how bad that freaked me out?
Yep, that's a sock. Hey, what are you doing?
Being safe. If you fall,
this rope will keep you from hitting the ground.
I'm not going to fall.
I don't know.
[popping] [groaning]
[screaming]
Help me!
When I laugh, fire comes out of my...
[Piper] Henry!
[groaning] Piper's at my door.
Okay, but tell me what side effect--
I can't talk now, just come over.
Okay, Piper just...!
Where are my headphones?
Did you just kick open my door?
Mom said you had 'em yesterday. Where are they?!
Wh-
It wasn't even locked.
If I tell someone the secret,
I will get something I want so bad.
You've got to keep the secret.
Well, how do I resist the temptation?
With this.
What's that?
This is a learning tool.
Give me your hand.
'Kay. Now what?
Tell me the secret.
But I'm not supposed to.
It's okay. I'm a life coach.
Tell me the secret.
All right. The secret is--
[groaning]
Why?!
I'm helping you learn to keep your secret
by causing you pain when you try to tell it.
Oh. All right, I get it.
Good. Now... tell me the secret.
But I don't want to get zapped again.
No, no, we're done with that.
I just need to know your secret so I can help you more.
Oh. Okay, don't tell anyone this but--
[screaming]
[groaning]
Oh, hey. Can I borrow your YoPro camera?
- I knew it. - What?
You brought me this 'cause you want something.
Come on, man.
No way. I spent over 100 bucks on that thing,
and I'm not lending it to anybody. Sorry.
[groaning]
Jasper!
Oh, hey, Piper.
Did you go into my bathroom and take my curling iron?!
Yeah, but--
Hey! Don't you yell at my Jasper.
He jacked my Girly Curly.
[groaning]
She yanked on my eyelashes!
Piper! You just hurt someone I love.
Yeah, and I'm just getting started.
- Wait, wait, wait! - No!
- No! Stop! - You want some more?
- Piper. - Piper, quit that! No! No!
[slow motion] No! Piper! No!
I eat one stupid cookie and you have a wazz attack?!
I-I-I was just trying-- Ow!
[groaning] Okay. All right.
[arguing]
You let go of the stick. Let go of the stick.
Ow! My nose! [groaning]
My nose. My nose.
[Piper] Henry!
Whoa, here she comes.
Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
Okay. Okay, I'll stall her. You hide in the back
until you get the video off the cloud.
Okay.
[panting]
Hey, Piper. [giggles nervously]
I'm gonna break you in half!
[screaming]
Okay. Okay.
[screaming]
This is interesting.
Well, I had a pretty bad day.
But this makes up for all--
Sorry, dude.
I hate being grounded. Thanks a lot.
Well, I wouldn't have told on you if you hadn't told on me.
Okay, well, how about this?
Whoa, Piper, you better not!
I... here.
- Oh, he brought it. - Hallelujah.
[screaming]
Get her off me!
[screaming]
Okay. Okay.
[screaming]
Why would you do that?
[panting] I'm so tired.
Quit whining. It was only four miles.
Four miles there, and four miles back.
Just take me up to my room.
[groaning]
I'm gonna die.
Not in the house.
If you're gonna die, do it outside!
[groaning]
You think I'm happy about it?
You just listen to me. I'm in charge tonight.
So you have to show me respect.
Starting now.
Of course it's you.
You know what, Piper? I got forceful fingers.
Deal with it.
Hey, did you know that there's a button
you can press on your keyboard
that lets you type without any sound?
Don't.
I don't believe you.
I'm serious. Let me show you.
Don't.
Okay.
There. Now, no one will hear you type.
That is a good looking katana.
Arigato.