- ARE THERE FEARS LEFT
THAT YOU HAVE NOT CONQUERED YET?
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
- OH, WOW.
PROBABLY SINGING.
SINGING WOULD BE A HUGE FEAR-- IN A MOVIE.
- OH, WHERE'S MY MICROPHONE? - NO, NO, NO.
NOT DOING THAT. NO, I'M WAY TOO AFRAID.
- BUT YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING ELSE?
ARE YOU SCARED OF-- - YES, I ACTUALLY AM.
OF--IN REAL LIFE? IN REAL LIFE, YOU MEAN?
- YES, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. - YES.
IN REAL LIFE, I AM TERRIFIED
OF PORCELAIN DOLLS.
- I HEARD THAT.
NOW, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?
DID A PORCELAIN DOLL FALL ON YOU WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING?
DID IT--
- [chuckles] I DON'T THINK SO.
I MEAN, THERE WAS, LIKE, A TV SHOW THAT HAD, LIKE--
IT WAS "FRIDAY THE 13TH"
WHERE IT WAS A POSSESSED PORCELAIN DOLL.
BUT I JUST THINK THEY'RE FREAKY.
I JUST THINK THEY'RE REALLY SUPER FREAKY.
THEY HAVE, LIKE, REAL EYES,
AND THEY LOOK REAL, AND THEY JUST--
I JUST IMAGINE WHEN I WALK BY THEM,
THEIR HEADS TURN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.
[laughter]
TELL ME YOU DO NOT HAVE A DOLL HERE.
LIKE, JUST-- I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES.
LIKE, IT'S--
- I'M JUST ASKING, BECAUSE--
- OH, MAN.
OH, COME ON.
[laughter]
- LOOK.
- IS THAT NOT FREAKY TO ANYONE ELSE?
- LOOK.
[laughter]
LOOK AT YOUR BODY LANG--
- THAT IS NOT RIGHT. - I KNOW.
- LOOK AT IT.
WHY DID SOMEONE MAKE THAT?
LIKE, THAT DOESN'T--
ALL RIGHT.
[chuckles] - JUST HOLD ONE.
- MY WIFE'S MOTHER--
I'M NOT HOLDING EITHER ONE OF THOSE.
- JUST HOLD ONE. - NO. UH-HUH.
MY WIFE-- [chuckles]
COME ON. STOP.
STOP, MAN.
[cheers and applause]
[laughing]
- COME HERE.
"I LOVE YOU."
- [groans, laughs]
- "I LOVE YOU, CHANNING."
- I CAN'T. STOP IT. - LOOK.
OKAY? SEE? LOOK.
- YOU'RE GONNA--OH, MAN.
YOU'RE GONNA--
YOU'RE LITERALLY GONNA RUIN MY ENTIRE, LIKE--
- ALL RIGHT. - MY BRAIN.
- BUT SEE, THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.
- OH, NO, THAT WASN'T BAD AT ALL.
- NO. - THAT WAS--THAT WAS GREAT.
I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.
- I COMBINED IT WITH TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU.