- 50% of marriages end in divorce.
- 50% last a lifetime.
- Hi, I'm Ned, and I'm married.
- I'm Kelsey, and I'm very single.
- You've submitted relationship questions.
We are not qualified to answer them.
- But we're gonna anyways.
(light music)
- Paula Belen Cancino Sanhueza says,
when is the right time to say I love you?
When you can't go through your day
without thinking about that person.
When you can't breathe without wanting to say
I love you.
- Make sure you don't do that when you're high on ecstasy
at like at a music festival,
because you usually never mean it then.
It doesn't have to be like the movies.
What's a good relationship movie?
Harry Potter? - [Ned] The Notebook.
Harry Potter? - [Kelsey] The Notebook.
- If someone says I love you and you don't love them--
- Yeah, what do you do?
- What you'd really want to say is,
I don't know that I love you,
but I'm really excited to see where this goes.
- You just say, thank you.
- I remember the first time I told my wife that I loved her.
We were holding hands, eating dinner,
something came over me where I couldn't,
I couldn't say anything but I love you.
- It just vomited out of your mouth?
- I just blurted it out.
Blah, blah, blah, I love you. (imitates vomiting)
- And there's also like no pressure to say it at all.
- It was one of the main plot points
of Gossip Girl.
So good.
- Chuck and Blair.
The first time I said I love you,
I drank a six-pack of Budweiser
and I was on the beach.
I was by myself.
Love yourself before you can love someone else.
- Because if you're going to commit to another person,
emotionally.
- Or sexually.
- Or sexually, then you have to know yourself first.
I don't think you can find self love
by just masturbating.
- You don't know what I do on the weekends.
- I don't know what you do on the weekends.