-Welcome back to "The Tonight Show," everybody.
It's time to play "Password."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Our first team tonight -- she's the star
of the Netflix series "Maid," and her teammate
is the host of NBC's "The Tonight Show"
and Saugerties' Sweetheart.
It's Margaret Qualley and Jimmy Fallon!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow!
-And their opponents are the stars of the Hulu series
"Only Murders in the Building."
It's Steve Martin and Martin Short.
-Oh! I can't believe it. We're on.
-That's a booking. -Oh, my goodness.
-That's a booking. -Yeah.
-You didn't know you were here?
-No. Had no idea. -That's a marquee.
-We didn't even know we were doing a TV show.
-Wow. -That's so funny.
-Well, the rules of the game are very simple.
-They are? -Yes.
I will give each of you a password,
and then you are allowed to give a one-word clue --
that's one word only --
to get your partner to guess the password.
The team with the most points after four words wins.
All right, we're gonna start off with Jimmy and...
-Why am I so scared?
[ Laughter ]
-All right. Here we go. -It's your natural state.
-Jimmy and Marty.
-The password is...
-Marty, why don't you start?
-Who's -- Who's -- -Martin's going to start.
Martin Short will start us off.
Martin Short will start the game in one-word clues
to give to Steve, as of one, two, now.
-S-Steve... -Martin.
-Yeah. No. Hold on. -No, that wasn't the password.
[ Laughter ]
-Um, um, electric...
-Are you allowed to do gestures?
-Sure. -Sure. Why not. Why not.
-'Cause it's clearly a lawn mower.
[ Buzzer ] -No.
-Oh. -Jimmy, go. You got it.
-Roomba.
-Vacuum.
-Whoa!
Oh, my goodness!
Margaret. Wow!
-This is a man who has never vacuumed in his life.
You don't go like that with a vacuum.
-Two-handed -- -That's a lawn mower.
-A two-handed vacuum. -That was a disaster, Steve.
You're an idiot.
-The password is...
-I want a different partner!
-Margaret, you're up. -Margaret goes first.
-Oh. Ooh.
Um...
[ Buzzes lips ]
Uh, blueberry...
[ Laughter ]
-Boy, that narrows it down.
-A lot of options there. -All right. Blueberry...
[ All talking at once ]
-Blueberry...muffin.
-Yes!
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-Whoa!
-There was conversationing. -What?!
-No. -Not only did we say
blueberry muffin, but then also, I did this,
and you grabbed me like that.
-That's partners. That's partners.
-She was acting out a blueberry.
-Wow. Muffin. Blueberry muffin.
-The password is...
-Jimmy, why don't you start us off this time?
-Yeah. Okay.
Okay.
-Hmm. -Okay.
-Hmm. -Tricky.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
I'm gonna say -- Oh, wow. Okay.
Um...
Whew.
[ Martin Short imitating crickets chirping ]
-Are those crickets? Those are crickets.
-Internet?
-What?!
[ Laughter ]
What? -You made me nervous.
-Internet?
-Um...Wi-Fi.
-No. -[ Buzzer ]
-By the way, I know this look. It means something else.
-Okay. "Only Murders in the Building."
-No, that's four words.
[ Buzzer ]
What is wrong with you?
-He's plugging his show. He can't help it.
-Okay. "Only."
[ Laughter ]
-All right, Jimmy, you go. You go.
-Uh...
download.
-What'd he say? -Download.
-Download. -Download.
-Ohh!
-Um, I'm thinking we're in the world of...
-yeah, yeah, yeah.
-We need to --
-Mm-hmm. We're in that world.
-Like Blue... -Yeah.
-...tooth. Bluetooth. -No.
-[ Buzzer ] -No.
-It is in that world. It is in that world.
-Really -- Steve, Steve. Look at me.
Focus. Ready?
-Where do you think he was looking before?
-97 words. I'm getting an essay. -Okay, ready?
Podcast.
[ Buzzer ]
-That is the word.
-No. That's the word.
-Oh, shoot!
-Oh. That is the word.
-I hate when that happens.
[ Laughter ]
You couldn't help yourself. Yeah. Okay.
-What were you going to say?
-When you tell me to focus, you got to plan.
-Margaret. -Margaret.
-This is the last one. -Don't look, Marty.
-The password is...
-Steve, you're gonna start us off.
-I got first?
-Yeah, this is worth one billion points.
-Wow. Okay. -That's a lot of points.
-Uh, femur.
-Leg.
[ Buzzer ]
-Cheating already. Cheating, cheating, cheating.
-Okay. -The cheating twins.
-We're not the cheating twins.
-Uh, duh, you are.
-So, he said femur and leg. That's what he said.
And then I'm gonna go a different direction
and I'm gonna say, um...
funny.
-Oh. There's only one word, man.
I'm gonna say this on the count of three.
One, two, three.
Bone.
-Whoo!
-Wow!
A billion and 16 points!
-That's what I'm talking about.
Margaret Qualley, the champ. Steve Martin and Martin Short.
-We got nothing. We got zero.