the category tonight and this is very appropriate considering sunday is mother's day top 10 pieces
of advice i have given my child that's a good category top 10 pieces of advice i have given
my child and now we're very lucky tonight presenting our special mother's day list
10 celebrity mothers how about that oh this is going to be great yes 10 celebrity mothers
in other words are these mothers who are celebrities mothers who may in fact be
celebrities in their own right but also the mother of somebody others have celebrities
others couldn't be celebrities in their own that's right here we go number 10 the rock's mother atta
screw law school i want you to get into wrestling
that's right screw law school i want you to get into wrastlin
number nine martha stewart's mother martha
stop and smell the roses then clip them and dry the petals to make a spring collage
that's pretty cute
number eight the mother of brad pitt jane
don't believe all the hype you read about yourself honey actually you're a short overweight ball guy
what number seven kelly ripa's mother essie
smile and nod and no one will realize how much regis irritates you
number six ellen degeneres's mother betty
remember a good man is hard to find
number five christina aguilera's mother shelly
make sure your midriff's covered before going out on stage i didn't say she listened to me
number four jeff gordon's mother carol
speed limits are for sissies yeah that's right
number three leonardo dicaprio's mother irma lynn
you want to impress your mom buy a new house for mother's day why not
number two ashley and wynonna judd's mother naomi
always remember to put family first that's why i'm here doing letterman so you don't have to
that's very generous it's a very lovely gesture
and the number one piece of advice i have given my child
the ios satellite all the way from indianapolis indiana my mom dorothy here we go
david don't be a smart ass
happy mother's day thank you very much that was very nice
thank you very much for being here
there you are happy mother's day thank you very much that was very funny thank you again
thank you so much for being here
and now we have
since uh because i can't be there in indianapolis with my mother we we have a guy standing by who
sort of looks like me to give my mother the roses send in the guy who sort of looks like me there
happy mother's day mom nice to see you again
thank you very much great job happy mother's day everybody