Woman- Alfred!
how was the water?
sandbar is open right?
Person- open!
open 100 %?
sandbars!
all right, guys
the sandbars are open, let me go ahead and talk to my neighbors, see what's going on
so
the sandbars are 100 % open
so, they're coming from more than likely, Sands Key
so
little scarab
look at the waiting list here, guys
I mean, it is a busy
busy Chit Show
oh
look at them
Woman- look, Loleidy, look where is he at
Woman- Leidy, turn around so you can be recorded!
Alfred- enjoying, gentlemen?
how was the water?
was it good?
Woman- clear water
watch out, watch you!
watch out, you're gonna crash here
a big crash
and then boom, hit the rocks
a 100 %
hundred percent hit the rock, boom, there's the rocks
and there goes the Chit Show guys, welcome to
the Chit Show, my name is Alfred Montaner, and
we are filming
a port, oh no, now they're in the mangroves, the motors, none even in the water
good lord, what is this?
oh no, wait
wait for it
oh
those are protected mangroves, guys!
no, anything but this!
oh, come on, I didn't want to get that!
oh boy, oh no, no, no, we're not getting the camera off of this
don't look anywhere else guys, this is where the Chit Show's at, right here
um
damn
well
guys
they wanted to be on camera, but, I don't think it was like this
oh no
what is this, gentlemen? Oh no
turn off the motor!
turn it off!
the motor is gonna get ruined!
push it, push it from there!
I'm telling him to take turn off the engine, the whole engine is all the way up
maybe they're going to burn the impeller
they're going to ruin the engine they gotta push off of there
somebody's got to push off the rocks now
wow, what a Chit Show, goodness!
I've been
doing like the good Samaritan work here lately, I don't know, it's unlike my character
Man- look!
well look, they're gonna be here guys, they're gonna be here for a while, cause
somebody's gonna have to push them off
hold on a second
oh my goodness bro, this doesn't, I'm telling you, this
this is the Chit Show, guys
look at Chit Show live over there, Chit Show live is enjoying every every ounce of this
some horrible human beings
yeah, if
I wouldn't have told him to stop the engine he still would have been stuck over there, he stuck
he's stuck on
on the rocks
hold on guys, damn, I'm gonna have to do this bro, hold on a second
damn it!
man
I'm walking along the side, see if I can help them real quick
wait, gentlemen
Woman- the Minga is calling you
wait, wait
Man- slippery over here
don't worry about it, listen, get the helm
all right, I'm gonna push the boat get the helm, who's driving?
Man- I'm driving. Alfred- okay
hold on, hold on
Man- you were waiting for the Chit to happen
Alfred- no, no, no, no, anything happens, get out of here, because...
this is a problem! Oh my God, what is this?
oh, I know, trust me about it, I got life insurance
Alfred- oh my God. Man- how about I hold you? Alfred- no no no, relax, I'm gonna
I'm gonna wet my shoes
ready? Look
I'm going to push, you put the engine down
Man- accident
go, okay
all right
Man- thank you. Woman- thank you!
put the motor down and go forward just a little
but put the motor on the water
Man- okay
Man- now you put it down. Alfred- all right, guys
oh
man- and that's too much!
relax!
don't worry about it, oh my God!
what is this, guys?
oh!
I think I just got
poison ivy
oh man
oh boy
my back
back to work
that was horrible, sorry
ah, man
hey
ah
there
I got them out of there
but
they're going somewhere else now
holy smack
sorry about that, guys
but
they were stuck on the rocks, I told them to put the engine down
holy smack, damn, my feet are wet
damn, I hate getting my feet wet out here
all right, well
we're gonna
we're gonna make this a dedicated video
here with
you know, I helped, guys
you can't, you can't
you can't feed a village
by yourself
you need Mr Beast
all right guys, oh
well
we did one good d for the day
we probably did 30 bad
but I think, I don't know, maybe that one didn't
I don't know
I hope he's watching, I hope he's watching!
it's crazy!
oh boy
get ready guys, get ready
get ready
let's see who passes who
he's got him, he's got him
he's got him guys, he's got him
he
who's gonna win, guys who's gonna win?
this one...
or...
this one here?
looks like they're together no fairness, so
we shouldn't even start a fight
how crazy would it be these guys started racing right here in the channel
let's go see what's going on with this sonic
we'll get him now, we'll get him now, we're gonna get shot killed with the Tree of Death
let's see if he gets that angle, and then I can get him back
I want you guys to see boats, you guys like seeing boats
so, comment if you like this boat
all right
come on
come on sonic
he's coming, he's coming!
oh boy
what happened over here? What is going on? Why did somebody take his ramp?
there's the sonic
oh no, oh no!
what's worse than Barcero music?
a three-year-old getting screamed at by his parents
oh, and scolded, scolded right behind me
good lord, I deserve it all
oh boy
Man- Alfred!
what's going on!?
how was the water?
Man- very beautiful, man!
sandbar? Did you go to the sandbar?
Man- yeah
was it busy?
Woman- yes! Alfred- yeah?
Man- yeah
I gotta go out there
Man- busy for you today?
we'll see
it gets good now!
Man- don't film me, please!
no, don't worry. I got you, you're not being filmed at all
I'm gonna wait for it
Man- huh?
I'm gonna wait for you
Man- no, man
what side is your best side? This side or this side?
that side?
the who's who
that's so funny man, you guys are awesome over here on the Chit Show
Man- but finish it now!
Man- the first
oh oh
we have a fight here brewing guys
get off my lawn
Century 26
versus The Javelin
who do you got, guys?
did I mention my feet are wet?
hey
I'm gonna say it
don't forget to like and subscribe, amazingness
that's what we do. Na, na, I'm just kidding. I'm just
well, I'm not gonna give you, guys
over here without finding out the final thing what's gonna happen
to the boat I rescued, to the family I rescued
oh boy
oh, wait for it. I gotta make
up for all that kindness and niceness that I did
waaaait for it, come on, guys
oh no, oh no
do I really, do am I really gonna get some...
Barcero music right now at the very end of my clip?
it doesn't end
guys I'm gonna leave this unscripted
and uh
and uh I don't know, just random, because
you never know what's gonna happen
oh yes, please leave, leave with that music, leave
Man- gonna put that on your YouTube video?
it's a good day
we'll get you twice, don't worry
and we'll get you three times, today's your lucky day, Johnny!
all right, guys
um
this little Javelin
um, I think he's gonna be a hero, because
there's a lot of what we call in Spanish "alarde", alarde
is kind of like, he's making a scene, he's there's a lot of what we call in Spanish "alarde", alarde
is kind of like, he's making a scene, he's
he's trying to to be a little too loud, you know
making a scene trying to attract attention and
theoretically, those are those moments that you go ahead and get
the hitting to the pole of faith
there they go guys, there though, there's the family I rescued!
oh no, oh no, wait for it!
this is the end of the show guys, what do we got? oh we're gonna get shot killed, oh no!
oh no!
no, no family!
it's a family guys, it's a family, they got this together
a family that stays together
grabs the pool of faith together, my friends
and I
rescued them
from
the craziness
my name is Alfred Montaner and you're watching the Chit Show, guys
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