Can we ever really get enough of Gordon Ramsay?
The man is everywhere.
If not on TV, he’s giving us a crash course in gourmet
cuisine online.
Even if you don’t find him there - you’ll definitely be seeing a lot
of him on Twitter.
Here are some of our favourite, and some of his most savage
interactions with the tweeple of the internet.
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PETE All Pete wanted was a little attention
from the Master chef himself when he tweeted at him.
The least he could do before he hit that send button was to snap
back to reality and carefully go over every decision he made in his life that
lead up to the confidence to put this so aptly called disaster online.
Sucks for Pete.
Sucks for Gordon Ramsay too - imagine having to look at that while you
scroll through your feed as you wait on a lunch that is probably ten times better
than this unappetizing mush right here.
You can almost hear the disdain in his tweet back at Pete, as well as the
apprehension in the fact that this dish was meant to be a steak in the first
place.
Honestly?
We’re super apprehensive about that as well.
ALEXIS Oh alexis.
Poor, sweet alexis.
She really tried, you know?
With the rice, the siracha and possibly every veggie on the
planet stuffed into imperfect alignment and imbalance onto a… wheat tortilla?
Ugh.
Also – do you dig the Valentine’s Day theme?
We sure don’t – look at that uneven distribution of like, EVERYTHING?
And the sauce, OMG - don’t get us started.
You know what – maybe she didn’t try hard
enough.
Like, even Gordon isn’t even close to impressed, and sort of echoes us in the
tweet.
It’s here we see history being made.
It’s the most candid confession of the year.
It’s because of this taco - this one, unevenly sauced and stuffed
wheat based, no meat only veggies like BROCCOLI stuffed taco – that Chef Gordon
Ramsay is not a vegetarian.
JAMIE Look at this plate.
Just take it in for a second.
It’s like a whirlwind of evil, of all the things that shouldn't ever have to
be put together – like your friend and their ex?
Nah, more like this plate of evident MUSH RIGHT HERE.
Let’s see what we have here – crinkle cut fries, mozzarella
sticks.
Those two work well themselves, we must admit – but then, tossing them up
like a salad into a plate of beans?
Like, you couldn’t have put it on the side, in
like, a bowl or something?
Are you for real, Jamie?
Did you even try?
Thankfully, Ramsay agrees with us on this one.
It totally makes us very, very sick too, man.
It IS sick, and not in a nice way, but in the worst, most twisted way possible.
JOLLY This one isn’t that bad right?
Everything seems to be in proportion and in place,
and while it isn’t the best of presentation, it’s still better than the
vomit inducing visions of vomit we’ve encountered so far, right?
WRONG.
The only reason this looks slightly better is
because everything isn’t mushed up into one thing.
So let’s take a look at each ingredient of this dinner.
Pineapple Ham, eh, whatever.
The peas could have been better too – but it’s not like they’re
inedible.
Tomatoes, fries – impossible to mess those up – but wait!
Those eggs?
HOW can eggs be so fried AND DRY at the same
time?
Congratulations on slaving away four hours of your life for some dry eggs,
Jolly.
ANOTHER JAMIE Sometimes tweets can be read as pure
poetry.
And like all great poems, they too need a source of inspiration.
This favourite in particular came from what can
only be described as a (hopefully) hot mess.
There’s a leg of chicken there?
Or maybe it’s salmon.
Either way, it’s falling apart much faster than my life, so
that’s reassuring.
To the untrained eye, this just looks really ugly, and very hard
to digest – even as an image.
The one thing that we couldn’t put our finger on,
was the one thing described as pure poetry.
“Who stole your Asparagus tips?
Lost for words” is by far one of the most iconic, honest responses on this list.
ALEX Now this one just hurts to the bone.
Alex here really did try, with his limited
ability to impress the man.
So sweet, so pure, and oh so innocent.
Down to the mustard smudge and precise angling of the
store bought hors d’oeuvres probably on sale for 2 for 1.
Alex comes across as a humble kinda guy who knows his worth –
three stars, right?
And the smiley face?
Definitely turned upside down the minute he read GR’s savage response.
Really now - does Ramsay come up with these on his own?
Because they’re brutal!
Look at the buildup on this one!
“You’ve got a great future in my industry...” – that’s good
right?
But then he hits hard with the truth, … “As a customer.
Ouch.
No ice or cold water is going to help Alex or us,
for that matter, to recover from this sick burn.
JAMES Oh my god... that is a sandwich?
It’s like someone vomited chopped up veggies in someone’s
pocket.
Oh wait, that’s the table mat that got a higher rank than the sandwich itself.
Imagine each uneven, extra crispy and most times,
proteinless bite.
And then, out of nowhere, there’s meat, and the next thing you know
is that your sandwich has split and everything
has fallen apart.
Suddenly you’re left with mushy lettuce and maybe some morsels of bread that
hasn't managed to fall apart.
Now the one thing that has us confused is this: is the sandwich
or the man that assembles the sandwich the source
of one of Ramsay’s most iconic moments on television: The Idiot Sandwich.
Our vote is BOTH.
CASS Now this one is plain creepy, but too good
to not put in this list.
While it’s not really weird to hit up your biggest celeb
crush with the creepiest of messages that they’ll never see - buuut we know by now,
that Gordon takes the time to go through all his tweets apparently.
Sadly, he had to see this one too.
The call to action here is extremely straightforward and
possibly one of the biggest curves the internet has seen.
To the point and so unnerving, mostly because of the full
stops from a man that is trying to keep it together because of the barrage of tweets
like these and more.
But, can we blame her?
Have you seen his chest?
And DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LAMB SAUCE episode?
She should have gotten some sort of a grade
for being meta, as well as her Photoshop skills.
TYLER Sometimes, simple and subtle just works
best, y’know?
If you’ve ever taken a look at Gordon Ramsay’s cooking videos, you
know what goes into the food is love, patience and effortlessness that comes
together in a pleasurable, minimalistic plate.
And if you’re a dad, then it’s just expected of you to be effortless,
minimalistic, no fuss and very patient, you know?
In this regard of being a great chef, a great dad, as well as an A-List
celebrity tweeter and food critic, Chef Ramsay does not disappoint. Tyler here
asked him an honest question, like any fan would.
And Gordon Ramsay, the icon, the Master chef – couldn’t help but let loose
the dad within that seeps out only on Master Chef Junior in sweet, poignant
moments we are all blessed to have witnessed after Hell’s Kitchen – he just
tells it as it is.
How does one get his autograph?
With a pen, of course!
IAN Now it’s almost as if they’re baiting
him!
Undercooked looking meat was probably a bit too much for the sensibilities of this
sensitive chef – and in addition to those atrocious feet in the frame – of course
he was distracted!
Even from so far away, it’s almost as if what little garnish
exists on those less than appetizing looking wings eerily resemble what could
possibly be ashy residue from ashy looking feet.
No wonder Gordon Ramsay himself is so worried about Ian’s feet - and the fact
that they’re disgusting, ashy, uneven, un cut and still in frame.
Like Chef said, “Disgusting...
Seriously?!”
KELLY Now this one was a little surprise.
Kelly here names some very appetizing sounding
ingredients to have been put together by a non professional, and given the
presentation of the dessert plate after such a scrumptious sounding meal, it’s all
in sight, right?
WRONG.
Unlike uninformed food chompers like us, professionals know
exactly what’s wrong with just one look.
We didn’t catch on soon enough to be repulsed - it was probably that
strawberry, or fresh looking raspberry – possibly the pretty sprinkles and swirl
combination, but Chef Ramsay knew what was up.
So precisely put – making us want to take MANY steps back from this pleasant
looking platter.
“What’s the weird squirt on your plate Kelly?”
Not even bothering to use punctuation, we see that Gordon was
very tense while tweeting this.
Thank god he caught it in time – what even IS that
squirt?
A vegetarian taco inspired heart and arrow gone wrong?
CORALTAE We’re all but too familiar with school
lunches and how horrible they can get.
From burnt rubbery roadkill to something trying to pass off for a slice of pizza –
it’s about time someone did something about it.
So, when twitter user Coraltae tweeted at Gordon Ramsay in what can only
be described as youthful exasperation, we were surprised by the reaction.
It wasn’t a savage tweet (okay, it was pretty
savage, we’ll give it that) but it was, also, some pretty relevant critical
commentary.
Coming from the Master Chef himself, a man who has cooked for people
from all ages groups and walks of life, from little kids to seasoned adults, he
knows what he’s talking about.
Which is why when he says something is depressing,
we ought to take it very seriously.
And when he says he’s seen Prison food that
looks better than this, we can almost hear poor Coraltae’s cries of sadness and only
hope something was done about that barely there slice of cheese along with
absolutely no seasoning or even the slightest amount of condiment.
JOHN Oh John, COME ON!
Sure, he’s kept his asparagus heads on, and his shrimp look
fine, we guess, on a skewer and everything – but it’s definitely an eyesore.
Gordon knows it, we know it and you know it too.
What in the world is that RICE?
We know how old it is though, Gordon was kind
enough to elaborate: “OLDER THAN ME” THE MASTER CHEF HIMSELF!
Who even cares if the portion is small?
The food is busy walking into the grave at the cemetery next door,
one sprained footstep at a time.
EVAN Really, Evan?
Sure, it looks juicy and incredible - but who in the world is going
to want to tilt their head sideways for a bite of brunch?
Gordon Ramsay’s right, you know - he’s never wrong, really.
Now if YOU believe it’s super easy to bite into
this, you’re either lying or are a boa constrictor - the only reptile capable of
unhinging its jaw in order to eat prey bigger than its mouth.
Wouldn’t it be better to be a human being than a snake?
That means living in a world with these tweets!
Isn’t that a dream?
CHRIS Chris really tried, alright?
The poor kid probably thought this was his day, and was
definitely proud of himself and his wondrous creation of “poached egg in a
noodle soup” (read very slowly) The title speaks for itself, the colours...not so
much.
Maybe it was the cilantro?
Or just a lot of pepper.
Maybe, just, maybe he shouldn’t have burst the yolk before he
put this picture online.
We mean, props for trying and all that, but there is no
way in hell that this should have been allowed in the first place.
Where were his parents, to protect him from the wrath of
Master Chef?
Apparently too busy to prevent their kid from getting Slayed with
one sentence : “Looks like toxic scum on a
stagnant pool.”
Yikes.
Everything hurt after reading that, and it wasn’t even our
tweet!
Well, we hope you liked this iconic
compilation of savage Ramsay Tweets!
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