Narrator: THE CRABBER OLYMPICS, HOOK TOSS TITANS.
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WELCOME TO THE "CRABBER OLYMPICS."
THIS IS THE HOOK MAN FREESTYLE-THROWING CONTEST.
AND, KEITH, HOW ARE THE CONDITIONS TODAY?
CONDITIONS ARE PRETTY FAVORABLE FOR A HOOK TOSS.
I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
IT'S REALISTIC, ANYWAYS, EH, BILL?
I NEED WIPERS. I DON'T KNOW.
CAN I WATCH THIS ROM THE WHEELHOUSE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
REPRESENTING THE YOUNG GUNS,
HE'S BEEN CHUCKING HOOKS SINCE HE HAD BABY TEETH,
DAZZLING CAPTAINS FOR OVER A DECADE.
HE IS NICK McGLASHAN.
-WHOO! -COME ON, FREDDY.
AND FOR THE VETERANS
WITH A FISHING CAREER
THAT'S OUTLASTED MOST CIVILIZATIONS...
AAH!
Narrator: ...THE STORIED SULTAN OF THE SEA, FREDDY MAUGATAI.
-WHOO! -HEY!
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SO HERE'S WHAT WE GOT.
THIS IS A FREESTYLE HOOK TOSS.
ALL RIGHT? WE GOT THREE PLATES.
BREAK THEM IN ANY ORDER, DOESN'T MATTER.
AND THEN THE LAST ONE IS THE MOVING TARGET.
THAT LIFE RING, YOU GOT TO PUT IT THROUGH THE RING.
JUST KEEP THROWING UNTIL YOU COMPLETE THE COURSE.
WE'RE DOING IT GOLF STYLE -- LOWEST SCORE WINS.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO IT.
SOON AS BILL BLOWS THAT WHISTLE, IT'S GAME TIME.
NICK, YOU'RE UP FIRST.
BE CAREFUL, GUYS.
ROUND ONE -- BREAK THREE PLATES.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
OH, WE GOT A SWING AND A MISS.
-OH! -AND ANOTHER.
JUST RELAX.
-OH! -WHOO!
COME ON, NICK. OH.
IT'S A LITTLE TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS, I GUESS.
-HEY! -THERE YOU GO.
-WOW. -ONE MORE.
OH, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD-LOOKING MUG
YOU'RE GOING AFTER THERE, NICK.
-I'M GOING TO GET YOU, KEITH. -NO, YOU'RE NOT.
OH!
OOH, JUST ABOUT!
-YEAH! -THAT'S IT!
-WHOO! -YEAH!
-COME ON! -HERE YOU GO, SIR.
Narrator: TO TAKE THE LEAD...
I THINK FREDDY HAS GOT THIS.
FOR DAMN SURE.
Narrator: ...FREDDY MUST BREAK HIS THREE PLATES IN UNDER SEVEN ATTEMPTS.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
-GO! -OH!
HE'S GOING TO KNOCK THE POT OVER.
-RIGHT! -THERE YOU GO.
-THERE YOU GO. -WHOO!
I'M GOING TO SHATTER THAT THING.
-COME ON! -OH!
-ALL RIGHT. -THROW HARDER.
-OH! -OH, JUST ABOUT!
COME ON!
-OOH! -BY TWO THROWS...
THERE WE GO!
Narrator: ...FREDDY PULLS AHEAD OF NICK.
[ BELL DINGS ]
-LONG ON. -LONG TOSS.
NOW IT'S ROUND TWO.
GET IN THERE, FREDDY.
FURTHER TESTING THEIR ABILITY TO THREAD THE NEEDLE,
COMPETITORS MUST HOOK THE SWINGING LIFE RING
15 YARDS AWAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE IT ON THIS ONE HERE.
-COME ON, FREDDY! -YEAH!
GO, GO!
-OH! -OH!
OH!
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY HAS GOT THE WINDAGE TO DEAL WITH HERE.
All: OH!
-GO! -OH!
OH-HO-HO-HO!
-THERE WE GO. -YEAH!
Narrator: AFTER FREDDY'S 11 TOTAL THROWS,
NICK NEEDS TO HIT THE RING IN THREE ATTEMPTS TO SNAG THE "W."
THAT ARM HAS GOT TO BE SORE, MAN.
NICK, YOU BETTER NAIL THIS ONE.
YEAH!
Man #2: COME ON, NICK!
-YEAH! -HIT THE MONEY.
Bill: THIS YEAR'S REIGNING CHAMPION...
NICK McGLASHAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WELL DONE FOR BOTH OF YOU.
THAT COURSE WAS A LOT TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKED,
AND THE CHAMPION OF THE HOOK TOSS IS NICK MCGLASHAN!
WHOO! YEAH!
Narrator: WINNING BY THREE STROKES,
THE YOUNG GUNS TRIUMPH OVER THEIR ELDERS.