Okay, now this was supposed to be a video about vampires.
But as part of my vampire stuff,
I also wrote out how I would resolve the hunter war in a quick episode prologue.
Now, if you want to skip ahead to that bit - this whole first part is
about how my stupid brain turned a dumb idea into a full-blown obsession and a
brand new Season's worth of episodes of Teen Wolf.
But if you're just here for what happened to Tamora Monroe jump on to the end of the video.
ICC Justice: Tamora Monroe guilty as a co-perpetrator...
Vampires in Teen Wolf, I get questions almost
weekly about what a vampire would look like in the Teen Wolf Universe.
These keep coming in despite the fact that Jeff Davis said early on that we'd never,
ever, ever see a vampire in Teen Wolf because the concept is played out and way overexposed.
So, that should have been the end of the what about a vampire and Teen Wolf video,
because the general public is not clamoring for more vampire stories right now.
And if they're really desperate, there are several projects already in production.
But then my stupid brain went
MSB: Well, what if the network forced Jeff to include vampires
in a new season? What would those look like?
That's how my stupid brain sounds.
I came up with an alternate history idea.
episode season and the story has to include a vampire as the big bad."?
Jeff would not be happy.
But Jeff likes Chris and he knows a lot of people depend on Teen Wolf for a job - so in
this alternate universe 2017 - Jeff would agree to do it and then flip the script
and find an absolutely unrecognizable vampire legend that he could twist to his own designs.
It wouldn't necessarily be malicious compliance because MTV is getting a legit vampire
albeit one that has nothing at all like a legit vampire.
Then I stumbled on the perfect almost unrecognizable vampire legend.
It is from China. It's something called the Jiangshi - forgive me if I pronounce that wrong.
Anyway, once I learned all the different ways that that creature has been portrayed
over the centuries, my brain started clicking with all the possibilities.
And I ended up breaking a number of episodes for
an imaginary vampire season of Teen Wolf - all on a Wednesday afternoon.
Now, I'm not going to make you sit through that whole thing right now.
But in the very first episode I wrote out a prologue scene to
start the season by summing up the end of the hunter war and that I will give you.
Okay, episode one starts in 2019.
Monroe is convicted and a list of her crimes against humanity is
read out during the sentencing at the international criminal court.
ICC announcer: Please be seated.
ICC Justice: This is the summary of the decision on sentence pursuant to article 76 of the statute.
The chamber, composed of Judge Anna Fulford and Judge Elizabeth O'bodo
and judged by prosecutor Renee Blocker,
delivered the judgment pursuant to article 74 of the statute on the 14th of March 2016.
It found Tamora Monroe guilty as a co-perpetrator of the charges
of conscripting and enlisting children under the age of 15 years
into the international terrorist group known only as the hunters.
And then using them to participate actively in hostilities against
civilians globally within the meaning of Articles 8/2 and 25/3 of the Rome Statute
from late October 2013 to the 13th of August 2015.
Now, she only gets 30 years in this venue but she's also convicted of
crimes in four individual countries and so she spends the rest of her life in prison.
It's not the ending most people wanted for her but it's the one I came up with.
Anyway, that's how my Teen Wolf Vampire Season would start. That's the first episode's prologue.
I don't like doing multi-part videos because they honestly
don't do very well and it ends up feeling like a waste of my time.
But then, if I do it as one big story video,
it takes weeks to produce and those videos don't really do very well either.
So here's the deal - the few, the proud, the roughly 30 percent of viewers who are
still watching this video get to decide if I will put together something else
inside my Teen Wolf Vampire Season.
Like I said, I already have at least six episodes worth of story this includes the introduction
of a 2000-year-old woman who is also a snake and runs a medical marijuana outlet in San Francisco.
I worked in a flashback episode that takes us back
to the Western Chinese desert region of Tarim at the dawn of the 20th century.
That episode includes a release of dark energy from a recently unearthed Han Dynasty coffin,
reanimated corpse-like vampires,
and pretty much an all-out war with those reanimated corpse-like vampires.
So you let me know - is it worth my time and your time to produce a few of those
kinds of fan fiction videos from The Vampire season for the coming weeks?
Because I'm absolutely not going to follow this up
at all unless you guys show me that there is an actual audience for it.