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You shouldn't have glued a wig on that mannequin!
Did I just hear that right?
You glued a beard!
Yeah, but you're not the Glue Police, Rick
I am!
I don't think that's a thing.
Glue Police?
That's not a real thing you can be.
Yeah it is.
Mmm, I think I'd know if, like, that was a thing.
Let's go, Anthony
If we could play pool, we could shoot and it'd be really fun, you know?
And maybe I could finally get my stick engraved.
Well, what would it even say?
[gagging and coughing sounds]
Y'all ready to be naughty?
Mmm-hmm
Hoo hoo, yeah
Can I get a hey-hey...
Nope!
Nuh-uh!!!
Uh oh
Quishta
Lahtsoh treathem belach foreekim
Oh, ok yeah, you're the stuff of bad dreams
Pssht
Kali baunkliss
Hey, I get it.
You're here to kill.
Khiel ratha sohjah!
Yeah, I'm gonna go!
Sorry demon!
We might have a French baby.
It's got that funny accent when it cries.
I'd have guessed it was NOT French.
Hmmm.
Because it's not.
You don't know
Okay, it's super French, better?
You talking about the smell?
You shouldn't feed it.
Sweet baby, no!
Listen, I'd rather you not smoke weed.
But you know I'm going to, right?
Cool, later dude.
[sniffing sounds]
What's that smell?
[sniffing]
Make him lick the toilet!
Hey, why do you smell like old people?
Can you hold your breath?
Dude, just stick around
And I'll get you drunk
I had a Diet Coke
Hey, there ain't a man alive who doesn't want to get
his butt washed in the Jedi Fountain.
Not now, Princess.
No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude
Listen
A vagrant child came to me when I smashed my knuckle
Guess what he asked me
"What size is your doggie bone?"
Hmm
Very good job
What's your favorite movie?
Stargate
What?
Yeah right...
Chobba theeko meemo
I could kill you
Hey girls, you wanna play?
Oh, what the -?
Ow! OH!
Son of a -
Seriously, who puts a railing right there?
AHHHAHGGHH
I think I'll sing
I had a greasy bean
Mmm girl
And I been looking for a extra shoe
I got a friend named "Crust"
A-hooooo
What's up?
You like that?
I wrote it
Hee heee
Oww, oww, owww
Heyyyy, you just stabbed me!
Eh
Oh, so sweaty
Cuz I'm sufferin'
[kiss] [kiss] yeah
You need a baby?
I have a kitten that always laughs when you hold it and sniff its legs
And it's just great for a party when you can't mess around
And it's name is Crazy Bennigan
Dude, like, that's a weirdo kitty
Well it's definitely expensive
You think it could be magic?
Why aren't you magic?
Ummm, y'all are bird poop!
Why aren't you magic?
You're supposed to be magical!
This dork made you eat a stump!
Ahhhh
Leeches just suck!
Now listen, kids
Don't think that you can just squirt your loogies on the floor
Okay, what?
Now wiggity woah, daddy
I mean, why can't everybody just be like
like Prince
An angel with a little afro
Daddy, I need you to quit
I hope you're not afraid of owls
because I'm getting you one
Owls are the reason that God didn't make us people with foam hair
That's common knowledge
Last week's lover was bad
The worst
Wait, what are we doing here?
Wait, what?
Just heard you say "bug guy"
I know you said it
I heard you
You like croquet?
It's time to rob the stagecoach
[high pitched crying]
[crying turns to singing]
Something I wanna tell you guys
I don't like doorbells
My viral pimple got away
and I kinda want you to get it
And I want that smoothie
When?
NOW!
I'll make it
You're an idiot
Wait, what?
That guy's making it.
Yeah, dickity, AH AH
Tsss, tsss
Ah, ah, uh, ah
I make a smoothie for him