ha that's right welcome back into
totally accurate battle simulator now
the reason I'm saying welcome back
because we have played this before but
it was a very long time ago and that was
kind of a demo version but today the
full version well almost the full
version is finally out but if you don't
know what totally accurate battle
simulator is basically you create two
teams of wacky crazy individuals and
just make them fight to the death and
see you in it's a lot of fun that there
is a campaign mode so you kind of have
to give you've got limited resources and
limited amount of people that you can
use to try and beat a predetermined army
but the real fun today is gonna land in
sandbox so what should we pick tribal
tribal sandbox all that looks cool I
like that so this is menu you've got so
normally there would be a predetermined
army on the right-hand side but we're
creating our own Wars today so down here
you've got different classes I'm gonna
give you a load of clubbers first so
they're kind of like a cracker real
caveman kind of class and if you've got
two swords wait wait wait wait wait wait
what is this
what are they holding are they holding
fire you guys okay just you get idea of
how it works I'm gonna hit start we have
a slow-mo button as well so we can just
kind of chill out and see what happens
check out all the action it looks like I
might have chosen clubbers Oh No always
gonna get smacked Oh straight down I
think I've chosen a class which doesn't
actually do anything oh my goodness is
so violent so violent I've set them up
for a massacre look at him getting
chased
oh no what have I done he's celebrating
he's well we're happy with himself look
at him oh no there's only two left these
guys get absolutely destroyed here we go
get him get him jump do it I always try
to run for the trees that isn't gonna
work well maybe it will work you've
fallen over the rock what are you doing
sir you're okay he's climbing the tree
okay that did actually work he's
confused all of them and now he's
confused himself I don't I don't think
the Bard's do much in
self-defense he's got about 15 clubbers
coming to Club his head there we go oh
he missed the first one missed yep yep
second one hit though oh wait is that
one more where is this guy is he used
the trees he has there he is now he's
gonna die very very quickly quick stab
to the back of he's good so you get how
it works now let's create each side and
let's have a look and discover what on
earth we have here we've got cats bottle
the king
you know he's massive you know what this
do protect the king so the king is gonna
be on either side on the furthest side
of each of the arena's - Zeus we can
have Zeus as well let's give each one a
zoo s' let's give each one a minor tour
I thought - all wasn't meant to be half
human that guy he doesn't look half
human
he looks full bull what else have we got
ice archers let's have a row of each
there we go berserkers got a couple of
those around there we go I'm gonna try
and make it kind of even or at least try
to UM shield bearers we could have a few
shield bearers here and a few shield
bearers here it's a little bit weak on
the left-hand side so let's go for
stoner yeah okay so they're a little bit
more powerful on the left
let's hit start whoa okay oh my goodness
the Zeus is are really powerful so is
the - or the - or is going in we've only
got Zeus's minor tours and Kings left oh
I love - orders sent by the king oh dude
the Kings are actually really really
good their swords are huge they're
having a little cuddle over here they're
making friends slap him get him Oh
him from his legs upwards dude what have
we got to Zeus's and two kings it's the
Red King fallen he hasn't but the Zeus
has oh he's missed oh he got her in the
toe death bite oh wow I was quite the
battle jeez
let's change map let's change your
different once we go I'm anxious as to
ancient sandbox what does it mean if you
don't have the sandbox oh there's like
buildings and stuff
okay that's kind of cool wow that's busy
oh I like this one I wonder if they can
fall off the edge let's find out let's
do bone made sounds pretty good for
mages 300 what else is 300 I can't want
to go equals vs equals potions cellar
let's do those so let's do a load of
those and then some bone mages and let's
see what happens
what hold on a second I need to play
that back I'm going slow mo what
happened then what did they do
absolutely destroyed them they use the
power of plants Wow guys rip okay the
bone mages are proving to be quite
powerful let's go for weight bow meters
three hundreds I think we need something
with range let's do some snake arches
snake arches first is uh okay that works
that Daphne works are the snakes are the
snakes you're attacking them
yes he's got like three snakes at his
feet oh they got him Oh are they
constricted him they bite him in the pot
ones got him squaring the butt cheek oh
my goodness these snakes are taking over
the Reds one the snake arches though
they're pretty good I just want to see
how they initially fire though do they
just fire them out of there arrows they
do right we know those the most powerful
okay
snake archers versus two minor tours I
think this is gonna be the play right
now
oh they - real fast but the snakes are
clinging on the snakes are doing their
job are they gonna fall off
this one's dangling over the edge I
don't know if he's gonna let him go our
dudes know the snakes are powerful real
powerful they are grabbing him by the
heads though the minor tours are coming
in strong I think they might fall off
the edge you know I think they won I
think they won the minor tools stay
standing and they win dude these guys
are powerful now I saw in the trailer
somewhere the we can all there it is but
you yeah mammoth a guy like that could
be from the same family so let's pit two
minor tools are just deleted one two
minor tours
versus one mammoth and let's see what
happens
Oh I think Oh mammoth you okay man
before you do him you body-slamming them
what is this mammoth just crush them
both I don't even sure this guy is dead
but y'all areas yeah he's definitely
dead okay so how many mammoths versus
Zeus okay yeah Zeus has got no chance
he just got absolutely plowed why the
mammoth so good how many Zeus's does it
take to take down a mammoth let's do one
two three four and then one at the back
must do five Zeus's versus a mammoth
that's pretty powerful the mammoth is
tanking it he's literally just standing
on all of them this guy is insane he's
taking Zeus's lightning bolts and
doesn't even care it touches him with
the end of his tusks and kills him crazy
how much is a mammoth 2240 what else is
that powerful Zeus is a 2,000 and he
can't even beat fire and he can beat
five of them that's insane scarecrow all
these ones look hilarious let's do
wheelbarrow
haha wait a second wait a second three
for the price of one don't mind if I do
go into battle my friends take down the
mammoth throw your tomatoes
take your operas and destroy him okay I
think the mammoth might have plowed
through at least five of them where are
you going
son no no where you going that's the
wrong way yeah I don't think these guys
are ready they're really not in there
just throwing spuds at him oh they won
who knew apples and spuds and tomorrows
were so powerful okay rip mammoth looks
like the wheelbarrows are actually
pretty powerful what about a whole team
of wheelbarrows versus a whole team of
wheelbarrows let's go 8000 versus 8000
let's do this yes this guy's flying over
the top he's going for the aerial attack
the afros collides but it looks like
they're doing pretty well they kind of
deploy each other one has Forks 1/2
tomatoes and then it just gets a little
bit crazy this guy's just got off the
edge
Oh dance why where are you going what's
going on here
bye oh my goodness people are flying
around all over the place I have no idea
who's winning but blue keeps ramming
himself off the edge this guy is real
happy that he's just involved with a
tomato
oh geez where did that come from Oh what
are you doing it's raining blue guys oh
and red guys never mind that boy was
stupid as each other is anyone alive yep
we got tomato guy at the back through a
tomato and just fell over oh oh I think
he's the last guy look at him he's like
hey come here boy would you stab all
right mustache semi I froze how stupid
what just clobber him in the back of the
head with a tomato I'm not sure this is
the best fight I've ever seen is not
that epic gone smash in his head you
missed you missed real bad the uppercut
and then he just dies he's used all his
energy in that uppercut you idiot oh no
oh no Henry
Henry's clinging on for dear life he
doesn't quite know what to do erik has
gone as well he doesn't oh wait did he
die yeah I think he just gave up or he
took an apple to the dome not too sure
this game is chaos look at this one it's
called Pharma it's called like crops and
stuff everywhere let's choose what
haven't we done yeah this too chieftain
looks like he's swinging the double axes
it's for some spear throwers at the back
over here at least oh oh oh okay that is
that is quite the spear you are going to
throw at these guys he's ready for a
look at him he's like ready to go oh
okay I match your long spear with five
long Spears haybailer oh come on come on
now
at least they're being constructive with
their hey I mean it could be worse let's
also put them with a team of scarecrows
hold on a second I think they're
floating they're gonna be really
powerful they're 11,000 on the left we
need something more powerful on the
right priests priests could work let's
do something priests over there is put a
catapult right at the back oh this is
turning into quite the epic battle of
wits and weapons valkyrie is put some
Valkyries over there whoa we employed
angels it seems pretty imbalanced
but let's hit start and see what Oh what
is happening here why are they attacking
their own thing
take down their bails the Valkyries are
coming in the Scarecrow's are pretty
much the same as the Valkyries I have no
idea what's going on but there's
literally bodies everywhere oh my
goodness
the scarecrows aren't even doing
anything wait are they just like
straight up scarecrows dude okay it was
unbalanced but the Blues have won easily
easy-mode why are they stopping their
own catapult half of the team we're
attacking themselves and they still won
I want to try out the long ship as well
let's do long ship versus long ships see
what they do see how they handle things
okay they throw at each other and then
then it just crushes them all good job
guys well done that was a terrible fight
get out of here Oh for this one we're
using the Viking sandbox I want to send
where are they where you at the head
butters I want to do like a team of head
butters in a line against the team of
head butters in a line let's see what
happens here we go I need some epic
music this guy has a massive head and we
go oh oh they're going in they've got
about magical powers they just fly
towards each other oh this is a mess
look at them look at them go how many
people have died I think the Blues have
got this they're swinging with their
hands as well a red comes in out of
nowhere and they gets back Wow
how about instead of having them like
that we have them in two lines this is
like some Game of Thrones stuff right
here wait for me wait for me wait for me
wait for me don't launch yet I want to
see it here we go here we go
beautiful absolutely beautiful
got up as well I got they'll kill each
other this is insane
this out she doesn't like game her phone
this is crazy if only the fights and the
big war against the White Walkers and
everyone else was as epic as this good
job Reds what's a jar he's wearing like
the head of something he's beheaded I
guess so anything crazy we kind of
haven't tried I guess like some ice
arches would be good night we haven't
tried the night they're looking pretty
cool and then a bar on each side just to
cheer on each other's team because they
they don't do anything else I'm gonna
put one bone mage over here because they
feel like the bone mages are actually
really strong yeah he's frozen he's been
attacked oh okay the poem mage has been
taken out instantly these Knights are
crazy their shields are so big they just
flip people oh my goodness
took him out by the legs watch this here
we go here he comes he's swinging he
swung so hard is swung too hard
he's completely missed his chance what
are you doing sir he's just gonna stand
there and take it here we go oh right in
the back there anyone left I'll know
it's the bard the bards all by himself
he has no weapons he doesn't even want
to fight but he's the last one standing
the Knights are kind of slow hah this is
like the worst most anticlimactic chase
ever goodbye Bart he's met the wall see
you later buddy Oh yep yep yep I'm doing
it I'm doing it and he's got to like
10,000 and something there we go equal
each side hay bales collide oh my
goodness is so laggy and so laggy
it's just although tumescent haters
slapping each other in the face what is
this one doing are you okay
oh no they're falling they're starting
to fall I think this guy this guy's had
too much oh the Blues dominated that how
job lads well done you bundled your hey
tighter than everyone else we didn't
really the potion here that much did we
let's do potion here versus potion heir
only three of them so I want to see what
happens okay it just it just depends on
who hits the other one first
it has died is he taking he's taking
like poison damage this is the worst
dodgeball game I've ever seen or what it
hits Blues are dead took him out though
water shot Wow okay so they poison
good to know what if I put loads of them
here and then grab myself a single
mammoth go and take these potions and
they come
oh he's turned into a whole pile of
green but I think the mammoths got this
you know after one wave he just comes in
who stomps them all the mammoth is Opie
he's cut he's covered through it oh okay
maybe not he's dead
that the mammoth is dead and just to
finish things off we're going mammoth
army vs. mammoth army I'm still not
quite sure how these guys attack but
we're gonna do it anyway it's got a
headbutt that guy the middle is well
squished Oh No
what have I created none of the ones at
the back can get through this is awful I
don't like it it's kind of make it is
unsettling me this guy's on top though
this guy's flipped out though they're
all just lying on top of each other
dead this guy just got crushed in the
madness this guy has no idea what he's
doing
woah how do you do that this isn't even
on slow mode I'm not touching anything
is just the slowest fight ever
as they head by each other in the face I
think there's yeah Reds have done it
good job guys
I need to do this as my final thing I
think I've said that like five times
already
where are the ones I want halflings
I want one halfling versus the mammoths
you've got this buddy you're half the
size of everyone else but you can do it
you've got this Oh died instantly what
about a whole team of them that's right
a whole team of tiny people don't
underestimate them I'm gonna put it up
to the same amount of points and here we
go it's gonna be a little bit laggy
because there's a lot of tiny people
here
oh no they're flinging themselves at
them and just dying instantly yeah I
think they're all dead there's one guy
in the back still having a great time
although it's one versus five again it
was good knowing you what about two
teams of halflings what do they even do
do they even do damage this kind of flop
each other and die and then slap each
other about a bit I mean what is going
on here they're floating they're
grabbing each other to remind me of gang
beasts and look at their feet what's
going on with you what are you doing
what are you doing how are you floating
like that yeah look at that feet ill oh
man it's like a mosh pit these guys
these guys are going off see you later
what is happening I think the Blues have
got this there's only three Reds left I
don't know how they're killing each
other but they did it well done blues
there you go that is totally accurate
battle simulator I haven't seen anything
more accurate than this if there's any
like war heroes out there looking to
plan their next move their next attack
definitely use this and see what would
happen especially if you're coming up
against people with wheelbarrows apples
giant mammoths then this is your program
you're good you'll be fully prepared
guys hope you enjoyed this revisits you
a game that has now just launched the
link to it is in the description below
it's still in the early access phase so
they're gonna be adding more things
there's currently three classes in here
that don't have any troops at all so
they're gonna add those soon if you
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